So, did you happen to read this sob story today? No? That's a shocker! Don't bother because it's a waste of your time. SUCH PATHETIC DRIBBLE!
Somehow, this ridiculous developer is back for more punishment, and has updated this garbage game INDIE GAME SIM -- sigh -- again. Not that anyone cares, but today there are new "static" spikes that can be placed anywhere, and a second "staggered interval rock" to fit with the other interval rock.
Also BIG SURPRISE but nobody could figure out how to scroll the editor when first making a bigger game. Now the big obvious arrows should help you figure it out ... but you'll probably still be lost.
I suppose tomorrow's the only day you might actually PLAY this game, as it's Valentine's Day and NOBODY LOVES YOU bahahaaa
Indie Game Sim v1.2.0
Yes yes, it's me again. SIGH! Today I'm in a BAD MOOD because -- for some reason -- this stupid game INDIE GAME SIM has been updated again.
Today we've got dumb changes including a bug fix that should have been spotted ages ago, and more information in market analytics.
I can't imagine WHY but some of you have been asking for sensitive jumps. There's now an item you can buy that gives your characters a deeper jump mechanic. Tap to hop, hold to leap. It's just there for you creators, shoved into the store -- what a LAZY DEVELOPER!
Hopefully this will be the LAST update to such a MEDIOCRE game. Steam only has so much room for nonsense and this game is wasting everyone's time.
Now go get that $60 AAA you've been wanting, probably now on SALE for $8. bahahaa
Indie Game Sim v1.1.0
Oh, hello. It's me again! We have met, right?
Doubtful, not that it matters ...
INDIE GAME SIM is obviously beyond help, what a MEDIOCRE game! But for some reason there is an UPDATE today, with the following changes:
* Add changelog scene
* Terminal scene to dump data to dev
* Improve game-rating algorithm. (100% isn't so easy anymore, is it?!)
* Add light to copycat
* Add another secret
Not that anyone will notice. Enjoy playing some BETTER game! bahaha
Indie Game Sim is now available on Steam
This is it! Indie Game Sim is now live and available for purchase.
Become an indie game developer! Make your own games by hand and publish them on a fantasy market like Steam. Earn fans, receive brutal reviews, and battle your inner demons. Can you become the creator of your dreams?
