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Dr. Professor Scientist's Weapons Testing Facility

Dr. Professor Scientist's Research Testing Facility is out now!
Get in here and research together with the professor.

The previous post has all the patch information.

We are all spent, but damn if we aren't proud of our game. We can hold our head up high and always with a smile tell, we made this great game.

With love
From all of us at Cool Smithy Games

Tentative Release Patch
Major major improvements to everything.


  • Added destroy items when right clicking components
  • Upgrading is possible
  • new enemy variation
  • Several new VFX and SFX
  • Improved Guide in several iterations
  • Roguelike system savings improved
  • New frames added to research options
  • New star studded frames for each tier
  • Improved several key animations
  • crabs tier 1, 2 , 3 have gained death animations
  • New Enemy Death Animations
  • Several Balance Changes
  • Improved background systems to have better future proofing
  • New modifier variants
  • Bug Fixes
  • Several Rare freeze fixes
  • Massive amount of other changes not including above.


Cheers everyone see you in 40 minutes!

Release Day
Wow.

Amazing to be finally here after a lot of work.
Today at 18.00 UTC Dr. Professor Scientist will be available to play.

Countdown here: http://coolsmithygames.com/

Pure focus mode activate, lets get everything neat and ready. See you in a few.

Patch 0.91
A few bug fixes.

And:

  • Now the speed up should function quite close to as intended.
  • Enemies are faster and meaner.
  • Drops should be functional now
  • Bosses should drop multiple components
  • All sorts of requirements work better behind the scenes
  • Now you need a bit more status effects for bosses
  • In most cases bosses won't get yeeted off the screen.
  • A lot of other small changes.


We will keep uploading small incremental patches until release. Some features only available closer to launch.

The Cabbages of the Great North Make Surprisingly Good Weapons
Now the Dr. Professor Scientist wouldn’t look at me with too kind eyes for releasing such secret knowledge upon the world, but I cannot resist.

Upon scouring the loose pages that were found inside a dead slug I found this excerpt from his Diary:

It has been a hectic 48hours. Days upon days of only Northern Cabbage in my food bowl, has quite literally made me lose my mind.

I can’t quite recall the events, but a soldier oh so kindly revealed(after only mild threats of demotion) that I had flung my bowl, with its cabbages still inside across the room. Just a moment before crawling an all tables in the mess hall and like a royal asswipe of a cat, pushed all the bowls on the floor.

I’ll cut some of the more embarrassing parts out of my diary in case it somehow falls into hands of anyone else. On the next morning I reviewed the tapes of untold cabbages being fired out of my magnificent weapon, to my surprise it was quite effective.

It being quite effective is a bit of a lie, it isn’t even close to as good as any other projectile, but it serves to lessen my hatred of the damned vegetable.

- Dr. Professor Scientist

To my luck I have a source from inside the fabled (non-existent of course) Weapons Testing Facility 404 that provided me with this short clip from the footage:



I wish everyone that gazes on this secretive website to only share it to those they truly trust in. We wouldn’t want knowledge of our knowledge to spread.

With love from the Secret Sniffer
Rocktor Tones

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