Jeff from MES here with great news for you if you're in the market for some good old fashioned entertainment! We've just launched Steamulator2019 and our showroom is overflowing! To make room for all the 2019 inventory we're having a MASSIVE BLOWOUT sale! Come down today to check out your options! For RPG lovers we've got Questr! In the market for a Multiplayer Arcade game? We've got Astro Joust! And boy howdy, if your looking to put yourself into a Parody/Satire game have we got the games for you! Check out I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling! *Slaps the hood* This bad bad boy can hold so many memes!
Come on down today!
*Mutant Entertainment is not responsible for the content of this ad. Literally this guy just showed up at the office today. We may or may not be being held against our will. Send help
Steamulator releases this Wed (1/30/19)
We're excited to release Steamulator this Wed 1/30/19
Are you tired of your favorite Game Storefront letting you down?
Think you can do a better job?
Have we got the game for you!
The legends* that brought you I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling present: Steamulator 2019 - Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge.
Curate!
Using an accept or deny mechanic, decide what games to allow into your store. Tired of seeing sequel after sequel? Turn them down! It’s all up to you.
Make Hard Choices!
Should your store support Linux users? What about an automatic curation system? Should your company even bother making their own games anymore? All these tough decisions and more await you.
Evolve!
No industry can stay the same forever. Add and remove storefront features as you are presented with fun and interesting choices.
This game does not qualify you in any way to run a business or a gaming platform. Do not use this in your resume when applying for game curation jobs. We will not be a reference for you.
*According to our friends in Canada who totally exist and are not made up at all
MES Complete Bundle
Announcing the Mutant Entertainment Studios Complete Bundle!
Thanks for playing! Follow us on Twitter @mutantstudios for updates, upcoming projects, and more!
ICBING - Belgian Waffle Update
In order to comply with recent rulings by the Belgium Gaming Commission we made a few minor changes to the game.
We hope you enjoy!
Keyboard Bug HotFix 2
Fixed an error on keyboard P1 and P2 now working properly for all builds
Hotfix 1.2
Fixed a bug on keyboard P1 input
Hotfix 1.1 incoming
Fixed a bug on the Quit button
Fixed bug that was setting Keyboard player to Player 4 (wouldn't track achievements) (WASD - Jump is spacebar, Dash is Left Side Shift key)
Added Keyboard player 2 (Arrow keys & 0 numbpad)
Fixed a bug that stuck players in the Credits menu
Launching in two days!
Hi AstroJousters!
The countdown is on. Destroy your friends in up to 4 player couch combat.
Saws!
Crushers!
Freakin' Lazers!
It's on! March 28th
Welcome
Greetings Astroneers!
Astro Joust is slated for release sometime in early 2018. We'll post development updates here whenever we feel we've got something exciting to show you. In the meantime you can Wishlist the game to get notifications on our future announcements. Or if you're feeling frisky you can sign up for our newsletter
