Hello all Critter Death Squad exterminator clones! Colin here. I've got some exciting news for you all... we're announcing support for Oculus Touch, so you can now use those fancy hands of yours to exterminate alien bunnies with your VR hardware of choice! I've even updated our award-winning tutorial (Vlad said it won an award for being the worst tutorial video ever made) to match those fancy new controllers you'll be using!
The developers tell me they've also added in a feature that's pretty unique--an "Automatic Graphics Switcher" to ensure that you'll be having the clearest, highest FPS, and stutter-free experience as you save the city from invading critters. The Automatic Graphics Switcher actively detects the performance of your GPU as you play the game, and will automagically adjust the game settings no matter how many hangry bunnies are swarming around you! There's a new option for it in the game settings, be sure to check it out.
There's also been bug fixes, asset & optimization improvements, and gameplay tweaks to make sure you have more fun than ever as you get munched on by alien vermin. It's going to be fun!
Finally, (and this is the best part), I've sold some of my patent-pending transforming weapons to a few shadowy government entities. Don't ask. It has subsidized our extermination efforts so much that we can pass those savings down to you exterminator clones! You can now join the Critter Death Squad and fight alien bunnies for only $5.99, but since the devs are super excited about Oculus support, we're putting it on sale, too! The launch discount sale starts tomorrow (September 29) so join now while you can!!
I'm off to go work on some exciting new G.U.N. designs, I'll see you out in the city, exterminator!
-Colin
