CUCKOLD SIMULATOR's 0.9.0 update is here. I am going the YandereDev route and adding lots of side content. Will Tyrone ever be freed? Who cares, go do some side-quests...
New Content
Three new default shops have opened in Chinatown: Starcucks, Arcade, Yoshi Indian Food
New hidden shop in Chinatown added: Chu Customs
First part of new quest line (Arcade) added to Chinatown.
Second part of Grafitti quest line has been added.
One new Funky Pop has been added.
Two special "Giant Funky Pops" can now be acquired through difficult means... For serious collectors only!
Several new achievements added: New Whip, Jackpot, Practice Makes Perfect
Two new items added: "788 KILL", "E-Girl Heart Glasses"
Compass and coordinates tool added for speedrunners, enable it with F10.
Bug Fixes/Miscellaneous
Cuckold has traded in his gas guzzler for a greener vehicle.
GloboCorp has a new modern logo
Cuck-ception achievement has been fixed and is now attainable.
Some lighting related bugs have been resolved.
Various other bugfixes.
Other
Price increased to $3.99 due to inflation caused by President Biden.
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR 0.8.0 Update
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR's long overdue 0.8.0 update is finally here. Tell your friends. Sales are slowing down and I need money...
New Content
The artistic works of Hunter Bedin, popular artist and drug-using son of President Bedin, are now on display at Art Gallery!
Third part of Wayne's story arc has been added.
Second part of Christopher's story arc has been added.
Second part of Jack Goldman's story arc has been added.
New shop available in Chinatown: Fashion Show
Crafting system is now functional. Items can be crafted at the workbench in Wayne's area.
New crafting related items added: Clear Acryllic, Black Dye, Red Dye, Filament.
One new Funky Pop added.
New achievements added: Art Connoisseur, The "Other" Plane, Red Rocket
Bug Fixes/Miscellaneous
Video presets optimized. Recommended Bad or below for <6GB video RAM, Good or above for >6GB. Will now automatically reduce quality on first load-up if VRAM is low.
Added 'guidance mail' if Wayne hasn't been interacted with by day 30.
OSKARS dialog option no longer appears on DeShawn before the event has been seen.
Known Issues
Literally none the game is perfect.
Pride Month Event (re-run)
Happy Pride Month, Reddit Steam! Discover the meaning of Pride through a limited time side story - only available during the month of June! Head to the Night Club to learn more!
TYRONE vs COPS Physical Edition released!
TYRONE vs COPS Physical Edition is officially released! For only $7.99 + shipping you can own a physical copy of 2022's GOTY. Head on over to purchase: https://bit.ly/3LOYvQY
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR 0.7.0 Update
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR's 0.7.0 update (part 1) has arrived. I have worked hard to get this out as fast as possible. Part 2 will come eventually. If I feel like it.
New Content
A new and original character, Cuck Smith, has arrived. Cuck Smith one of Cuckold's favorite actors, and has starred in many hit TV series such as The Fresh Cuck of No-Hair and Men in Wife. Make sure to tune into the 66th annual OSKARS to see if he wins any awards!
Bug Fixes/Miscellaneous
Tweaked shadow settings, should look somewhat better.
Discord added back to title screen.
Other stuff I forgot.
Patch 0.6.5
Literally nothing new, just some queued bugfixes and cleanup.
TYRONE vs COPS World Championship Event
TYRONE vs COPS is officially released, and the TYRONE vs COPS World Championship Event has begun! ACAB! Kill those pigs!
Duration:
Now through 3/31/2022 11:59PM PST (subject to extension, idk).
Criteria:
Record yourself killing cops (in TYRONE vs COPS, of course) and submit your videos on the Discord server. The 3 Cop Killers with the highest score get paid.
Prizes:
#1 Cop Killer: $25 Steam gift card + in-game achievement and Steam Trading Card named after you. #2 Cop Killer: $20 Steam gift card. #3 Cop Killer: $15 Steam gift card.
Cop Killers wielding a Golden Blicky will have their prizes doubled, so $50/$40/$30 respectively.
If you stream your winning attempt on Twitch, I'll throw in an extra $5. Please stream my game.
Rules:
• Only video submissions will be accepted, and they must be complete from start to end. No screenshots. • Scores are timestamped and must be submitted within 48 hours. • Breaking the game is encouraged, but anything I deem too much of an exploit will invalidate your score. • All perks except SNEED's Serum are fine to use. • I can add to or change these rules at any time and you will deal with it.
Links:
Submit your score via Discord: http://discord.gg/pKHgMexNYC View the leaderboard: https://keepthescore.co/board/gscmwagiter/
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR 0.6.0 Update
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR's 0.6.0 update has arrived.
New Character - Jack Goldman
A new and original character, Jack Goldman, has arrived, and will teach you in the ways of becoming a manly man. Find him in the nightclub after Night 7.
Join The Seminal Order - an ever-growing network of manly men - for a nominal fee.
Other New Content
Jack's Manly Beard cosmetic item has been added.
Night Seven Wintendo Snitch game has been added. You can buy it at GameStart, as long as you come strapped.
GloboBank account tiers have been activated. Prestige Diamond members may now visit the exclusive upstairs VIP lounge.
One new Funky Pop has been added.
New achievement added - My New Friend.
Bug Fixes/Miscellaneous
Money can be edited via savefile again.
Reminder text added for first part of Wayne's quest.
Walk a Mile, Genocide v2, Push It - these achievements now properly activate.
Consuming Neurotox will no longer result in a permanent disability - might have to drink another Neurotox if you were afflicted by this bug.
Fixed lighting in bank.
Crosshair size reduced in Cuck Souls.
Sky Blue Funky Pop is now properly added to your ever-growing collection.
CUCKOLD SIMULATOR's Christmas update has arrived. I learned my lesson during Pride Month and I will try to avoid releasing Holiday patches half-way through the month. Version 0.5.3 full changes:
New Content
Discover the true meaning of Christmas, through a limited time event only during the month of December!
CUCK SOULS Plus Ultra Hard Mode has been added - beat it on regular difficulty to unlock it.
Unstuck feature has been added, it should show up if you get stuck... Hopefully.
A mysterious button can now be found in the Strip Club...
4 new achievements added: Hard Victory, Stuck, Push It, The Spirit of Christmas.
Several achievements have been removed or modified. All achievements are now possible to get. Note that save file editing is still an intended mechanic, and some achievements will still require it.
Bug Fixes/Miscellaneous
Cuckold has purchased, and now proudly displays, a new yard sign.
Title screen will now have additional props for Holiday events (currently Pride Month + Christmas).
Some areas in Chinatown where you could get stuck have been fixed.
Attempted to fix police station performance issues, once again.
