Candice DeBebe's Scandalous Secrets
Candice DeBébé's Rampant Rejuvenation
Afta Candice 1 receved itz recent scandalous remasta, I cud nt help bt notice dat Candice 2 waz luking a bit scabby & cud do wiv a gud paint.
It iz now improved 2 da same sordid standard as Candice 1! I am delited 2 anounce da following changes:
* Lipsync & cinematrick camera thruout da game
* New & improved paint shader
* Terrifyingly formidable hair shader
* Improved platforming & wall jump
* Improved Megaz enemy bounce & weapons
Honestly it iz now so butiful I cud weep - u wil luv it
Wiv my most fervent adoration,
Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
5th Granniversary
I can nt belev dat Candice DeBébé's Incredibly Trick Lifestyle iz now 5 yearz old!
& Yet it still haz state of da art graphics! A miraculous miracle.
& Yet Candice DeBébé's Scandalous Secrets iz even more state of da art.
& So I hav put both on a mindbogglingly magicle sale!!!!!!!!!
Get urself (or a treasured mate, date or invertebrate) up to date ready for Cand3ce.
With all of my luv,
Candice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Trick & Thick
If u start up da latest version of my game, u will see that the art style has undergone a subtle tweak & twerk, such that buildingz r now full 3d! I hope personally that it will add a new dimension 2 ur enjoyments of my Scandalous Secrets.
In addition, I hav played around wiv da gameplay a bit and all, such that the ghosts in Domathan's house r no longer as powerful! Personally I think that none of Krystal's minions shud b particularly powerful, lovely as she is, & diss is da first step in dat process!
My eternal love,
Candice xxxxxxxx
Difficulty Modez
I hav herd ur commentz about how difficult my new space oddisy is, and tbh at first I considered da quote from my idol & role model Marilyn Mason, "If u cnt handle me at my worst u dnt diserve me at my best xx"
But then I had a flash of inspiracional inspiration & decided 2 add difficulty modez 2 Candice Secrets! U can now switch between easy, normal & hard at ne tym during my game, so dat u can Challenge Yourself az much or az little az u like.
I remane ur most humble servant,
Candice xxxxxxxx
Candice iz back
Go & discover my extraterrestrial extravaganza, & get some scandalous secretz of ur own!
Luv, luv,
Candice xoxox
Release d8
I am v excited 2 announce that my new benchmark in sexy lifestyles, Candice DeBébé's Scandalous Secrets, will be out in less than a week's time (Friday 2nd Novemba)! I can't wait 2 reveal all the scandalous secrets I have been saving up 4 u, so you'd betta add it 2 ur Google / Emacs Org Mode Calendars.
With all of my luv,
Candice xxxxxxx