Don't Shit on My #!$@& Roof
What's going on and why has there been total silence for several months?
First of all, I'd like to apologize for all the bad things that have happened to the game since March.
To put it simply, we were working on the follow-up to Update 0.4. Our focus was on revamping the UI and the diffuculty system, as well as adding classic content.
Unfortunately, in April, a piece of news put a stop to our plans.
The Moon Pirates company went bankrupt, and we were forced to enter legal proceedings.
During this initial period, we were not allowed to comment on the matter, and had to halt all our production plans.
Yesterday, the trial took place and the verdict obliges us to withdraw all our games from sale, including "Don't Shit On My #!$@& Roof".
The procedure can take up to a year.
What we hope now is that the intellectual property of our games is not taken away from us. If it isn't, we'll be able to reactivate the Steam page and resume work on it.
If this happens, the game will have to remain in this state.
Unfortunately, the news doesn't please anyone. We had set up The Moon Pirates because we love making video games: inventing systems, playing games, making music, graphics, coding, ...
We hope to be able to resume our creative activity on our games, in whatever form that may take.
I hope you'll understand the situation we're in and bear with us.
Once again, on behalf of The Moon Pirates team, I apologize for the silence and for the difficult months ahead.
Biggs
Following the biggest 0.4 complaint: UI redesign
A quick update post to show what we are working on at the moment. We have heard you and we are correcting this as soon as possible.
This is a preview of the new main menu UI on the Steamdeck (which the game is fully compatible with).
Remember, this is still WIP so things can and will surely evolve.
Hopefully you'll be happy with it all. Enjoy the game!
Hotfix 0.4 - Techies Madness
Update Early Access - 0.4
Here it is, the famous patch 0.4 !
To celebreate that, the game will be 20% off from March 13 11am PDT to March 23 10am PDT. A good opportunity to initiate yourself or a friend to the mass destruction of pigeons and save your roof of your house.
I'm going to repeat myself from the beta post but I might as well rewrite our philosophy behind this patch and the changes:
First and foremost, we are introducing a brand new item family: summoning! You will now be able to summon powerful cats, totems and living dead pigeons to fight alongside you in battle.
In addition we're adding over 50 new items to the game, giving players even more options for customizing their playstyle. Additionally, we're introducing 7 new bosses for you to battle, each with their own unique mechanics and challenges.
We've also redesigned the beginning of the game, with over 50+ objectives to complete in order to build up your arsenal and prepare yourself for the challenges ahead. This should make for a much more engaging and rewarding early game experience.
On top of all that, we're also rolling out a big graphical and sound update to enhance the overall immersion of the game. And for our French players, we've added translations to help make the game more accessible. You can also upload a community translation into Steam Workshop.
But above all, we thank you for still being here, for your feedback and your ideas that allow us to improve the game since its release in early access!
Patchnote - 0.4 :
Objectives and unlockables (and achievements) :
The game includes a brand new progression system. This system gives you objectives and gameplay directions, while allowing you to unlock new artifacts and expand your arsenal! There are a total of about 35 new objectives. You can find them all in the unlockable part.
French translation and Community translation with Workshop :
The French translation is officially included in the game. Moreover, you can find in the forum a tutorial to make your own translations and then send them to the workshop
New Bosses :
- Lightmancer : Create small random areas around the player. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Volcanomancer : Create medium random areas around the boss. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Doomancer : Create a huge zone at the foot of the player. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Geomancer : Create a zone around the player, which explodes into several small zones around the first point of impact. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Magician : Create a zone at the player's feet. The zone chases the player when he runs away. The zone explodes after a certain time.
- Pyromancer : Create a multitude of small zones, one after the other, at the player's feet. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Wavemancer : Create areas in the form of 3 successive circles around it. The zones explode after a certain time.
New Starter :
Bastet : Start with Ella and Life Totem. The range and damage of the weapon is reduced.
New Items :
- Fire Totem : You summon a fire totem around you every 5 seconds. It will make a flame area appear at its position. The totem will stay in place for 4 seconds before disappearing. The size of the fire zone is based on the damage modifier of the summons. Upgradeable.
- Zeus Totem : You summon a lightning totem around you every 5 seconds. It will zap pigeons around him every second. The totem will stay in place for 4 seconds before disappearing. Upgradeable.
- Life Totem : You summon a totem at your feet when you level up. This totem increases your physical and magical damage and your shooting speed. The effect of the aura of the totem is reinforced by the power of summoning.
- Explosive Totem : You summon an explosive totem around you every 5 seconds. It will explode at its position. The totem will stay in place for 4 seconds before disappearing. The size and damage of the explosion is based on the damage modifier of the summons. Upgradeable.
- Time Totem : You summon a time totem around you every 25 seconds. It will make a time zone that slowing down enemies inside.
- Arcane Totem : You summon an arcane totem around you every 5 seconds. An arcane orb orbits around the totem. The totem remains in place for 4 seconds before disappearing. Upgradeable.
- Defensive Drone Mark I : Deploys a drone that orbits very slowly around the player and can block the shots of the pigeons. The speed is based on the speed of the summons.
- Agressive Drone Mark I : Deploys a drone that orbits around an enemy and inflicts damage to the enemies it passes through. The speed is based on the summoner's casting speed and the damage on the summoner's damage.
- Sniper Drone Mark I : Deploys a drone that orbits around the player and shoots at enemies. Shootspeed is based on the summoner's casting speed and damage on the summoner's damage and bullet damage.
- Radio Tower : You set up a radio tower to encourage your invocations.
- Quignon : Every 40 seconds, you throw a piece of bread to the pigeons, attracting them.
- Hive : Aristaeus has installed a hive in your home. The bees patrol around the house and attack pigeon on sight. Upgradable
- NecroTower : You have a chance of resurrecting pigeons at your side. Upgradable.
- Ella/Qwerty/Naboo/Achille : There are cats. They don't like pigeons. They are here to attack them and to protect your house !
- Arcane Orb : Creates an orbiting arcane orb around the player that does the magic damage. Upgradable.
- Blank Bullet : Every 30 seconds, emits a shock wave that destroys enemy projectiles.
Gameplay Changes :
If conditions are met, Upgrade 5 are nearly guaranted when leveling up.
You can activate an Autoaim in settings
Add 2 news upgrades : Reroll and choice
Exiting the game give dusts.
Skipping a level give 100 dusts.
Game is harder, more pigeons !
New sound effect for enemy bullet
Visual Changes :
The game is now zoomed by default (+10% zoom)
Some projectiles now move smoothly
A lot of new icons for artifacts.
House damage are now visible.
Item Balance :
- Amaterasu's Sun - Upgrade 3 magic damage change from 100% to 70%
- Amaterasu's Sun - Upgrade 5 increase fire damage by 300%
- Anti Pigeon League - Upgrade 3 bullet damage change from 100% to 70%
- Arcane Blast - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 50 to 40%
- Arcane Sentry - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 100 to 70%
- ADS - Upgrade 3 explosion multiplier change from 50 to 30%
- ADS - Upgrade 4 bullet damage change from 100 to 70%
- Another One bullet damage change from 70 to 40 and magic damage change to 50 to 20% less damage.
- Bag of Cement change from 200% to 150%
- BFG bullet damage change from 200 to 100%
- Bacchus Barrel - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 50 to 40%
- Caishen's Fran - Upgrade 4 bullet damage change from 100 to 70%
- Celestial Ring - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 80 to 40%
- Dwarf Workshop - Upgrade 3 explosion multiplier change from 30 to 20%
- Dwarf Workshop - Upgrade 4 bullet damage change from 50 to 40%
- Dyonisos Grape - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 50 to 40%
- Explosion Totem - Upgrade 3 explosion multiplier change from 20 to 10%
- Freyr's Aura becoming a Boss Item.
- Fenrir Breath - Upgrade 2 magic damage change from 50 to 70%
- Glass Canon physical and magic damage change to 300 to 150%, increase summoning damage by 150%
- Magical Protein magic damage change from 100 to 60%
- Magical Protein elite spawning decreased from 15% to 2%
- Mini Rocket explosion multiplier change from 20 to 10%
- Nesingwary Special Ammo bullet damage change from 50 to 40%
- Odin's Fury explosion multiplier change from 100 to 70%
- Oiled Bullet bullet damage change from 30 to 20%
- Oiled Bullet bullet speed change from 20 to 40%
- Physical Training movement speed decrease from 30% to 20%
- Ra Tower - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 100 to 70%
- Rocket Launcher explosion multiplier change from 30 to 20%
- Shamanic Totem magic damage change from 100 to 60%
- Sniper Nest - Upgrade 4 bullet damage change from 100 to 70%
- Tesla Tower - Upgrade 1 magic damage change from 50 to 35%
- Tesla Tower - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 75 to 50%
- The Last Elemental Bender magic damage change from 150 to 75%
- The Last Elemental Bender bounciness change from 3 to 2.
- Tonantzin's Will - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 60 to 50%
- Tonantzin's Will - Upgrade 5 number of projectiles change from 2 to 3
- Undecided One increase summoning damage by 10%
- Zeus' Glove base damage increase from 10 to 15
- Zeus' Glove - Upgrade 1 magic damage change from 80 to 60%
- Zeus' Glove - Upgrade 5 chance to create a firezone change from 10 to 25%
0.4 - Beta
More info at the end of the post! This update is a major milestone for us, as it includes a ton of new content and significant improvements to the overall gameplay experience.
First and foremost, we are introducing a brand new item family: summoning! You will now be able to summon powerful cats, totems and living dead pigeons to fight alongside you in battle.
In addition we're adding over 50 new items to the game, giving players even more options for customizing their playstyle. Additionally, we're introducing 7 new bosses for you to battle, each with their own unique mechanics and challenges.
We've also redesigned the beginning of the game, with over 45 objectives to complete in order to build up your arsenal and prepare yourself for the challenges ahead. This should make for a much more engaging and rewarding early game experience.
On top of all that, we're also rolling out a big graphical and sound update to enhance the overall immersion of the game. And for our French players, we've added translations to help make the game more accessible. You can also upload a community translation into Steam Workshop.
Finally, we've done a big balancing pass on the game, tweaking stats and abilities to ensure that the gameplay is as fair and fun as possible.
Please keep in mind that this is a beta release, so there may be some bugs and issues that we're still working to address. But we're eager to get your feedback and hear your thoughts on all the new content and improvements that we've added.
Thank you for your continued support, and we hope you enjoy the beta of the 0.4 update! In addition. We hope it will last about 1 week.
To join the experimental branch : Right click on the game in the library > property > betas > write the code "b7ZjmcBuTIvMEyfSsO8P" in the box made for this purpose > choose experimental in the dropdown menu.
Patch Note - 0.4 :
Objectives and unlockables (and achievements) :
The game includes a brand new progression system. This system gives you objectives and gameplay directions, while allowing you to unlock new artifacts and expand your arsenal! There are a total of about 35 new objectives. You can find them all in the unlockable part.
French translation and Community translation with Workshop :
The French translation is officially included in the game. Moreover, you can find in the forum a tutorial to make your own translations and then send them to the workshop
New Bosses :
- Lightmancer : Create small random areas around the player. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Volcanomancer : Create medium random areas around the boss. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Doomancer : Create a huge zone at the foot of the player. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Geomancer : Create a zone around the player, which explodes into several small zones around the first point of impact. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Magician : Create a zone at the player's feet. The zone chases the player when he runs away. The zone explodes after a certain time.
- Pyromancer : Create a multitude of small zones, one after the other, at the player's feet. The zones explode after a certain time.
- Wavemancer : Create areas in the form of 3 successive circles around it. The zones explode after a certain time.
New Starter :
Bastet - Start with Ella. The range and damage of the weapon is reduced, but the summoning damage is increased.
New Items :
- Fire Totem : You summon a fire totem around you every 5 seconds. It will make a flame area appear at its position. The totem will stay in place for 4 seconds before disappearing. The size of the fire zone is based on the damage modifier of the summons. Upgradeable.
- Zeus Totem : You summon a lightning totem around you every 5 seconds. It will zap pigeons around him every second. The totem will stay in place for 4 seconds before disappearing. Upgradeable.
- Life Totem : You summon a totem at your feet when you level up. This totem increases your physical and magical damage and your shooting speed. The effect of the aura of the totem is reinforced by the power of summoning.
- Explosive Totem : You summon an explosive totem around you every 5 seconds. It will explode at its position. The totem will stay in place for 4 seconds before disappearing. The size and damage of the explosion is based on the damage modifier of the summons. Upgradeable.
- Time Totem : You summon a time totem around you every 25 seconds. It will make a time zone that slowing down enemies inside.
- Arcane Totem : You summon an arcane totem around you every 5 seconds. An arcane orb orbits around the totem. The totem remains in place for 4 seconds before disappearing. Upgradeable.
- Defensive Drone Mark I : Deploys a drone that orbits very slowly around the player and can block the shots of the pigeons. The speed is based on the speed of the summons.
- Agressive Drone Mark I : Deploys a drone that orbits around an enemy and inflicts damage to the enemies it passes through. The speed is based on the summoner's casting speed and the damage on the summoner's damage.
- Sniper Drone Mark I : Deploys a drone that orbits around the player and shoots at enemies. Shootspeed is based on the summoner's casting speed and damage on the summoner's damage and bullet damage.
- Radio Tower : You set up a radio tower to encourage your invocations.
- Quignon : Every 40 seconds, you throw a piece of bread to the pigeons, attracting them.
- Hive : Aristaeus has installed a hive in your home. The bees patrol around the house and attack pigeon on sight. Upgradable
- NecroTower : You have a chance of resurrecting pigeons at your side. Upgradable.
- Ella/Qwerty/Naboo/Achille : There are cats. They don't like pigeons. They are here to attack them and to protect your house !
- Arcane Orb : Creates an orbiting arcane orb around the player that does the magic damage. Upgradable.
- Blank Bullet : Every 30 seconds, emits a shock wave that destroys enemy projectiles.
Gameplay Changes :
If conditions are met, Upgrade 5 are nearly guaranted when leveling up.
You can activate an Autoaim in settings
Add 2 news upgrades : Reroll and choice
Exiting the game give dusts.
Skipping a level give 100 dusts.
Game is harder, more pigeons !
New sound effect for enemy bullet
Visual Changes :
The game is now zoomed by default (+10% zoom)
Some projectiles now move smoothly
A lot of new icons for artifacts.
House damage are now visible.
Item Balance :
Amaterasu's Sun - Upgrade 3 magic damage change from 100% to 70%
Amaterasu's Sun - Upgrade 5 increase fire damage by 300%
Anti Pigeon League - Upgrade 3 bullet damage change from 100% to 70%
Arcane Blast - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 50 to 40%
Arcane Sentry - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 100 to 70%
ADS - Upgrade 3 explosion multiplier change from 50 to 30%
ADS - Upgrade 4 bullet damage change from 100 to 70%
Another One bullet damage change from 70 to 40 and magic damage change to 50 to 20% less damage.
Bag of Cement change from 200% to 150%
BFG bullet damage change from 200 to 100%
Bacchus Barrel - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 50 to 40%
Caishen's Fran - Upgrade 4 bullet damage change from 100 to 70%
Celestial Ring - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 80 to 40%
Dwarf Workshop - Upgrade 3 explosion multiplier change from 30 to 20%
Dwarf Workshop - Upgrade 4 bullet damage change from 50 to 40%
Dyonisos Grape - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 50 to 40%
Explosion Totem - Upgrade 3 explosion multiplier change from 20 to 10%
Freyr's Aura becoming a Boss Item.
Fenrir Breath - Upgrade 2 magic damage change from 50 to 70%
Glass Canon physical and magic damage change to 300 to 150%, increase summoning damage by 150%
Magical Protein magic damage change from 100 to 60%
Magical Protein elite spawning decreased from 15% to 2%
Mini Rocket explosion multiplier change from 20 to 10%
Nesingwary Special Ammo bullet damage change from 50 to 40%
Odin's Fury explosion multiplier change from 100 to 70%
Oiled Bullet bullet damage change from 30 to 20%
Oiled Bullet bullet speed change from 20 to 40%
Physical Training movement speed decrease from 30% to 20%
Ra Tower - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 100 to 70%
Rocket Launcher explosion multiplier change from 30 to 20%
Shamanic Totem magic damage change from 100 to 60%
Sniper Nest - Upgrade 4 bullet damage change from 100 to 70%
Tesla Tower - Upgrade 1 magic damage change from 50 to 35%
Tesla Tower - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 75 to 50%
The Last Elemental Bender magic damage change from 150 to 75%
The Last Elemental Bender bounciness change from 3 to 2.
Tonantzin's Will - Upgrade 4 magic damage change from 60 to 50%
Tonantzin's Will - Upgrade 5 number of projectiles change from 2 to 3
Undecided One increase summoning damage by 10%
Zeus' Glove base damage increase from 10 to 15
Zeus' Glove - Upgrade 1 magic damage change from 80 to 60%
Zeus' Glove - Upgrade 5 chance to create a firezone change from 10 to 25%
What Is Going On - 13/01/2022
Post to talk about the next (big) patch : 0.4
As we announced earlier, the next patch will contain a lot of content:
To start with, a tour of the new bosses. There will be 7 new bosses in the patch with the theme of ground areas. Small ones, big ones, the ones that move, the one next to you, the one that chases you and so on...
It brings a new richness to the game, avoiding to stay with static builds and it brings new things to dodge.
Then, for the items ! Lots of new things : icons, new family, new items, ...
So, for the new family, it's about the summons! There are several "sub-families": totems, cat, drones. Here is, for example, one of the cats:
We can't wait to show you the 50+ new items and variants/upgrades
And as you can see in the image, there is another new feature, new icons:
And finally, there will be a new progression system in the game. The goal is to diversify the objectives. With all this, a new player will not only have the objective of surviving 20 minutes to unlock a new curse, but he will have other objectives, annexes, to help him progress by unlocking new items and improvements.
I hope that all of this makes you as excited as we are. The update will take some time as it has a lot of content but it will come soon :)
Thanks for reading and see you next time!
Happy Holidays !
To celebrate the end of this year and the beginning of the new one, the pigeons, despite the fact that they are evil beings, have dressed a little hat for the occasion.
For us, the end of the year was marked by the release of Don't Shit On My #!$@& Roof and the very good reception you gave to the game.
We hope to be able to reach our goals on this game soon enough and offer you a better experience with time and even more diversified.
As we said before, the next update is in production BUT it will be a little bit more substantial than the others. We want to make the game more attractive to new players and more streamable. And for that we need a little more time. It should be released at the end of January, beginning of February with as planned content: 5 bosses, a new family of items, a reworked objective and progression system and more graphics.
Once again, thank you for everything and for the kindness you bring to the game and to the team!
0.3.0.4
Fixed controller bug on item selection interface when no redraw was available
0.3 is now live
The items now all have tags. This allows to guide the player in his builds, and to create families of artifacts.
New Artifact Family - Tainted : These are tainted artifacts. They will increase your stats but will also bring a bonus to the pigeon.
- Double Trouble - When a boss should appear, make an extra one appear.
- Forbidden Tome - Increases experience gains of the player by 20%. Reduces the spawn rate of all the pigeons by 5%.
- The Call - Increases damage of bullets by 10%. Increases magic damage by 10%. Start a boss fight.
- Slow Learner - Reduces the speed at which time passes by 5%. Reduces the experience multiplier by 10%.
- Fast Learner - Increase the experience multiplier by 10%. Increase the speed at which time passes by[ 5%.
- The Daltons - Increase rate of fire of bullets by 30%. Increase gunner spawn rate by 15%.
- Power Shift - Increases the experience drop rate of pigeons by 50%. Increases the spawnrate of all pigeons by 20%. Reduces the bounce of ALL magic artifacts by 1. Reduces bullet piercing by 1.
- Temporal Rift - Increase rate of fire by 30%. Decrease ALL pigeons spawn rate by 15%.
- Inner Fire - Increases damage, duration and tick of damage of firezone by 20%. Increases the base life of all pigeons by 20%.
New Artifact - Chronomancer - Every second, you have 1% chance to trigger all your artifact.
New Mode - Endless Mode - Survive as long as possible (often, this will be when your game is at 2 FPS)
Balance - Change Curse 10 by Remove One Choice. Change Curse 5 by boss life increase by 80%
Balance - Remove Upgrade 5 from boss pool. Now they will appear when you unlock every other upgrade for that artifact
Balance - Mini Magic Gun Nerf : now reduce magic damage by 60%
Rework - Faster to level up at the beginning and more pigeons. So you can blow up pigeons faster.
Music - Addition of a music (for the moment unique) on the maps in game. Enjoy.
Bugfixes :
Fix a bug when a controller disconnected during a level u
Release date of 0.3 and more
So, first of all, 0.3 will be released this Thursday, December 15.
Second, the next update is already in production :
- Summoning : Objects that are based around invocations that attack or buff the player
- A new "progression" system: today, we are not satisfied with the progression system. We want to bring the player more unlockables. The goal is to have a small pool of items at the beginning and to expand it in Johan, in parallel with the dust system.
- And again and again a graphical update.
We continue to develop the game, hoping to enrich it and bring a more and more qualitative experience.
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to post in this thread or on the forums.
Thanks for reading and enjoy the game!