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I Was a Teenage Exocolonist

Vente de Jeux Canadi(an/ens) Game Sale

[p]Savez-vous que les devs who made I Was a Teenage Exocolonist sons Canadienne? C'est vrai bud, and so are more Steam games than you might realize. During this year's summer sale, we're celebrating our hoser status with 300 other Canuck developers and their ben bons jeux. They're aboot hockey, beavers, and maple syrup, just like Exocolonist, eh?

🍁Get out there and give'r, ferda!🍁

(sorry!)[/p][p]-Sarah [img src="https://community.fastly.steamstatic.com/economy/emoticon/nyaa"][/p]

Fan Merch and Mods

Not only has the I Was a Teenage Exocolonist fandom kept the story going with fic (336 works and counting on AO3), they’ve been busy modding the game and making rad fan merch. Northway Games has always granted permission for anyone to sell fan merch of our games using their own original art. It feels so amazing to have a piece of Exocolonist fandom hanging from my bag or dangling from my ears, out here in the real world.

So here’s a showcase! (this is a repost from the Northway Games blog which is so popular it got 4500 spam comments last month when I accidentally broke the recaptcha)

Official-ish Merch from Mei




Mei’s wooden charms

Exocolonist artist Mei (@bkomei) just announced preorders for the cuuuuuuuutest wooden character charms, with unique shapes and different pictures on the two sides. They’re so slick! I love that they’re in a different chibi style than Mei used in the game, but they still give 100% Exocolonist vibes.

Preorder them here: https://bkomei.bigcartel.com



Mei’s also selling several prints of their in-game illustrations, and making these cool interactive CD jewel case charms that are just beautiful and all kinds of nostalgic. These will be a limited run so get one while you can!


Official-ish Merch from Lindsay




Glow Season by Lindsay Ishihiro (on my wall o stuff)

Exocolonist writer/artist Lindsay also has semi-official prints available on Inprnt. I love this one of the gang telling stories around a campfire, the colors are sooooo purdy. There are also prints available of Lindsay’s creature art from in the game.

All here: https://www.inprnt.com/frames/neomeruru

Poayo’s Etsy Empire




Poayo’s shop recently added keychains from guest artist Begonia

With everything from stickers to acrylic standees to body pillows, Poayo’s Etsy shop covers a lot of ground featuring their own fanart style. They regularly post new goodies on r/Exocolonist (Reddit profile) and the Seraphic Discord, so keep an eye there to snag the new-and-hots before they sell out.


Yes even body pillows I wasn’t kidding

I’ve come across a few other online stores with Exo merch out there, but let’s move on to one of my favorite fan creations:

The ExtraColonist Mod





Available on NexusMods.

This overhaul of the first year of the game introduces a bunch of new characters, even animated and on the map. New storylines, locations, backgrounds, cutscenes, activities, items. It’s really a LOT more than you imagine.



They’re calling it a beta and I hope we get to see more, but in its current state ExtraColonist is absolutely worth playing once you reach the end of the official content and want more. It’s easy to install and jump into with a fresh game (you can keep your groundhogs/past memories). Team Seraphic (Patreon / tip jar here) has done an amazing job. What an absolute labor of love.


New scenes with characters old and new


I love this kid

Download it from Nexus Mods: https://www.nexusmods.com/iwasateenageexocolonist/mods/5/
Team Seraphic socials: https://seraphic.ju.mp
Poayo is part of the team and sells ExtraColonist merch too: https://poayosuniverse.etsy.com

Official-official Merch



The Finji Store still has pinnies, stickers, tees and hawaiian shirts available. We’re selling a physical card game at cost via Gamecrafters. And you’ve seen my posts for print-on-demand xmas sweaters and other clothes.

We’ve done five plushies through Makeship and although these are one-off productions, I have a few squirreled away under the bed (literally) for some future giveaway. Makeship has also been bugging me to do another doll so you never know… join the Official Discord or follow Exocolonist on Steam to hear more!

- Sarah ːnyaaː

Visual Novel Fest

Do you need a break? To lose yourself in a fantasy sci-fi world? One that, while perhaps reflecting our own in some ways, does so in warm layers of distance and abstraction and comforting nonconformity? Then come with us, and forget about our shared real life problems for a minute. Let's hang out with some fictional teenagers out in space somewhere instead. I'm sure everything will work out just fine for them.

I Was a Teenage Exocolonist will be 50% off during the Visual Novel Fest from March 3 - 10, then again for the Steam Spring Sale on March 13-20.

Don't miss all the other narrative games on sale this spring!

The Storyteller's Festival

From February 17-24, I Was a Teenage Exocolonist will be featured alongside the best recent and upcoming interactive fiction and narrative games on Steam. If you like stories that move you, choices that matter, and word counts in the hundreds of thousands, this festival is for you:

📖The Storyteller's Festival📖



2025 edition! Last year's festival included my personal recommends Scarlet Hollow and Slay the Princess. What will this year bring???

To celebrate the Exocolonist demo will be live for a limited time. It includes the first year of the game (about 2 hours of gameplay) and can be played multiple times.

Happy reading!

- Sarah ːnyaaː

Save & Sound Music Festival

Join us on November 4-7 for SAVE&SOUND: an online music festival celebrating the fusion of innovation and artistry in gaming audio.

🐟🐡🐠 Don't miss: Exocolonist audio team A Shell in the Pit will be discussing their first in-house game Fish Game on Nov 4 at 1pm PST (10am CET) here on Steam. I love aquarium sims and this is for sure the best one I've played. The plants and hardscape customization is soooo good and they're still adding stuff all the time (but no breeding yet - IT'S HARD).

🎮 All week (Nov 4-11): the Exocolonist demo is up for a limited time.

🏷️Also all week: Exocolonist will be on sale!

🎶Also-also all week: We're streaming the Exocolonist soundtrack on Steam.

Our soundtrack features two hours of tracks from fourteen artists, including Em and Gordon from A Shell in the Pit (who did our sound and trailers too). If you want to know more, I wrote a blog post about it!

🎉Also-also-also all week: listen to rad soundtracks and amazing sound design in the other festival games.

Hosted by Bedtime Digital Games and a group of amazing creators, the live SAVE&SOUND show will stream here on Steam, and on Twitch and Youtube. See the official site for more info.

Two years and two new plush xenofauna!

We released 🍄🚀 I Was a Teenage Exocolonist 🍄🚀 here on Steam just over two years ago! This week we're celebrating our Exoversary with a big 50% off sale (our deepest discount yet), a free demo, and the launch of two new plushie campaigns!

🎵 Oh, and we'll be streaming the complete soundtrack here on Steam, so sit back and listen while you gaze at these sweet balls of fluff n' stuff.



The two featured specimens are:⁠



🐸🐀Xenofelis monopodus (the common hopeye)⁠


Hopeyes leap around on a single foot, and live in colonies with up to 100 others.⁠ They love cuddles.

🐲🐛Xenosaurus polyped (the dillypillar)⁠


Dillypillars are generally solitary, and can grow up to 100 pairs of feet!⁠ This particular dillypillar is just a wee four-legged juvenile, named Socks for her white-colored feet. She loves cuddles too.

Get yours before September 25th





Crowdfunding-style campaigns



We have one month to get a minimum of 200 orders. On September 25 the campaign ends, and if we've met our goal then every plushie will be made-to-order for our backers. After that, no more will be made!

The estimated shipping date is December 14th so you miiiight get yours in time for the holidays, but if you're planning to gift one to somebody, maybe have a nice card ready just in case your xenofauna is a little late.



Limited time only



Socks and the hopeye are the final Exocolonist plushies we have planned to make. I may always change my mind later, but you've been warned, these might be the last!

So if you get one (or both for a 10% discount) maybe don't play with them in the garden like I did with these two samples. They have dirt all over their butts now!



Get yours before September 25th



Come join us on Discord to celebrate with the devs!

- Sarah ːexosmileː

SimFest 2024

Simulation games are my favorite genre. Debatably, the way I play some RPGs and strategy games by ignoring main quests or playing in sandbox mode probably makes them sim games too. Hold on, could EVERYTHING be a sim game? I mean they're all simulating something, right?

Let's back it up. I just reinstalled the Sims 4, arguably King of Sims, which is ten years old and still in the top 30 most played games on Steam. I never played with dolls as a kid but hoo boy watching these poor creatures slapfighting and peeing themselves in public never gets old.

Despite I Was a Teenage Exocolonist not simulating bladder-fullness, I still hope people get a similar joy from guiding Sol/Solane/Solanaceae through all the many possibilities of adolescence on Vertumna.

Oh, right, and the game is on sale, with a limited time demo, for SimFest 2024 from July 22-29!

- Sarah ːnyaaː

Summer Sale with Nomi-Nomi!

We're celebrating the sun with a tremendous trio of I Was a Teenage Exocolonist deals:

🏷️ Discount - 40% off the game


Our lowest price yet!

🎮 Demo - playable for free this week!


The demo includes the entire first year of the ten-year game, and your savegame will transfer over to the full game if you buy it.

⏳ Deadline - to get your Nomi-Nomi plush


Our month-long campaign for Nomi-Nomi plushes via Makeship ends July 2nd

Nomi has reached the minimum number of sales (🎉hurray!🎉), so these dolls will definitely get made, and will be shipping out in September. But we don't plan to make a second run or to sell them elsewhere, so this is your one-and-only chance to bring the one-and-only Nomi-Nomi into your home and heart. These are a limited-time pride month exclusive.

🏳️‍🌈Preorder your Nomi-Nomi here before July 2nd🏳️‍🌈







More info and rainbow-Nomi goodness in the original announcement.

- Sarah :exosmile:

Limited time Nomi-Nomi plush!

Our first round of ✨ limited-edition Exocolonist plushies ✨ was a big success, with Sols and Vrikis now nestled down in their new homes all over the land.

But someone felt left out. Someone who absolutely needed to be incarnated in plushie form.

🏳️‍🌈Pride Month Nomi-Nomi Plush🏳️‍🌈



Get yours here before July 2nd 2024!



The first 200 sales will include a Steam key for I Was a Teenage Exocolonist, and 10% of all sales go to the Trevor Project.


Nomi is a perfect fit for plushification. You know they'd want to own a doll of themselves.

🕒A Limited-time campaign🕒



These Makeship campaigns run like Kickstarter: we need to reach a minimum order size of 200 for the dolls to get made, and there will only be a single run of them. They should start shipping out at the end of September.


Nomi enjoying some of their favorite hobbies: video games and old zines. Well, they would be holozines in Exocolonist, but these Art Disk back issues will do.


Nomi hanging out with their buddies Sol and Squidley Feeterson.

🌈Celebrating Pride in Style🌈



Again, these dolls will only be for sale for one month, and you can preorder them here!

Because this is a Pride Month event at Makeship, each doll comes with a cute little detachable cape. Nomi's dress is detachable too, if you wanted to, say, design custom clothes for them. Just putting it out there. If you do customize your Nomi plush, please let us know!




Sorry about the rainbows. I can't seem to stop.

- Sarah ːr3fuelː

LudoNarraCon 2024

Time for one of my favorite yearly Steam events: LudoNarraCon, a festival featuring demos and discounts from story-rich games like our very own I Was a Teenage Exocolonist.



This year's featured new games include some of my recent favorites:

🔮The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood
🎵Stray Gods
🗡️Slay the Princess
💰Final Profit

Plus 50 other new narrative games, newly-minted demos, big sales on tons of older games, and two days of panels and fireside chats from devs.



I Was a Teenage Exocolonist will be 35% off from May 6 - 13, and our demo will be available for the week!

This festival brought to you by the following Steam tags: