Hey there, partner in disposal! We’ve been doing it for quite some time now, haven’t we? It’s quite an adventure, just like in video games! Oh, why do I mention video games out of the blue? My nephew’s a huge fan and I feel like they are a really interesting medium these days.
Maybe one day, when we close our company, I’ll make a game to tell of all the fun we’ve had. Like, if you can even describe dead body disposal as a “fun” experience. I mean, sure we’re enjoying it, but I’m starting to feel that we’re the weirdos in society. Still, it’s a satisfaction like no other!
Anyway, maybe someone would want to know what people like us do for a living and there’s no better way of sharing the experience of our job without getting their hands covered in blood than playing a video game, am I right? I can see it now. It would have a low poly, retro-esque look to fit the noir atmosphere of the story. Greyscale and sepia would work to enhance the mood and I imagine that the blood would stand out – shocking red - from the rest. That feels really appropriate. Less is better. The nature of our work wouldn’t really get across too well if it were too gory or realistic.
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Sounds of Disposal
Hey, partner. I gotta say, this music addiction of yours bothers the hell out of me sometimes. You know, when we're listening to those gentle tunes that would be great while eating at a restaurant, but actually we're just chilling and cleaning dead bodies at the same time? I know, I know... it's a super stressful job and your mind is just seeking some tranquility. It's logical. It bothers me nonetheless.
Oh, so you say it also helps you get more immersed in the job? Fine, whatever works for you, buddy. And tell me, which tunes do you like to listen to the most?
I see, so you like Grzegorz Wal. Isn't that the guy who also composed the music for the game called Agony? Yeah, it's the horror one with the soundtrack that feels like it comes from the deepest bowels of hell. It's amazing how some musicians can find themselves in such radically different genres and still manage to create marvelous sounds.
This whole musical talk reminds me about that one time we met that guy who looked like the King of Rock & Roll. That was a weird one, wasn't it? Or maybe he was the real deal... Some people do say he never died...
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Reality is Pulp
Hey there, partner! I was running through all of our past job documents and I saw this photo you took while cleaning the mess. Doesn't this guy look familiar to you? You know... like that character from that movie? A very pulpy movie? I mean, it may be just a coincidence, but it would be really amusing and funny if the job required you to clean up after a really unfortunate accident in a car. Oh, you did...
Well. That's awkward.
I mean, you have seen Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, haven’t you? Of course you have. Everyone has at this point. What a great crime flick! It’s got that grotesque vibe which is the hallmark of this particular director - a total cult classic from 1994, full of punchy dialogues and unprecedented violence.
I know I’m a bit excited, but it's just like that one scene when Jules and Vincent had to deal with that huge mess after Travolta’s character, Jules, accidentally squeezed the trigger of his gun and blows their passenger's head right off.
What?! The guy didn't have his head? Well, I guess life sometimes really does mimic fiction, as they say.
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There's a story behind every death
Hey, partner! Lately, I’ve been wondering... have you ever sat down and thought a bit about our clients? Yeah, I know it's none of our business, but it's really astonishing to me how varied our "customer base" really is. Before we started our small, gory business, I was pretty sure that we would have to deal with mafia bosses over and over again. But no! It's kinda interesting that people from all walks of life actually need a cleaner.
It's not always a result of a murder or a suicide, either. I mean, just look at your story! The Frank situation was just a dumb, drunken mishap. Sometimes it just happens that way. That's why, among our clients, you can find not only gangsters, but also average people - fitness trainers, restaurant owners, - even the police and people from show business! And remember the job we got from the grave robber? Mind-boggling stuff.
What I want to say is – behind every job there's a person with their own unique story to tell. Even such a thing as death isn't always as straightforward as you might assume. It's really quite fascinating if you stop and think about it.
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What's my trade? - New gameplay trailer
Why, hello there! I see you've just come back from the job, partner. Clean yourself up ASAP, cause we got a nice promotional video to watch.
What video, you ask? Have you already forgotten how we shot this sweet commercial to release it on TOR to draw the attention of possible new clients? Oh, and I gotta say it's really good. You did really well on the recording - you sound confident. A bit bold, but very professional.
Here, sit down, relax and let's watch it together. That's a fine piece of gory art if you ask me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAfvF9C8wz4
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Field of work
Well, well, our small business has been up and running for a quite some time already, huh? As a manager, my friend, I'd like to gather and catalog some info about our past jobs. Oh, don't worry – it's for internal use only, so everything's fine. No worries about a leak in our company, right?
So, it appears that we mainly get three types of jobs. The first involves finding all the bodies or body parts and hiding them away effectively. There are some really unprofessional cleaners in the business, and I know it feels like a bit of a pain in the ass to clean after other cleaners, but hey, it still means more work for us, right?
The second kind of job needs to be done stealthily because there are other people in the "workspace", as I like to call it, who don't necessarily need to see us in action. It's a bit like a gory cat and mouse game if you think about it, am I right?
There are also some "small fry" who come to us with easier, but lower paid jobs. But hey – it's still money! And we’ll need more of it if we want to keep our business running. Money will allow us to buy some new equipment that I’m sure will prove itself necessary when tackling our bigger orders.
Oh, did I say three? I actually meant four. We just got another job, but I don't want to spoil the surprise. To be honest, I really don't know what to think about it. It's wicked weird, so I'll brief you when we arrive at our "workspace".
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Evidence all over the YouTube
Dude. This is insane. I'm freaking out more than you did after the incident with poor Frank. It's one thing to run a shady business involving dead body clean up after accidents, suicides or… erm, misunderstandings. You know I'm super okay with that. Moreover, it was me who encouraged you to make a living out of it. But this is too much. Way too much.
We made a deal, right? No one should know about the shit we're doing, right? So why the hell are all these videos surfacing on YouTube?! How come?! I mean, yeah, people are lovin’ it, and they’re very much excited judging by the commentary. It's kind of flattering seeing that thousands of people are watching our gory adventures. But man, it's very satisfying, but weird. Like playing in a snuff movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfz_M-QJJ5I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM1WS5EPE80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weg2Fx8Rotc
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Pop the culture with a reference
Hey partner! I just did some financial projections and I'm pretty sure that when we successfully complete about 30 jobs we’ll be able to part ways and live out the rest of our lives in style! It sounds promising doesn’t it? Sure, it's gonna be one hell of a ride. After all, our services aren’t exactly the typical sort. Our company is one of a kind, so we're gonna get our hands dirty once or twice, no doubt. But come on, dude, just keep your eye on the prize. The 30th job isn’t too far off and afterwards there will be enough money for the two of us to live the good life with no cares in the world.
Sounds awesome, right?
I sometimes wonder how all those bloody "adventures" will look. Don’t you? Ha! You didn't know that about me, did ya? I think of myself as a dreamer. I really hope some of those jobs are going to be interesting. Like from my favorite scenes from movies like Pulp Fiction! Okay, okay. I'm coming back down to earth. Maybe some easter eggs at least? A quote or just a line from Skyrim or Game of Thrones? Aah, I know it's real life. It’s not some kind of a game.
Or is it?
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Scott Free!
All right partner! So, we're starting up our new, happy little business. Happy for us, not so happy for most of our clients. But you know what? Self-employment is awesome, isn't it? We can choose which job we wanna do next or decide if the job is profitable enough for us to even consider it. I really love the convenience of reaping your own profit.
Yeah, I know it's not exactly a conventional business we're running here, but hey... owning a small company is pretty sweet. I'd never go back to working in corpo.
It is actually satisfying to have the freedom of choosing the tools that will get the job done. It's nice to visit the shop between tasks and stroll down the aisles, looking on the shelves for a brush in a particular size or an absorbent new mop. I gotta admit – it relaxes me.
Oh, come on. Everybody has that one guilty pleasure, right? You like cleaning blood, I like shopping. Don't judge me.
You know what? I wonder how our business venture will turn out. I guess, keeping in mind the total freedom we have, it all depends on our choices and how well we're gonna do our job. Or, if I may get more specific, it could depend on your cleaning skills!
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No more dab, only scrub
You need to calm down. Frank is dead and there's nothing you can do about it. Take three deep breaths, ok? One... two... three... You gonna be okay there, chum? The party ended as horribly as it could have. Sure, you both did nearly drink yourself into a coma but Frank's demise wasn't your fault. But, as I’d said before, the investigator will find you partially responsible for your reckless partying habits. Let's try to stay calm and think about what we can do about our dear, inanimate, not-quite-breathing friend.
Hmm... I'm not sure how the tub is gonna work as a hiding spot but it has to do for now. We have a real bloody problem on our hands. The whole place looks like a slaughterhouse. No wonder – poor Frank cracked his cranium quite hard, which always bleeds like hell in any case.
Let's check out what kinds of useful tools we can find around your apartment. Oh look... there's a brush, which will be great for scrubbing the furniture and walls and the mop will help you deal with the floor stains. Don't forget the soap in case the surfaces turn out to be really hard to clean. Oh man... did you notice the bloody trail leading to the bathroom? Next time be sure to pack the body to the waste bag so it won't bleed on the way to the hiding / disposal spot.
You are acting like you're hiding a dead body for the first time in your life. Hah! Yeah right, of course you are! But it was fun, wasn't it? The thrill of racing against time and the puzzle-like nature of the situation - it’s kind of entertaining. Not for Frank, of course... Maybe... we could do this again… why not try to turn it into a business, what do you think? We could buy some lockpicks and some other useful tools and earn a little bit of money from unfortunate or accidental, but always lethal, situations. Hmm?
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