maron Has not only been a leading advocate for International Space Banana in Japan but has managed to compete in a speed running competition and showcase the game. they are not only good at the game but their play is able to activate a level of spirituality of play that only some can dream of, with all the love of the development team we salute maron as the Ultimate International Space Banana player "プレーヤーナンバーワン"
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Gal*Gun Returns
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OK, this one isn’t in the sale, but we think you’ll love it all the same. Battle for Earth and travel through time this newly announced 3rd person action roguelite. But be careful! You never know what’s lurking in the shadows…
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Internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman (but like... how he sounds in the Shawshank Redemption... like OLD SKOOL Morgan!)
As I float here... exhausted from my never-ending internal questions, external screaming... and general "cannae be bothered" attitude... I let my eyes slowly close, and my mind drift to a peaceful quietness.
It's been... so long... since I had one of those godlike power naps... You know... the ones where you wake up after 45 minutes and feel like a new person... or banana? Maybe I'll just switch off and just accept that it is what it is....
Maybe this is my last entry... maybe not...? Who knows...
I look out across the vastness of Space, and the infinitesimal impact my life will have on it... and I wonder if anyone will even read these logs. All my precious thoughts... lost to the annals of time. Oh well...
Live long and prosper, fellow Space man.
Captain's Log: Day Unknown
I mean, when life gives you never-ending silence and a crippling realisation of total abandonment... why not create Haikus to mask those growing fears of a meaningless existence...?
A vacuous pool Never-ending, it's cold touch Oh God I'm a fruit
From starchy to sweet The yellow sun sets to night The lone star wanders
Stars fall in silence A chill dances in the air Moonlight bathes my soul