What's up cheese gamers, boosting off of the insane success of Cheese Game (I made a billion dollars), I will be continuing to make more games in the very near future. I may make Cheese Game 2 (with sex) or I may make things completely new, we will see.
Also to follow my new projects, I have decided to become a cringe game development YouTuber, and I have just posted my first video. I'd love it if you would go and check it out and subscribe to be quickly notified when my next projects are released. My first video is not an original game, but just a small project to test out my video-creating skills.
Also, I revealed some of my favorite cheese game reviews at the end of the video...
MAKING HITBOXES EVEN WORSE?!?!
I have a week left to work on cheese game before I move and go back to school. Apparently a few people have said that hitboxes are absolute garbage so I guess I will fix those. Would be very cool of you to fill out this survey about the game's hitboxes. https://s.surveyplanet.com/8auzgc2n
Also, Cheese Game has been entered into the Game Development World Championship. Were already number one in the unity engine based, cheese-related game category, but if everyone goes and likes it with 100 different accounts, we could have a chance of it being featured or something idk... https://thegdwc.com/games/cheese-game
Quality Of Life Update
Gameplay Changes
Tweaked difficulty scaling for all levels
Improved hit detection on Miner's rock projectiles
Added indicator to show how long Monarch is stunned for
UI Changes
Switched to keyboard controls on menu
wasd/arrow keys to navigate menu
enter/space bar to confirm
escape to go back
Changed level select menu into hub world
Made clearer tips for each level
Other Quality Of Life Changes
Added ability to disable screen shake
Added ability to disable tips
Moved difficulty setting to level select
Sweaty Gamer Update
The Problem With Cheese Game
Many Cheese Game fans have been struggling with the fact that Cheese Game is just too easy. So many gamers have come to me and told me things like:
"I'm too good at video games, Cheese Game just isn't a challenge for a giga-chad like me"
"The Monarch's scythe is just too easy to dodge"
"Hit detection is just too accurate"
"Not enough se"
Well all of these concerns have been solved with the Sweaty Gamer Update! You can now challenge the bosses in Hard Mode, and flex your gaming skill with new achievements!
Features
New difficulty: Hard Mode
Made other difficulties slightly easier
Miner: Slightly increased time between moves
Snake: Slowed down move speed during blue move (also slowed clones)
Monarch: Slightly decreased scythe size
Made player movement cleaner
Made diagonal movement speed the same as regular speed
Removed the ability to dash in place
Reworked hit detection on Miner
Slightly reduced camera shake
Added 16 achievements
Reworked settings UI
Added option to change key bindings
CHEESE GAME 2 COMING SOON?!?!
Since Cheese Game's monumental release in May of 2022, gamers around the world have been asking. "When will Cheese Game 2 be released?" "How could Cheese Game 2 live up to the impossible standards of the first smash hit?" "How can I consume more Cheese Game content?"
Well finally, I would like to announce that my team has begun work on Cheese Game 2. The next step in the Cheese Game saga will offer a full open world experience, with 1200+ enemies, an in-depth, physics-based combat system, and 15 different branching story lines. Cheese Game 2 will explore the deep lore behind the world you've all come to know and love, as well as the Cheese's dark past.
We're already 99% done the development of the game, but we need your help to finish the masterpiece. You're responses to this 5 question survey will help shape Cheese Game 2... And the future of gaming.
https://s.surveyplanet.com/k3n1otpp
BROKE BOY UPDATE???
It's come to my attention that a few mole people with less than 1920*1080 resolution have weaseled their way onto my steam page and complained that their toasters can't handle Cheese Game. So I have fixed the "bug" where their tiny ity-bity computer resolutions can't play the game.
