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Genre: Point-and-click, Simulator, Strategy, Indie

Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099

Antonblast Release



The wait is finally over. After a very successful Kickstarter in 2022 and 100,000 wishlists later, Antonblast has been released!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1887400/ANTONBLAST/

ANTONBLAST is a fast-paced explosive action platformer that's all about destruction. Play as the enraged Dynamite Anton (or his cranked-out coworker Annie) and use your Mighty F’n Hammer to demolish bizarre worlds, tussle with screen-filling bosses, and steal your Spirits back from Satan!

That's right: Satan himself has stolen Anton's prized Spirit collection, and he'll stop at nothing to get it back. Thankfully, the local disgraced casino owner, Brulo, has his own beef with Satan, and he's willing to put aside his differences with Anton to make that devil pay.

Your mission in every level is simple: SET Brulo's Detonators, FIND Anton's Spirit, and ESCAPE before Happy Hour ends!

  • BLAST through a unique powertrip of a platformer!
  • INDULGE in an urban graffiti-inspired art style!
  • DEMOLISH massive destructible environments!
  • BATTLE brutal, earthshaking bosses!
  • EXPERIMENT with a totally dynamic playstyle; rush through for the best time or explore at your own pace!



FEATURES




  • Shock and Awe! Unlike other platforming heroes, Anton's not content to stay in his lane. Jet between the foreground and background layers for 2.5d platforming action!
  • Destructible Everything! Use Anton's mighty hammer to break down your environments!
  • Hurry Up! It's Happy Hour! Once Anton gets to the end of a level, set off the Spirit Detonator and dash back to the start before everything blows!
  • 12 unique sprawling worlds with tons to explore!
  • Dynamic play style - rush to the end or explore at your own pace!
  • Silky smooth platforming gameplay with best-in-class controls!
  • Breathtaking hand-drawn animation!
  • Brutal earthshaking bosses!
  • A groovy, retro-flavored dynamic soundtrack!
  • Loads of replay value: Hard Mode, Boss Rush, and more!

https://youtu.be/IYqE7h1YNUA?si=Y1q6RAqWK7fWW_Fb

Toy Tactics Release

Dear community,

After eight years, yes eight, in development, Toy Tactics has been released.



Toy Tactics is an RTS where you can draw your formation. Play with five armies, strategize to solve tactical puzzles, defend from the Dragur, and conquer all battles.

The game has:

  • 20 hours of gameplay
  • Sandbox, Squirmish and Mercenaries mode
  • Online Co-Op and 1vs1


The game has a 30% Launch Discount. Buy it now!

The Joystick Ventures Team
xoxo

Enter The Chronosphere is part of Tiny Teams

The gorgeous, psychedelic, turn-based, action, roguelite Enter The Chronosphere is part of Tiny Teams!

If you like the idea of Super Hot x Enter the Gungeon, this is the game you want.

Wishlist and Follow Enter The Chronosphere so you can get news, updates and our demo announcement later this year.

XOXO JV Team

LudoNarraCon has been Monkeyfied!

The Primate Observation Club has been uncontrollable and has sought to be present at the best events in order to recruit more members... πŸ’

This time, Do Not Feed The Monkeys 2099 will be featured at LudoNarraCon, presented by Fellow Traveller Games, from today until May 13th, starting at 10:00 am PT. πŸ•™Β 

For those who aren't part of the Club yet, take advantage of the great discount!

And if you want to spy even more, you can grab the DLC 2 here:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2555210/Do_Not_Feed_the_Monkeys_2099__Four_Cage_Gourmet_Pack/

It includes four new cages, each with a different story and twist, as well as unique puzzles to uncover, such as a Multivision cage featuring two live streams... packed with mysteries to unravel! ! πŸ™Š

Help us to spread the word to get more members to join the Club!

Sincerely,
The Primate Observation Club

"Four-Cage Gourmet Pack" DLC just released! πŸ“ΉπŸ™‰

Hey, Members! πŸ’

This is an official message from the Primate Observation Club: our 2nd DLC, the Four-Cage Gourmet Pack, is OUT NOW on Steam! 🐡

Four-Cage Gourmet Pack

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2555210

To enjoy this second DLC, you must first install the free first DLC called Two-Cage Seasoning Pack. Once installed, you can now turn on all your cages and start sorting things out.

It's time for more cages, more secrets, and more content with this premium package. The Four-Cage Gourmet Pack includes four new cages, each with a different story and twist, as well as unique puzzles to discover, such as a Multivision cage featuring two live streams.



Now, you can have a total of 6 new cages (DLC 1 + DLC 2) to continue maintaining order for those not following the rules. Remember that to enjoy this second DLC, you must first install the free first DLC called Two-Cage Seasoning Pack. Once installed, you can now turn on all your cages and start sorting things out.

Download the Four-Cage Gourmet Pack right now and happy spying members! πŸ™Š

Once again, we thank you for your continued support.
Att. The Primate Observation Club

Steam Daily Deal: 50% off until April 9th!

Do you have a desire to spy on futuristic monkeys at a discounted price? Well, you're in luck!

Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099 is currently featuring a Daily Deal on Steam, allowing you to grab the game cheaper than ever until April 9th: 50% off!!! 😱




Don't forget to also download the free DLC Two-Cage Seasoning Pack which introduces new cages for added excitement. Check out a sneak peek of the new content in a gameplay video!

And if you're hungry for even more new content, stay tuned for the upcoming second DLC...

It's Chinese New Year in Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099

The Year of the Dragon is about to arrive 🐲, and monkeys all around the world can start celebrating it with the seasonal content of our FREE DLC. πŸ’

At the end of last year, we released our Two-Cage Seasoning Pack DLC, which includes two new cages and seasonally themed content to celebrate different holidays.

We celebrated Christmas, and now it's time to welcome the Chinese New Year. To ensure that all members are part of this celebration on time, every year at Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099, it will start on January 25th and conclude on February 24th.





Enjoy the celebrations, keep uncovering the secrets behind your cages, share with us how you started the Chinese New Year, and under no circumstances dare to feed a monkey!

Att. The Primate Observation Club Board of Directors.

P.S. Stay tuned for news regarding our next DLC which will include four new cages πŸ™Š

🐲Celebrate the Year of the Dragon with seasonal content!πŸ’

The Year of the Dragon is about to arrive 🐲, and monkeys all around the world can start celebrating it with the seasonal content of our FREE DLC. πŸ’

At the end of last year, we released our Two-Cage Seasoning Pack DLC, which includes two new cages and seasonally themed content to celebrate different holidays.

We celebrated Christmas, and now it's time to welcome the Chinese New Year. To ensure that all members are part of this celebration on time, every year at Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099, it will start on January 25th and conclude on February 24th.





Enjoy the celebrations, keep uncovering the secrets behind your cages, share with us how you started the Chinese New Year, and under no circumstances dare to feed a monkey!

Att. The Primate Observation Club Board of Directors.

P.S. Stay tuned for news regarding our next DLC which will include four new cages πŸ™Š

It's Chinese New Year in Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099

Hey, Members! πŸ’

The Year of the Dragon is about to arrive 🐲, and monkeys all around the world can start celebrating it with the seasonal content of our FREE DLC. πŸ’

At the end of last year, we released our Two-Cage Seasoning Pack , which includes two new cages and seasonally themed content to celebrate different holidays.

We celebrated Christmas, and now it's time to welcome the Chinese New Year. To ensure that all members are part of this celebration on time, every year at Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099, the Chinese New Year celebrations will start on January 25th and conclude on February 24th.



Enjoy the celebrations, keep uncovering the secrets behind your cages, share with us how you started the Chinese New Year, and under no circumstances dare to feed a monkey!

Att. The Primate Observation Club Board of Directors.

P.S. Stay tuned for news regarding our next DLC which will include four new cages πŸ™Š

DLC ”Two-cage Seasoning Pack” is out now for free

Knock Knock…πŸšͺ

Hey, Members! πŸ’

It’s official!! Our 1st DLC "Two-cage Seasoning Pack” is OUT NOW FOR FREE to everyone who owns Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099! 🐡

It's time for you to expand your cages and maintain order for those not following the rules. Download the 2 new free interactive cages + the Christmas, Chinese New Year, and Halloween seasonal content, and dig deeper to uncover new stories in this galaxy.

Don't forget, the special Christmas content ends on December 31st, so get festive and enjoy it! otherwise, you'll have to wait one full year to see it again. πŸ™Š



Remember to update the base-game to its latest version first before installing the DLC. Also, the two new cages will be featured on DAY 1 of a new game. Those who played the game before should obtain the two new cages simply by starting a new game: starting one or two new games will usually suffice, and you'll notice if you got the two new cages immediately.

For new players, it is recommended to play the game "as is" initially, without forcing the new cages, since the tutorials are designed for the specific sequence of cages that players receive the first time they play the game.


Enjoy and happy spying!

P.S. The Primate Observation Club once again thanks you for all the support provided during this inconvenience πŸ™ˆΒ 

Stay vigilant, keep watching, and remember: Do Not Feed the Monkeys!