A Bad Game of Football

NEW CONTENT

• He has a Bribe ability allowing him to persuade more minions to join his team at once.
  
• He then uses his army of minions to blow 'Clean Up' the opponents by making his own minions blow up.
  
• His minions don't respawn over time.
  

MAJOR CHANGES

• You can now win the game by killing the entire enemy team.
  
• Minions can no longer be bought back after dying except for when playing Master of Puppets.
  
• Changed where the minions spawn when respawning. They now appear inside your goal instead of the top of the field.
  

BALANCING AND MINOR CHANGES

• The Alchemical Arsonist is now called The Bloodthirsty Impaler
  
• Team Boost ability is now called Run Like Hell and it has been moved from Satan to The Impaler.
  
• Some abilities have been swapped around:
  
• Fire Kick now belongs to Satan himself.
  
• The Bloodthirsty Impaler has a new Impale ability.
  
• Satan's Jump ability is now a Headbutt meaning it deals damage when hitting a minion or upsetting the Referee if you hit him.
  
• Added a new Announcer in the form of Satan's voice.
  
• Improved feedback when kicking the ball or being attacked.
  
• Improved feedback when using Run Like Hell.
  
• The sound of the Artillery has been changed to (hopefully) be less annoying to listen to.
  
• Changed the color picking menu to force you to pick different colored teams for the sake of visibility in game.
  
• Changed some falloff curves for when the ball is kicked with more than one minion.
  
• The Fire Kick now has a pentagram as it starts.
  
• The main menu visuals has started to get a little more hellish. Still a work in progress.
  

PERFORMANCE FIXES

• Massively improved performance on laptops with integrated graphics cards for all quality settings.
  
• Made the ultra low quality setting "Qatar Human Rights" even more performant.
  

BUG FIXES

• Fixed a bug where XP wouldn't be awarded correctly.
  
• Fixed a bug where the Training CPU would sometimes stop moving if one of its team-mates were killed.
  
• Fixed a bug where the Artillery would sometimes deal damage twice.
  
• Fixed a bug where the trails behind the minions after using Run Like Hell would stay for the rest of the match.
  
• Fixed a bug where the Referee would stop getting mad at people doing bad stuff within his view area.
  
• Many other bug fixes, performance updated and QoL updates.
  

KNOWN ISSUES

• A jarring sound when opening the game where the Music is at full volume for a split second.
  
• There are some funky things going on when failing to connect/losing connection to a lobby and then trying to reconnect. Please post reports in our Discord.
  
• The Artillery projectiles sometimes hit each other in the air if placed fast enough resulting in them moving a bit before they land
  

Still bad football. Now set in hell.

• Satan
  
• Hell visuals
  
• Hell music!!!
  
• God damn festive Jack-o-Lanterns
  
• Custom minion designs for each Champion
  
• New and improved Trainer Selection Screen
  
• Super simple "How To Play"
  
• Controller overview (at the end of the "How to Play"-sequence)
  

• Battlefield map (Will return shortly after being redesigned)
  

• Tighter in game UI
  
• We now refer to Coaches as Champions instead
  
• We now refer to Units as Minions instead
  
• Balancing on some of the Champions
  

• Sound effects occasionally turn very loud
  
• Minions sometimes stop moving during online gameplay, and won't move again until game is reset
  
• Referee sometimes stop registering fouls
  
• Every once in a while minions manage to escape the playing field (just walk back in, or use the tiny red button in the minion overview to get them back in play)
  

• One playable map (with a second one following soon)
  
• Three playable satanic trainers including the host of this hellishly hot event
  
• Unique minions for each trainer
  
• Updated main theme (sorry Jazz lovers)
  

Fixes:

• Units initial HP is correctly displayed on match start
  

Changes:

• The Colonel's max-stamina is lower
  
• Artillery strike is cheaper
  
• Respawn times are longer and more expensive
  

Visible stuff:

• Air strike - Colonel Sanders can now rain fire on the pitch
  
• Sliding tackle nerf - A little slower, and a little shorter
  
• Jump ability rework - Instead of launching into the air, you take a dive and faceplant
  
• UI - Coaches has different stamina bars
  
• Cursors - Coaches have their own cursor
  
• Trophy - Our glorious Trophy Of Death has found its way to the win screen
  

Invisible stuff:

• Improved quick matching - It should now be easier to find matches using quick play (tested and working, but not real-world conditions stress tested, so please report any bugs you find in our Discord)
  
• Coach balancing - Some unit HP and speed adjustments
  
• Stand mode - Hide disconnect buttons to avoid unintentional disconnects during an event