Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now
Multiplayer Mayhem
The lobby is active from 5pm to 6pm BST on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays, and is hosted by Stainless Games resident Carmageddon car crushing star SAM. The lobby is transmitted on the Carmageddon Twitch TV channel, and if you can’t join in the game, then join in the Twitch chat and hurl some abuse at Sam!
http://www.twitch.tv/carmageddon
So, this is an open invitation for all you Carmafans out there to come along and join the wrecking party. If Sam’s lobby is full you should find that someone else will be hosting, and so there should be plenty of wrecking going on.
There’s also an unofficial Steam Multiplayer Group that you can sign up with. Check them out here! Stainless Games own nobby and Shane are already members. Sign up, and prepare to get smashed!
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/C_UN_T
BetaMax!
Hey there Carmafans, it's competition time!
There’s just 3 weeks to go till the 21st May, when Carmageddon: Reincarnation gets its full release on Steam! And with the recent Big Beta Update now out there in the wild, we thought we’d give you all the opportunity to win some cool PRIZES for having FUN playing the GAME!
Using the Action Replay feature, we want you to record a clip showing your funniest Carmageddon moments. Whether it be Pelvic Thrusting Screwie through the side of Cleaver, or firing an Anvil salvo into a CU:NT, we want you to make us wet ourselves laughing and in doing so you might be in for a chance at winning some awesome Carmageddon goodies! Clips should last no longer than 30 seconds, and you can submit as many entries as you like.
What goodies you ask? For the winner there’ll be an awesome poster signed by n0bby and the gang, a t-shirt of your choice from the Official Carmageddon store and we'll also throw in a bunch of other Carma related treats including a set of Smelly Bushes! Four runners-up will also get one of our sought after Frig Magnets and a set of Smelly Bushes!
You can pick up some handy hints and tips about using Action Replay mode from our Carma video editor pro Tanel who talked about the various editing modes during one of our Twitch live streams - https://youtu.be/l8NbF4-QKcE?t=42m4s.
We'll announce and play the winners video plus the 4 runners-up live on our Twitch stream on 20th May!
POST YOUR ENTRY HERE
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Carmageddon: Reincarnation Release Date News!
Hey Carmafans, nobby here with THE NEWS YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR... Carmageddon: Reincarnation has got a FINAL RELEASE DATE:
23rd April, 2015
To coincide with this announcement, we've released a NEW PROMO VIDEO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Fpho8G1SQ
That's right, the time is fast approaching when you’ll finally get your hands on the FULL PACKAGE! You’ve been through the Early Access Pre-Alpha, you’ve been through Beta, and all along the enthusiasm, support and brilliant feedback of the Carmageddon community has been helping to get us to the holy grail… That is The Game… FINISHED OFF! Yes, we're delighted to announce that the game will soon be going GOLD, and on the 23rd April it'll be showered in all its Steamy golden glory upon an eagerly waiting world! And so once more we’d like to thank everyone who already has the game installed – your patience will soon be rewarded... Tell your friends! Tell your family! Shout it from the rooftops! And if you haven't got it already... NOW'S THE TIME!
Here's whatcha get in the Final Release game:
Career Mode: spanning 16 "Chapters", each comprising 3 or 4 Events. That's 50 events to complete!
Multiplayer: Up to 8 Players, LAN or online
A variety of twisted Event Types:
- Classic Carmageddon
- Car Crusher
- Fox 'n' Hounds
- Ped Chase
- Death Race
- Checkpoint Stampede
24 Vehicles (25 for Kickstarter Backers who get their very own "Special Edition" Red Eagle)
PowerUps: Over 80 crazy PUps
Pedestrians: A host of vulnerable ped variants for you to pulverise
9 Maps: comprising vast open-world environments and MP arenas
36 Race Routes
A massive mix of Stats, Challenges and Achievements to complete and collect
"Smelly Bush" in-game collectibles
IMPORTANT! Now's your LAST CHANCE to take advantage of the Early Access SPECIAL BUNDLE OFFER. If you buy Carmageddon: Reincarnation between now and Final Release, then as well as the Steam Early Access Beta release of C:R, you also get the Carmageddon Classic Collection COMPLETELY FREE! That’s the Carmageddon Max Pack (the original game plus The Splat Pack add-on/sequel), Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now, and Carmageddon TDR2K. All arriving with our compliments in your STEAM inventory!
Here are a few handy date-related facts, that should help you remember the launch date:
23rd April is St. George's Day (killed a dragon. Nutter. Hoorah!)
23rd April, 1982 saw the launch of the ZX Spectrum (we get several requests a day for Carma: R to be ported to it. We're evaluating.)
23rd April, 1616 saw the death of William Shakespeare (who if he was alive today, would be our greatest living playwright but would probably be rubbish at Carma, on account of being very, very old.)
Yes, as Shakespeare's Falstaff memorably said, "It's raining gibs, hallelujah!"
Carmageddon: Reincarnation Public Beta Launch!
Hey Carmafans, nobby here with the news you’ve all been waiting for! It’s the launch of the PUBIC PUBLIC BETA of Carmageddon: Reincarnation! Let the Valentine’s Day Massacre commence! Yes, starting RIGHT NOW you can play the FULL GAME including MULTIPLAYER!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spHD3bV7Nqo
So if you haven’t already, give yer life partner a quick peck on the cheek and then SLING ‘EM OUT. Get yourself parked in front of the PC with a six pack and a box of man-size tissues… because today it’s all about YOU and the Worldwide Carmageddon Community cumming together for a massive ORGY of red hot throbbing HARD-RAMMING ACTION. You show us your Piledriver and we’ll show you our Cunning Stunt! Is that a Repulsificator in your pocket or are you just Ejaculating? OMG check out that PELVIC THRUST – quick, hit the Pause Button and JIZZ all over their WRECKED’ EM!
The PUBLIC BETA release is the WHOLE DAMN GAME. It’s got Career Mode, Freeplay and Multiplayer. It’s got all the Achievements and Challenges. It’s got a full complement of cars, levels and arenas. And it’s got the Smelly Bush collectibles too! THAT’S PUBICWANG!
So don’t forget, it’s the PUBLIC PUBIC BETA* – we want you to play, play, play and tell us what you think! Go to the thread in the forums and natter about the game, or contact us through our support system if you spot anything amiss!
And we’re still giving away the original games too in our Carmageddon collection – that’s FOUR games for the price of ONE! Yes, buy Carmageddon: Reincarnation and you also get the original Carmageddon (the Max Pack, which includes the Splat Pack), Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now, and Carmageddon TDR 2000! So now’s the time to jump in, buckle up, put the pedal to the metal and PUNCH IT… Forget When Harry Met Sally – this is When Bladey Met Peddy!! (nobby, you’re fired. Shane)
To coincide with this announcement, we’ve released ANOTHER new promo video to show the world what an AMAZING PUBIC BETA this is! Check out the action and see what a SIZZLING HOT Valentine’s you’ve got to look forward to once the Beta’s downloaded! And while you’re AT IT, you’ll also be hearing excerpts from another of the game’s extensive playlist of music tracks.
PLUS! To further celebrate this momentous moment, there’s a NEW TEE in the Store! Featuring a quote by the famous Bard (and handsome beast) of Carma, Psycho Pitbull, it’s this season’s hot tee! Mmm… Hot tea. So get over there now to order yourself a “PedPulpinWreckMakinPiledrivinPUpLovinBushHuntinMileMunchin FoxPwninEagleOwninNeverGivinHotRodPISsin Carmageddon” t-shirt. Tee Hee!
https://carmageddon.teemill.co.uk/
*Note: As this is a Beta release, from time to time between Beta and full release there may be patches and updates to the game, which may result in your Save game being reset and Career progress lost – including Leaderboard positions (we will do all we can to avoid this, but it’s possible). At the same time, any Challenge progress would also be reset. But that just means you get to have ALL the fun over AGAIN! (Any Achievements that have been unlocked will remain so.)
Leftover Turkey
Yes Carmafans, we’re excited to announce yet another NEW
post-Thanksgiving celebratory retail opportunity day… Brown Thursday!
So, you know how you can currently get a FREE copy of the Carmageddon Max Pack and Carmageddon 2: Carpocalypse Now if you already own or purchase Carmageddon: Reincarnation on Steam Early Access. Yeah! What a great bundle deal!
Well, as of today, Brown Thursday, that bundle has goddamn GROWN!
You know that slightly whiffy leftover turkey lurking at the back of the fridge that you’d normally avoid, but might end up eating, usually by accident, usually when drunk? Well, that’s kind of what we have for you here… Although you might recall it by its other name: Carmageddon TDR 2000! Yes, this old bird has been given a quick sluice-out and pronounced almost fit for human consumption… Because, in a move that some are calling “Their Daftest Hour”, we heroically managed to hold down our leftover turkey lunch for long enough to get Carmageddon TDR 2000 working and on Steam! So, altogether now… woo!
Now, being completely honest here, it’s well known that 1) Stainless didn’t develop TDR 2000 and 2) just about everyone we know thinks that it’s a bit POO. BUT, there’s no accounting for taste, and some people have actually asked us to release it. And so, just for those poor souls (plus anyone else who enjoys getting a “full package”) we’re more than happy to plop it into your Carma collection. And for the rest of us, well…. Maybe give it a spin every now and then to remind everyone what a GREAT JOB we did on Carmageddon 1 and 2!
So, you wonderful Carma peoples, if you already own Carmageddon: Reincarnation, you’ll find that Carmageddon TDR 2000 has also automatically added to your Steam games list. And for those of you who don’t own Carmageddon: Reincarnation, what the hell are you waiting for? Get it on Steam NOW, and get the FULL CARMAGEDDON COLLECTION at the same time, with our compliments… because we LOVES YA!!*
*Yes, even you fans who think TDR is the best in the series. We still loves ya, even though you’re WRONG. And MAD!
http://store.steampowered.com/app/331650/
Health Warning! Please note: Just like that whiffy old turkey, don’t blame us if TDR 2000 consumption is rapidly followed by uncontrollable projectile vomiting and violent diarrhoea!