(That was a stereotypical ghost sound, in case you were wondering)
Anyway, onto the news! We’re bringing back the adorably terrifying Halloween pinup with Volks and Anon this Limited Time Event, so if you missed out on it the first time, you can stop being horrified now! To unlock this dangerously spooky reward, all you have to do is creepily collect your daily Event tokens. Or collect them in a normal, non-creepy fashion - it really doesn’t make a difference except to add thematic consistency.
Speaking of thematic consistency, it’s also that time of year when we switch out the usual Blush Blush background music for a haunting Halloween-themed melody instead. So special!
Okay, we know all that is exciting, but hopefully your eyeballs can hang in there and read a couple more sentences. Because we also want to let you know that Butler and Kigurumi Outfits for Sven and Cole have been added to the game! Woohoo!
Enjoy Spooky Month to the fullest with zero tricks and lots of treats, and remember - We love you scarily hard!
The Pandas
It's Cashew O'Clock
Hey Panda Peeps!
We hope you're emotionally prepared for lots of daydream-y sweetness. Cashew might be a little on the dorky side, but that just adds to his incredible charm! He's the kind of lover who'd probably start a war for you, if he knew how, but also totally gives off those "marry your best friend" vibes. You know the ones. Right?
Anyway, you've waited long enough to welcome this cutie-pie into your arms. The time has finally come! Make sure you've completed his Phone Fling, and take part in the Limited Time Event to unlock your new, library-obsessed love interest.
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Just a nice, normal conversation.
Hey Panda Peeps!
New messages from Cashew are here! You know what that means - you'll probably be seeing a little more of a certain someone pretty soon. That certain someone being… Cashew. Of course. Sweet, bookish, average-guy Cashew. Surely this relationship will continue to progress in a normal, traditional way, and you won't find yourself with yet ANOTHER mysteriously magically transformed boy on your hands… Right?
Enjoy your chat, and keep an eye out for Cashew's full character Limited Time Event - coming soon!
We love you so hard, The Pandas
Ichiban at your service
Hey Panda Peeps!
Imagine a man who anticipates your every need. He does things without being asked. He fulfils desires you didn't even know you had! All that sounds pretty swoonworthy, right? Well, with Ichiban all dressed up in his new butler outfit, you'll be swooning harder than you've ever swooned before. Seriously, you might want to sit down for this.
All you’ve got to do is grab your daily tokens during the LTE to unlock Ichiban's dapper new digs. Then, leave the rest up to him!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
TIMBER!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Wooden you like to see your beloved Garret using the preferred tool of all lumberjacks? If you’ve been waiting for this returning pinup, then you’re barking up the right tree. All you’ve got to do is “log” on daily to collect your Event tokens, then bask in the glory of Garret hard at work! It’s that simple, which is perfect - because Garret's a simple guy. Sweet, uncomplicated, and easy to love. Not to mention HAWT!
So go on, unlock yourself that pinup! What are you waiting for? Chop chop!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
All that and then summer
Hey Panda Peeps!
Yeah, we know… The end of summer sure is a bummer. But then again, who needs hot temps when you’ve got hawt deals? Yep, you heard it here first! We’re having an end-of-summer sale, the details of which are right down there in the next paragraph!
From August 19 to 24, our Voice bundle, Outfits, and DLC bois will be 10% off in the Store. Our Diamond bundles too! What’s cooler than that? Nothing's cooler than that - not even sunglasses and ice cream cones. The point is, you can have just as much fun right here with your husbandos as you did all summer long. Maybe even more fun.
So say goodbye to sunburns and bug bites, and say hello to these sweet deals! Just remember - like summer and all other good things, this sale must come to an end. So don’t wait too long!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Dapper Dmitri
Hey Panda Peeps,
Romance is alive and well. It’s time for Dmitri to don his butler outfit, and we just know he’ll tend to your needs with unmatched care - with lingering looks and passionate words of love and loyalty. Plus, your coffee cup will never be empty!
There’s no other Blush Blush boi quite like Dmitri, so we know you’ll want to add this special outfit to his wardrobe. Ah, if only he could collect those daily event tokens for you too… Oh well! It’s SO easy to click that button, and totally worth it once you’ve got Dmitri in his butler outfit, ready to fulfill your every desire. And we do mean every desire.
We hope you enjoy, and we love you so hard!
The Pandas
Lazy Daydream
Hey Panda Peeps!
I think we can all agree there’s nothing better than laying in bed all day on your phone, amiright? Silky sheets, fluffy pillows, no responsibilities… It’s the best!
Wait, what am I saying? We need to add a hawt nerd in there! Oh yeah, NOW we're talking.
This little lazy-day fantasy has been brought to you by Anon's returning pin-up, in which he's got his headphones and… Well, not much else, to be honest. Just the way we like it! So if you haven't grabbed this lovely reward yet, we highly recommend you take a jaunt over to the LTE and collect your daily event tokens.
Go on, give in to your deepest introvert-desires and spend the day in bed with Anon! Just imagine how snuggly and happy you’ll feel, playing games, looking at memes, and doing other…things.
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Very nice!
Hello Panda Peeps!
You have once again renewed Garret's sense of purpose and confidence! He is here to make sure you feel special and taken care of, all while he wears the classiest of butler outfits - because your eyeballs deserve to be as happy as your heart!
Sure, this is a different vibe for the goofy, animal-loving lumberjack, but… Let's just say he pulls it off. And you're probably going to want to “pull it off” too. He just looks sooo fine in his new uniform, with those broad shoulders and big hands... *Swoon*
Garret's butler outfit is now available through the LTE, so make sure you grab those daily event tokens to unlock this scrumptious reward!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Just Because Sale
Hey Panda Peeps!
Surprise! It's another sale, because why not? This one runs from July 13 to 19, and you’ll get a free gift with your purchase. What could this free gift be, you ask? Find out by reading the next paragraph!
First of all, the deets: During this sale, Diamond Bundles are 30% bigger than usual, and all the DLC boys - yes, including new-kid-on-the-block Poe - are discounted by 20%. Woohoo! And your free gift, should you choose to buy any of these items? It’s a cozy and cute special Kigurumi Outfit for Volks, of course!
For those of you who’ve been eyeballing some eye-candy, we're also putting our 18+ Steam DLC on sale for 20% off, so now might very well be the perfect time to treat yourself. Remember, this sale only lasts a week, so don't wait too long!
