Goat Simulator
Goat MMO Simulator is now LIVE!
[note] if it doesn't start downloading automatically, restart Steam and it'll work!
Enjoy!
Here's the trailer for the new Goat MMO Simulator patch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY
And here's the feature list:
- Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
- Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
- Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
- Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
- Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
- Faction warfare between goats and sheep
- MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
- There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie
Want to play Goat MMO Simulator? Read this!
As you might know, Goat MMO Simulator will be a completely free update for everyone who owns Goat Simulator, and will be patched into the base game.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY
This means that the current Goat MMO Simulator storepage is pretty unnecessary (right now we're just keeping it there to show you guys the trailer, screenshots, new features, etc.).
Once the update goes live, we'll remove the Goat MMO Simulator Steam store page. Once the page is gone, your Steam client should already have downloaded the update.
To recap: you won't need to buy or add anything else once the update goes live (should be around noon EST) Just let Goat Simulator update and you'll be able to jump into the Goat MMO Simulator expansion!
Hope you guys enjoy! :D
Mac/Linux Patch 1.1.29475
- (Mac)Special characters in the steam profile name no longer cause a black screen with the beach-ball of death.
- Gamepad support fixed.
- (Mac)The mouse is captured correctly at startup.
- The mouse is contained within the screens boundaries.
- Reset keybindings now works.
- You can now get the Involuntary QA achievement if the game crashes!
- The Flappy Goat's hitbox is unchanged.
Enjoy!
Mac and Linux versions now available!
The ports might still have a few issues but we will work hard to fix them asap. Please file any issues on the Steam forum or directly to our porter Ryan Gordon (@icculus) at his bugzilla.
Goat Simulator 1.1.29060 Hotfix Patch Notes
- Fixed hitbox on flappy goat
- Fixed some borked achievements like "GoatBuilt" etc.
- Worked on super secret things
- Fixed some borked quests.
- Shrek is love
- Shrek is life
- Assorted bugfixes
- Made hitbox on flappy goat worse again
Goat Simulator 1.1 Patch notes
- Added local splitscreen multiplayer
- Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section
- The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old
- Humans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.
- Added more goats
- Isn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056
- Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.
- Added more powers
- Fixed the hitbox of flappy goat
- Poured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the game
- Made sure no class differences exists in Goat City Bay
- Added tons of achievements
- You can now run along walls
- You can now run up walls
- Stand by for Goatfall
- Changed batteries in our fire alarm
- The Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.
- The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.
- The Humans have learned how to ride Goats
- Enjoyed flappy goat
- You can now buy hats for money
- This woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click here
- Fixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gear
- Applying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.
- Added VR support
- Reverted hitbox of flappy goat
- Made hitbox worse on flappygoat
- Removed Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.
- Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.
- Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patch
- Changed the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30
- Just kidding.
- Removed VR support
- Ultra-realistic water simulation
- Fire alarm still beeping
- You can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.
- Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.
- Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.
- We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.
- Updated patch notes.
- Added a lot of new sound effects.
- Mary had a little ... GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!
- There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.
- Honored Notch
- Changed batteries in fire alarm. Again.
- Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?
- Patch notes now covers more than an A4.
- Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm down
- Game downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?
- New patch?
- Patch released today does anyone know what it does
- Where are the patch notes
- Fire alarm still beeping
- Why is the patch so big?
- Lazy devs.
- If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?
- Is this game worth it? Should I buy?
- Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucks
- I don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___
- Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil Fish
- Plz come back
- Actually optimized the game a bit
- What use are ladders when you can run on the walls?
- I hate water
- Played a whole lot of Wildstar
- Volvo pls fix ___.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.
- Added a Capture the Flag game mode.
- Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.
- We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.
- Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.
- Killed PC gaming
- How long will the patch notes be?
- Changed batteries in the other fire alarm
- Increased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.
- Ride a bike with a human on your back. Not like this dude: http://youtu.be/B7-6nXGflec
- You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!
Announcing a new free content update - Patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator!
A lot of you have been asking for DLCs for Goat Simulator. However, since you can already download content for free from the workshop, we would feel bad charging for DLC, so we decided to do free updates instead!
Patch 1.1 for Goat Simulator will be adding a whole new playable map, local splitscreen multiplayer, new achievements, new goats, more optimization, and even new features such as goat parkour!
Here's a 15 second video showing you how goat parkour works: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=276868009149725&stream_ref=10
The patch will come some time in May!
Welcome to Goat Simulator
You can now be a goat.
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