THE "RIGHT-TO-REPLAY" EVENT IS THIS SATURDAY DEC. 9! 50% OFF!
THIS SATURDAY (DEC. 9) WIN THE RIGHT TO REPLAY! BONUS: Endlight is 50% OFF until then!
Once-A-Year One-Day-Only One-Chance-Only
When you open the game on Saturday, you'll be issued a special challenge.
Success takes 30 minutes. Failure takes less, likely much less.
Difficulty adjustments will be honoured - we want everyone to enjoy the challenge.
If recording, get your stuff ready beforehand.
If you win, you get a coupon that allows you to replay Endlight.
If you lose or miss the challenge, you'll need to wait a year to try again. Not really a punishment considering you get a free season every month that entire time.
You can only cash the coupon at the end of Endlight, meaning you need to complete 8 seasons/200 levels before you can use your coupon. Note: Every month we add a free season so getting to the end takes longer.
Even if you bought the game, you should buy it again. Or tell a friend to buy no less than 3 copies. Work with me here.
FAQ
Q: If I buy the game on Saturday, can I still play the challenge? A: Yes. BUT you must complete 3 levels first. This is for your own good.
Q: Am I still a pretty little thing? A: You don't need me to tell you that.
Q: Why 3 copies? A: I like the way you think, make it 7.
Endlight - The True Game Award
Season 8 RELEASED! FREE like a bird (December 2023)
Season 8 has been RELEASED! You might recall us talking about how great Season 7 turned out - especially the accompanying video. Well forget all that because not only does Season 8 make Season 7 look like Season 4, the video makes Season 1 look like Season 3. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Timely Reminder Dec. 9 is fast approaching! What's Dec. 9??!?!?! INSOLENT WHELP! It's the Endlight once-a-year 1-day-only 1-chance-only in-game event where you can win "The Right To Replay". All you need to do is open Endlight on Dec. 9. Put it in your calendar. Tell your friends!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The Domination of Bleachpie8 Bleachpie8 continues to conquer Endlight with aplomb. We threw everything we could at him, causing the recording to be split in two.
Season 7 Part 1 Season 7 Part 2 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The Reddit Follies Just posted Part 5 of our ongoing Endlight sales series. Redditors continue to hold nothing back in the comments, and we would expect nothing less. Spoiler 1: Endlight sold 27 copies in November! Spoiler 2: All of them were discounted 50%
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Italy Maybe Loves Endlight At least I think they do. They came across Andy Chalk's amazing PCGamer article and created a short video. Based on the new footage, they definitely played the game. Based on the YouTube generated English captions, they liked it. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Vietnam Maybe Loves Endlight GearVN posted this lovely article about Endlight. Based on the screenshots they liked the jokes! Truly wish we had the budget to translate all that text.
Nominate Us!
Are we truly the best game on deck? I've given this a lot of thought and the answer is yes.
Season 7 RELEASED! Somehow STILL FREE (November 2023)
Season 7 has been RELEASED! Remember how fantastic Season 5 and Season 6 were? Well they sucked. They just bought us time to create Season 7. The only thing better than Season 7, is this video I created showcasing Season 7. Over on TubeYube, the charming and effortlessly cool Bleachpie8 has been playing Endlight. If you want someone to play Endlight for you, complete with massive spoilers, you best watch the king. He's averaging about an hour a season, which is both amazing and concerning.
Season 5 Let's Play Season 6 Let's Play Important Reminder "The Right To Replay" event will be held December 9. When you open Endlight that day you'll get ONE chance to beat the ONCE-A-YEAR challenge. Should you succeed you'll be rewarded the greatest gift you've ever gotten: The right to replay Endlight. Mark you calendars because if you miss it, you miss it.
On Reddit, I posted Part 4 of our ongoing Endlight sales series. Spoiler 1: Endlight has sold a total of 139 copies. Spoiler 2: No refunds this month!
Endlight was created using Unity. Unity, of course, died this month. Rage inspired me to make this comic series, which I was forced to end early when Unity CEO john Riccitiello unexpectedly "retired". All the Unity board members remain, meaning things are unlikely to get better.
7 Seasons released! 13 to go! Season 8 releases Dec. 1, 2023. Trailer expectations are high.
Update 2023-11-02
Seasons 7 (Nov), 8 (Dec), 9 (Jan) and 10 (Feb) Added Outside graphics improved for medium setting Several optimizations
Update 2023-11-02
Season 7 (Nov), 8 (Dec), 9 (Jan) and 10 (Feb) Added Improved Outside graphics at medium settings Several optimizations
Season 6 RELEASED! Free yet Great! (October 2023)
Season 6 has been RELEASED! It makes Season 5 look like Seasons 1 - 4. You don't deserve, nor are you ready... for this. ... To help promote the just completed Steam ShmupFest, I created a video showcasing "Bones:Outside" gameplay. Perhaps it will change your life. ,,, Matheus Viana created this TikTok about Endlight. It's snappy, fast paced, and in Portuguese. Hopefully he liked it because it's got 15,000+ views. https://www.tiktok.com/@mathvsl/video/7271361186380336389
... Over on Twitch, the incredibly named "BuzzyNutkins" truly loved the menu narration. https://www.twitch.tv/buzzynutkins/video/1924109571
... On Reddit, I continue to post detailed sales data Short story short: Endlight is selling like the opposite of hotcakes. Remember: If we wanted sales we'd buy the game!
14 Seasons Left Season 7 releases November 1
SHMUPITUP
Thanks to the Shmup tag we are part of the STEAM SHMUP FEST (Sept. 25 to Oct. 2, 2023). 25% OFF because LOVE and most importantly ALGORITHIM. What we lack in shooting, we make up for with chaos. The tunnels THEMSELVES are the bullet hell.
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Like any good shoot-em-up, we offer bonus levels. Or did those die with Galaga? Oh yes, I am that old. Relax in first person, ya filthy animal.
.................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................... What Shmups do I like? Scramble (Arcade) 1943 (Arcade) Robotron (Arcade) Heavy Barrel (Arcade, ROTARY joysticks) Raystorm (PS1)
But the best, most distilled bullet hell I ever played? crazygame.exe Lasting a minute (like in this video), is incredibly hard.
Season 5 RELEASED! FREE! (September 2023)
Season 5 has been RELEASED! It's a doozy that makes Seasons 1 - 4 look like Season 0. Don't forget: We're releasing 14 more seasons (monthly). ... PC Gamer wrote this incredible review. Several secrets may be revealed. Andy Chalk may be the only person that truly understands Endlight, and we're very grateful he took the time to write this. May he be rewarded with all the views.
... Addy Lovestar posted a truly subversive analysis It cuts deep, and is a completely unexpected take. It's worth more than the minute and a half it requires. ... "Few have bought, less have finished." According to my stats, you have not bought Endlight. You should, it's good for you. If you have bought Endlight, you haven't finished it. You should, you paid for it. Read my recent Reddit Post. I'm risking karma.
Endlight is finally RELEASED!
Lock up Grandma because today is the DAY. Endlight is FINALLY RELEASED! You knew it would happen and it did. I've literally played Endlight 10,000 times, so I have the credentials to say "ENDLIGHT"
Review: Kylda
"Endlight is THE most visually stimulating game I have ever played ... and I've played some fucking visually stimulating games" "it gets absurd VERY fast, in about 2 milliseconds you go from ... oooo pretty lights to ... (footage of a computer exploding)" "satisfying is something this game does at its core ... really well"
Review: ZeroFrameGaming
Perhaps the only review that mentions Endlight is funny. Endlight also features the worst story in videogame history but I digress. They highlight some of my game design tweets so you'll learn thangs. They were surprised Endlight was in development for so long which is great! Oh wait... that's great, right? Right?! Grandma!!!
HIDDEN FACT
Endlight's default settings have Chaos and Graphics turned down for the normals. But that's not you.
You ... You're absurd. You're an avocado in a bowl full of raisins. You're the reason I get out of bed every morning and pretend I slept.
Switch "Chaos" to "Exciting" and "Graphics" to "Great", your eyeballs will both thank you.
NOT HIDDEN FACT
We will be releasing FREE SEASONS (25 levels each) on the first of EVERY MONTH for a YEAR. That's a lotta levels, but it's better than installing drywall.
