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I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

Choose Wisely Festival

[p][img src="https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images/37830808/039376edc6997f71036b8b9d0b424406a728c6ae.png"][/p][p]Do you love narrative games? Uuuuuuuuuhv course ya do. The more branching the better, right? Forget those mundane choice trees, we need multi-dimensional many-armed octopi looping their tentacles back in on themselves, referencing variables and setting groundhogs and all that.[/p][p][/p][p]Confused? Don't worry about it. Just check out the Choose Wisely Festival here on Steam and make some choices that matter.[/p][p][/p][p]I Was a Teenage Exocolonist will have a free demo available for the week. Play through the first year of your life on an alien planet, which takes about 2 hours, with replayability. (STILL no discount this time - sorry! It's festival season!) [/p][p][/p][p]- Sarah ːnyaaː[/p]

Games from Vancouver

[p][img src="https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images/37830808/27066e5ee10408d1deee584bf52db89132450048.jpg"][/p][p]We love Vancouver BC! Who doesn't - we've got the sea, the mountains, and more game studios per capita than should reasonably be expected. I grew up here and after 15 years away I was pulled back by the intense gravity of our indie game scene. Our local community is so creative and so diverse and welcoming, and we definitely aren't a big cult, just ignore what they post on bluesky.[/p][p]
Half the Exocolonist team hails from here and we are all so proud of our fellow Vancouverites and their games. This week we're celebrating with a festival of Games from Vancouver. Check them all out here:[/p][p] [/p][p]🏙️🏔️🎮🐋☕ Games From Vancouver fest Nov 21 - 30 2025 🌲🌸🌧️🚴‍♀️🍁[/p][p][/p][p]I Was a Teenage Exocolonist will have a free demo available for the week. Play through the first year of your life on an alien planet, which takes about 2 hours, with replayability. (No discount this time - sorry! It's festival season!) [/p][p]- Sarah ːnyaaː[/p]

Happy Third Exoversary!

[p]🍄🚀 I Was a Teenage Exocolonist 🍄🚀 has been everyone's favorite solarpunk time loop stats-raising coming of age narrative/sim game for three years! As is tradition, we're celebrating our Exoversary with a half price sale, a free demo, a dev stream, and our biggest ever (physically big that is) plushie campaign![/p][p][/p]

🎨🎙️ Developer draw & talk

[p]Join us on Thursday, August 28 at 9am PT / 12pm ET on the Finji Twitch Stream for chatting and doodles with devs Sarah, Mei, Lindsay, and our host Aster from Finji. There will be giveaways!![/p][p][/p]

🛒🕹️Sale and demo

[p]⁠The Exocolonist demo features the full first year of the game, and if you want to keep playing you can continue smoothly into the rest of the game with a 50% discount this week![/p][p] [/p]

👾🧸Faceless and friends

[p]We're doing another limited time plushie campaign with Makeship! This time for a jumbo-sized faceless plushie that comes with two mini accessory sized dolls of Dys and Sym![/p][p] [/p][p][img src="https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images/37830808/d341693ed5fad8638a4794b054bda45330298701.jpg"][/p][p]Yes I lied before when I said we wouldn't make any more! Who could resist taking that big squiggly wiggly stompy baddie and turning her into the cutest eldritch puppy dog? Just look at that face! (what face?)[/p][p][/p]

Get yours before September 16th

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Limited time only campaign

[p]This time we have three weeks to get a minimum of 200 orders. On September 16 the campaign ends, and if we've met our goal then every plushie will be made-to-order for our backers and delivered in December. After that, no more will be made! There's a special bonus for the first 200 orders which will be delivered at the end of September.[/p][p][/p][p][img src="https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images/37830808/05dd3b76fe4864070ff780f2303bee70b0deaed9.jpg"][/p][p](Sol doll for scale)[/p][p][/p]

She's big!

[p]This faceless plush is jumbo sized, quite a bit bigger than our previous Makeship dolls. And Dys and Sym are keychain sized little fellers that tuck snuggly into those squiggly wigglers (you can tell at least Sym enjoys it). It would be pretty easy to actually turn them into purse charms if you're crafty.[/p][p][/p][p][img src="https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images/37830808/40d76a3192d82d2bfa25e4109db1abb70fec35ff.jpg"][/p]

Get yours before September 16th

[p][/p][p]Happy Exoversary! Come join us on Discord to celebrate with the devs!

- Sarah ːexosmileː[/p]

Vente de Jeux Canadi(an/ens) Game Sale

[p]Savez-vous que les devs who made I Was a Teenage Exocolonist sons Canadienne? C'est vrai bud, and so are more Steam games than you might realize. During this year's summer sale, we're celebrating our hoser status with 300 other Canuck developers and their ben bons jeux. They're aboot hockey, beavers, and maple syrup, just like Exocolonist, eh?

🍁Get out there and give'r, ferda!🍁

(sorry!)[/p][p]-Sarah [img src="https://community.fastly.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/nyaa"][/p]

Fan Merch and Mods

Not only has the I Was a Teenage Exocolonist fandom kept the story going with fic (336 works and counting on AO3), they’ve been busy modding the game and making rad fan merch. Northway Games has always granted permission for anyone to sell fan merch of our games using their own original art. It feels so amazing to have a piece of Exocolonist fandom hanging from my bag or dangling from my ears, out here in the real world.

So here’s a showcase! (this is a repost from the Northway Games blog which is so popular it got 4500 spam comments last month when I accidentally broke the recaptcha)

Official-ish Merch from Mei




Mei’s wooden charms

Exocolonist artist Mei (@bkomei) just announced preorders for the cuuuuuuuutest wooden character charms, with unique shapes and different pictures on the two sides. They’re so slick! I love that they’re in a different chibi style than Mei used in the game, but they still give 100% Exocolonist vibes.

Preorder them here: https://bkomei.bigcartel.com



Mei’s also selling several prints of their in-game illustrations, and making these cool interactive CD jewel case charms that are just beautiful and all kinds of nostalgic. These will be a limited run so get one while you can!


Official-ish Merch from Lindsay




Glow Season by Lindsay Ishihiro (on my wall o stuff)

Exocolonist writer/artist Lindsay also has semi-official prints available on Inprnt. I love this one of the gang telling stories around a campfire, the colors are sooooo purdy. There are also prints available of Lindsay’s creature art from in the game.

All here: https://www.inprnt.com/frames/neomeruru

Poayo’s Etsy Empire




Poayo’s shop recently added keychains from guest artist Begonia

With everything from stickers to acrylic standees to body pillows, Poayo’s Etsy shop covers a lot of ground featuring their own fanart style. They regularly post new goodies on r/Exocolonist (Reddit profile) and the Seraphic Discord, so keep an eye there to snag the new-and-hots before they sell out.


Yes even body pillows I wasn’t kidding

I’ve come across a few other online stores with Exo merch out there, but let’s move on to one of my favorite fan creations:

The ExtraColonist Mod





Available on NexusMods.

This overhaul of the first year of the game introduces a bunch of new characters, even animated and on the map. New storylines, locations, backgrounds, cutscenes, activities, items. It’s really a LOT more than you imagine.



They’re calling it a beta and I hope we get to see more, but in its current state ExtraColonist is absolutely worth playing once you reach the end of the official content and want more. It’s easy to install and jump into with a fresh game (you can keep your groundhogs/past memories). Team Seraphic (Patreon / tip jar here) has done an amazing job. What an absolute labor of love.


New scenes with characters old and new


I love this kid

Download it from Nexus Mods: https://www.nexusmods.com/iwasateenageexocolonist/mods/5/
Team Seraphic socials: https://seraphic.ju.mp
Poayo is part of the team and sells ExtraColonist merch too: https://poayosuniverse.etsy.com

Official-official Merch



The Finji Store still has pinnies, stickers, tees and hawaiian shirts available. We’re selling a physical card game at cost via Gamecrafters. And you’ve seen my posts for print-on-demand xmas sweaters and other clothes.

We’ve done five plushies through Makeship and although these are one-off productions, I have a few squirreled away under the bed (literally) for some future giveaway. Makeship has also been bugging me to do another doll so you never know… join the Official Discord or follow Exocolonist on Steam to hear more!

- Sarah ːnyaaː

Visual Novel Fest

Do you need a break? To lose yourself in a fantasy sci-fi world? One that, while perhaps reflecting our own in some ways, does so in warm layers of distance and abstraction and comforting nonconformity? Then come with us, and forget about our shared real life problems for a minute. Let's hang out with some fictional teenagers out in space somewhere instead. I'm sure everything will work out just fine for them.

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist will be 50% off during the Visual Novel Fest from March 3 - 10, then again for the Steam Spring Sale on March 13-20.

Don't miss all the other narrative games on sale this spring!

The Storyteller's Festival

From February 17-24, I Was a Teenage Exocolonist will be featured alongside the best recent and upcoming interactive fiction and narrative games on Steam. If you like stories that move you, choices that matter, and word counts in the hundreds of thousands, this festival is for you:

📖The Storyteller's Festival📖



2025 edition! Last year's festival included my personal recommends Scarlet Hollow and Slay the Princess. What will this year bring???

To celebrate the Exocolonist demo will be live for a limited time. It includes the first year of the game (about 2 hours of gameplay) and can be played multiple times.

Happy reading!

- Sarah ːnyaaː

Save & Sound Music Festival

Join us on November 4-7 for SAVE&SOUND: an online music festival celebrating the fusion of innovation and artistry in gaming audio.

🐟🐡🐠 Don't miss: Exocolonist audio team A Shell in the Pit will be discussing their first in-house game Fish Game on Nov 4 at 1pm PST (10am CET) here on Steam. I love aquarium sims and this is for sure the best one I've played. The plants and hardscape customization is soooo good and they're still adding stuff all the time (but no breeding yet - IT'S HARD).

🎮 All week (Nov 4-11): the Exocolonist demo is up for a limited time.

🏷️Also all week: Exocolonist will be on sale!

🎶Also-also all week: We're streaming the Exocolonist soundtrack on Steam.

Our soundtrack features two hours of tracks from fourteen artists, including Em and Gordon from A Shell in the Pit (who did our sound and trailers too). If you want to know more, I wrote a blog post about it!

🎉Also-also-also all week: listen to rad soundtracks and amazing sound design in the other festival games.

Hosted by Bedtime Digital Games and a group of amazing creators, the live SAVE&SOUND show will stream here on Steam, and on Twitch and Youtube. See the official site for more info.

Two years and two new plush xenofauna!

We released 🍄🚀 I Was a Teenage Exocolonist 🍄🚀 here on Steam just over two years ago! This week we're celebrating our Exoversary with a big 50% off sale (our deepest discount yet), a free demo, and the launch of two new plushie campaigns!

🎵 Oh, and we'll be streaming the complete soundtrack here on Steam, so sit back and listen while you gaze at these sweet balls of fluff n' stuff.



The two featured specimens are:⁠



🐸🐀Xenofelis monopodus (the common hopeye)⁠


Hopeyes leap around on a single foot, and live in colonies with up to 100 others.⁠ They love cuddles.

🐲🐛Xenosaurus polyped (the dillypillar)⁠


Dillypillars are generally solitary, and can grow up to 100 pairs of feet!⁠ This particular dillypillar is just a wee four-legged juvenile, named Socks for her white-colored feet. She loves cuddles too.

Get yours before September 25th





Crowdfunding-style campaigns



We have one month to get a minimum of 200 orders. On September 25 the campaign ends, and if we've met our goal then every plushie will be made-to-order for our backers. After that, no more will be made!

The estimated shipping date is December 14th so you miiiight get yours in time for the holidays, but if you're planning to gift one to somebody, maybe have a nice card ready just in case your xenofauna is a little late.



Limited time only



Socks and the hopeye are the final Exocolonist plushies we have planned to make. I may always change my mind later, but you've been warned, these might be the last!

So if you get one (or both for a 10% discount) maybe don't play with them in the garden like I did with these two samples. They have dirt all over their butts now!



Get yours before September 25th



Come join us on Discord to celebrate with the devs!

- Sarah ːexosmileː

SimFest 2024

Simulation games are my favorite genre. Debatably, the way I play some RPGs and strategy games by ignoring main quests or playing in sandbox mode probably makes them sim games too. Hold on, could EVERYTHING be a sim game? I mean they're all simulating something, right?

Let's back it up. I just reinstalled the Sims 4, arguably King of Sims, which is ten years old and still in the top 30 most played games on Steam. I never played with dolls as a kid but hoo boy watching these poor creatures slapfighting and peeing themselves in public never gets old.

Despite I Was a Teenage Exocolonist not simulating bladder-fullness, I still hope people get a similar joy from guiding Sol/Solane/Solanaceae through all the many possibilities of adolescence on Vertumna.

Oh, right, and the game is on sale, with a limited time demo, for SimFest 2024 from July 22-29!

- Sarah ːnyaaː