“The secret of my success! The secret of my success!!”
Umm, yeah... so like, Uncle Death is missing right now. No one's seen him for like, two months! This is Naomi Detox and I'll be doing the announcements until Uncle D returns. I guess I should say, like, IF he returns! Oh man, I wonder if I'll lose my job at the arcade if Uncle D doesn't come back or whatever?!
Anywayz, it's officially Summer in many parts of the world, and in the USA I guess they're celebrating Independence Day. My boyfriend G-Head and I saw an old movie about that once. Some weirdo space aliens came from another planet to like, destroy Earth, and the US president saved the day with the help of that one dude from the dinosaur movies. It was, like, pretty cool or whatever. Sheyyah, well anyway, we here in the real world know that the Earth Rage will be the real cause of the planet's destruction.
What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, it's MushFest time! Whether you're celebrating Earth's independence from alien invaders or not, it's like, a great weekend to visit with Momoko and try a delicious bowl of her Primo Stew, I guess!
When you purchase a Premium Decal at the Mushroom Club, you’ll have a chance of obtaining one of twenty possible Premium Decals! Please check the lineup at the Mushroom Club to see which Premium Decals are featured.
NOTE: * Momoko’s MushFest only applies to Stews purchased using Death Metals * For more details, please view the lineup at the Mushroom Club during the event period * Event duration and content may be subject to change due to unforeseen circumstances
Maintenance: 6/29/2020 01:00–05:00 (PDT)
Maintenance will occur at the following time:
North, Central, and South America: 6/29/2020 01:00–05:00 (PDT) Europe: 6/29/2020 08:00–12:00 (UTC) Japan & Korea: 6/29/2020 17:00–21:00 (JST/KST) China: 6/29/2020 16:00–20:00 (HKT)
Details: -Event preparation
More info:
Details: -Event preparation
More info: https://www.letitdiethegame.com/news.html#/5296/
Please Note: *If you are playing the game when maintenance begins, you will not be able to return to the Waiting Room under any circumstances. Please avoid playing the game near our scheduled maintenance time. *The game cannot be played during maintenance. Please wait until maintenance is over. *Even if you are using a Solo Shelter at the start of maintenance, you will be returned to the Waiting Room when you log back in. *Remaining Express Pass time is still consumed during maintenance.
The summer shrooms have returned to the Tower of Barbs! These little guys fetch crazy amounts of Kill Coins when sold at Choku-Funsha (the shop in your Waiting Room), so make sure to grab as many as possible and start raking in the jack! Don't forget to upgrade your Buffalo Bank so you'll have somewhere to store your riches!
During the event period, you'll be able to take on special Parasol Shroom-gathering quests!
Use the Super Scope 703 in your Waiting Room or visit Naomi Detox in the HATED Arcade for more information about these special limited-time quests!
How to accept Quests:
By entering the Vanishing Point in the middle of your Waiting Room (the fountain), you will be transported to the HATED ARCADE. There, by talking to Naomi Detox, you can accept Quests from the device next to her. You can also accept quests by using the SUPER SCOPE 703 in your Waiting Room.
*It is possible to accept up to 10 quests at a time. *A quest will remain accepted until it is completed or the completion date passes. * Please keep your Quests accepted until you fulfill all completion conditions.
NOTE *Please note that event duration and content may be subject to change due to unforeseen circumstances.
Steam Summer Sale!
Summer is here, and Direct Hell is proud to offer discounts on two amazing bundles as part of the Steam Summer Sale! Like the summer weather, these deals are so HOT that we’ve had to limit each bundle to one per customer. Spend your summer days soaking up the sun, and your summer nights at play in the Tower of Barbs!
Right now, you can get these two incredible bundles for half price!
Don't miss out on your chance to take advantage of these great deals, and thank you for shopping with Direct Hell!
“Oh, how I've been waiting for you, fellow believer in the power of the mushrooms!”
Here we are, senpai! Can you believe the year is already half over?! Man, time really flies! Only a few more years before the Earth Rage! Trust me, senpai, you're gonna want to be in good shape before that happens. Gotta eat healthy and get plenty of exercise! Speaking of eating healthy, there's nothing healthier than a fresh, hot bowl of Momoko's Primo Stew! Just sayin'!
When you purchase a Premium Decal at the Mushroom Club, you’ll have a chance of obtaining one of twenty possible Premium Decals! Please check the lineup at the Mushroom Club to see which Premium Decals are featured.
NOTE: * Momoko’s MushFest only applies to Stews purchased using Death Metals * For more details, please view the lineup at the Mushroom Club during the event period * Event duration and content may be subject to change due to unforeseen circumstances
“Without mushrooms there is no glory, there is nothing, there is no love, nothing makes sense!”
Ah, senpai, it's nearly June! Summertime is almost here! I've been pumping iron and getting my beach body back into shape. Not that I go to the beach often. The seagulls like to peck at my bones, and that's NOT cool! Anyway, I don't think Momoko likes the beach too much either. There are no mushrooms there! Nah, she'll be spending her summer dancing at her stall and cooking up her specialty. Why don't you stop by during the event and let her know how much you appreciate her dedication to her craft!
When you purchase a Premium Decal at the Mushroom Club, you’ll have a chance of obtaining one of twenty possible Premium Decals! Please check the lineup at the Mushroom Club to see which Premium Decals are featured.
NOTE: * Momoko’s MushFest only applies to Stews purchased using Death Metals * For more details, please view the lineup at the Mushroom Club during the event period * Event duration and content may be subject to change due to unforeseen circumstances
TDM Battle Rush Season 11 will end at the start of maintenance on 6/29/2020. Once maintenance has concluded, Season 12 will begin and run over a span of 3 months.
NOTE: At the beginning of the new season, all participants’ TDM ranks will be reduced by 2 and placed at sub-rank III. For example, someone standing at the rank Diamond II at the end of Season 11 will start Season 12 at the rank Gold III.
4) Changes to Lost Bags
Once TDM Battle Rush Season 12 begins, the following items will no longer be obtainable from Lost Bags:
-Brutal Yo-Yo Blueprint -Hard Target Head Blueprint -Hard Target Body Blueprint -Hard Target Pants Blueprint
If you haven’t gotten them yet, keep on raiding to get them before they’re gone!
NOTE *Please note that event duration and content may be subject to change due to unforeseen circumstances.
“Oh, how I've been waiting for you, fellow believer in the power of the mushrooms!”
Yo, senpai! Do you know the saying "April showers bring May flowers"? Well, it's May and I don't see any flowers here in the Tower of Barbs! I think whoever came up with that saying is full of it, man! One thing we DO have here in the Tower is mushrooms. Tons of 'em, yo! Help our girl Momoko out by buying a bowl of her mushroom stew. You'd be helping me out too...I'm tired of storing all these extra 'shrooms inside the Fighter Freezer!
When you purchase a Premium Decal at the Mushroom Club, you’ll have a chance of obtaining one of twenty possible Premium Decals! Please check the lineup at the Mushroom Club to see which Premium Decals are featured.
NOTE: * Momoko’s MushFest only applies to Stews purchased using Death Metals * For more details, please view the lineup at the Mushroom Club during the event period * Event duration and content may be subject to change due to unforeseen circumstances
“Without mushrooms there is no glory, there is nothing, there is no love, nothing makes sense!”
As a famous singer once sang, "It's gonna be May!" Do you know the singer I'm talking about, senpai? What was his name? Well anyway, it IS gonna be May and Momoko is cookin' up her special stew! Why not stop by her stall and say hell-o!
When you purchase a Premium Decal at the Mushroom Club, you’ll have a chance of obtaining one of twenty possible Premium Decals! Please check the lineup at the Mushroom Club to see which Premium Decals are featured.
NOTE: * Momoko’s MushFest only applies to Stews purchased using Death Metals * For more details, please view the lineup at the Mushroom Club during the event period * Event duration and content may be subject to change due to unforeseen circumstances