Console users rejoice! If playing a shoot'em up entirely on a keyboard is your worst nightmare, then I have good news for you!
Beast Modon can now be played with a gamepad.
I expected that to sound amazing, but now that I'm reading that out loud, I realize this should have been a thing for a while now. No matter, it's done and the controls can be mapped via the game's application launcher if the ones I like don't work. I'm serious. Play the game already! You think I can't hear what you're asking me in the future despite that I'm writing this in the past? Ugh... Whatever. You're going to have fun playing this game. Especially now that you can hold a glorified button-thing-a-ma-jigger... Are you still reading this? Hello?
And there goes my future-question hearing ability. Signing off.