Now that March is nearly over, it's time for another sneak peek at our Limited Time Events schedule~
Note: some dates and rewards might change - this is our tentative schedule, and it doesn’t include extra updates like DLC girls or Parallel events etc; this is just the LTE (Limited Time Events) calendar:
March 26 - (bring back) Roxxy April 9 - (bring back) Roxxy's Outfits April 23 - Catara's Pinup (NEW!) April 30 - (bring back) Sirina May 14 - (bring back) Sirina's Outfits May 28 - Darya's Pinup (NEW!) June 4 - (bring back) Tessa June 18 - (bring back) Tessa's Outfits July 2 - Brie's Pinup (NEW!) July 9 - (bring back) Esper July 23 - (bring back) Esper's Outfits August 6 - Suzu's Pinup (NEW!) August 13 - (bring back) Rosa August 27 - (bring back) Rosa's Outfits September 10 - Ranma's Pinup (NEW!) September 17 - ???? (NEW!) October 1 - ????'s Outfits (NEW!) October 15 - Charlotte's Pinup (NEW!) October 22 - (bring back) Shibuki November 5 - (bring back) Shibuki's Outfits November 19 - Mallory's Pinup (NEW!) November 26 - ???? (NEW!) December 10 - ????'s Outfits (NEW!) December 24 - (bring back) Festive Pinup
We’ll be bringing back past LTE girls/outfits/pinups on rotation, and will be adding tons of new goodies as well!
Love you SO hard! ~The Pandas
Pandas In Space
Greetings, Panda Peeps!
Space: another frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Uncrushable. Its mission? To explore strange new planets, seek out new smexy waifus, and to boldly (and flirtily) go where no Panda has gone before!
We’re launching a brand new Parallel Event, and in case you haven’t caught on by now, it’s going to be a good old-fashioned sci-fi romp through OUTER SPACE!
You know the drill - this event will feature an array of cosmic jobs and techno hobbies, plus a whole crew of space babes for you to woo! You’ll have from March 27th to 31st (Earth time) to complete it, which includes unlocking a badass new alien love for your Main Game. All we’ll say for now is that she is truly out of this world, and you’ll probably want to surrender, like, immediately.
Now, repeat after us: “Computer, set a reminder for the Outer Space Event on March 27th!”
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
March! March! March! Sale! Sale! Sale!
Hey Panda Peeps!
March is here, and so is its madness. What madness, you say? The MEGA SALE kind of madness!
From March 13 to 18, we have an absolute wheelbarrow full of sales for you to take advantage of! Diamonds, DLC girls, and Phone Fling girls are all 10% off. For this MEGA SALE, we’re also bringing back EVERY SINGLE ONE of the LTE girls at 10% off! This is your chance to stock up on your favorite characters and save big. Otherwise, top up your Diamond stash so you can spoil your favorites with lavish Gifts, Dates, and Outfits!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Six more weeks of winter? Okay!
Hey Panda Peeps!
“Snow” of hands: who here likes a blizzard in March? No one? What if we told you that instead of frosty WEATHER it was actually the return of the Frosty EVENT, and it came with another chance to unlock sweet, charming reindeer girl Yuki?
Yeah, that’s more like it!
Well get those clicking fingers warmed up, because the Frosty Event starts right now, and you only have until March 11th to complete all the goals on your chilly checklist and invite Yuki in from the cold! Spring can wait that long, right?
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
We Heard You Like Snow
Hey Panda Peeps,
The seasons are turning, but don’t you worry. In your game, the snow’s not going anywhere! At least not from March 6 to 11 it’s not. The Parallel Event Portal is opening, and judging by the ice crystals and soft sound of carols coming from it, it must be leading you to Frostmas celebrations!
Mark your calendars and set an alarm because the returning reward girl won’t let snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stay her from the swift completion of her rounds. Work at icy jobs, take up chilly hobbies, and complete all the tasks in time to unlock the cutest reindeer around - Yuki!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Glitter and Gloom for 24 Hours
Hey Panda Peeps!
Get those fingers of yours all warmed up to click “buy” because, for 24 hours, Diamonds are 15% off! For one day only, you can top up on that sweet, sweet premium currency for a discount. If bright and shiny things aren’t enough to grab your attention, we have something else that might tickle your fancy. Curious? Good!
Charlotte, the creepy cutie, is on sale for 50% off! Don’t miss this opportunity to add her to your game. She comes with the exclusive job of Grave Digger, so you can fully embrace the spooky lifestyle and, ultimately, win her black heart.
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Put her service to the test!
Hey Panda Peeps,
Remember when our last Vote-a-Fling ended in an almost-tie, and we promised that your runner-up would get her day in the sun? Well, pull back those curtains and let the light shine in, because today is that day!
French maid Willow is finally here, and she’s free to unlock for everyone who completes her Limited Time Event! All you have to do is play through her Phone Fling, collect all your Daily Tokens, and she’ll be dusting those cobwebs off your heart in no time!
She’ll show you the true meaning of service with a smile! (And a wink… and a kiss…)
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
(Whispers) Omelette du fromage…
Hey Panda Peeps,
How do you say “Check your texts!” en Francais? We’re just wondering because there are brand new messages from everyone’s fave French maid, Willow, waiting for you now!
And you know what that means…
In a very short time, the Limited Time Event to unlock her will finally be here!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowgirl
Hey Panda Peeps,
Attention all lovers! The big day is here! No, not Valentine’s Day… or the day after Valentine’s Day when all the chocolate is half-off… It’s the first day of the returning Valentine’s Parallel Event!
You have from today until February 17th to put on your rose-colored glasses and step through that swirly portal to the Land of Love, where a cast of lovelorn cuties and a cupid’s quiver full of lovey-dovey jobs and hobbies await you! Complete your Event Goals to unlock all the rewards, including the grand prize: Marybelle Valentine in your main game! Yee-haw!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Love Illuminati
Hey Panda Peeps!
Restaurant reservations with your sweetie… $100. Bubble bath for self care… $15. Valentine’s Day drinks… $20. Edible arrangement for mom… $50. Cupid costume for your four-legged friend… $30.
Is it just us, or is Valentine’s Day kinda expensive whether or not you have a date? OMG… Is that why there’s that whole conspiracy about it being a made up holiday by the greeting card companies?! Whoaaaaaa… we just blew our own minds!
Um, anyway, let us give your wallet a break with a Crush Crush Valentine’s Sale! From today until February 18th, take 10% off Diamond Bundle purchases and get Nutaku-chan’s Unique Outfit as a bonus! We’d make a joke about what kind of date Nutaku-chan is, but that would spoil the fun of finding out for yourself!
