Metal as Phuk
New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8AM PST!
It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)
I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!
She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!
Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!
- Crankage Games
Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released!
Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released!
This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. More of these episodes will be coming in the next couple of weeks, and then we're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick!
Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot.
- Crankage Games
Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale is live!
Is live!
You can also find it in this bundle for a discounted price!
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
Thank you all for the support and I hope to hear from you all soon!
- Crankage Games
12 Hours Until Official Launch!
October 26th, 10:00 AM PST.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/
- Crankage Games
Quiver Dick is back! October 26th, 2018!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/
Let's have some fun!
- Crankage Games
Metal as Phu.k on SALE 70% off! Limited time only!
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Your Feedback on MaP + New Game Coming!
http://store.steampowered.com/recommended/recommendgame/662210
Reviews are what keeps developers alive and kickin', and regardless of how long or short your review is, I -DO- want to read it and I absolutely -WILL- be responding to it!
The positivity, love, and support you've all shown along the way has been uplifting and appreciated! The next game will have a Steam Store page soon! For those of you who have already played Metal as Phu k, you may recognize the main character of the upcoming RPG:
Quiver D.ick!
The Chronicles of Quiver D.ick is made up entirely of NPC's with names of those who supported Metal as Phu.k along the way! If you see your name in there, don't be surprised! However, if you don't see your name, don't worry, because this is only the first episode in the new series!
The Chronicles of Quiver D.ick will be a 1.5 hour crude comedy adventure rpg that focuses on the bat-shi.t crazy stories of Old Man Quiver in his youth! Each episode will be a stand-alone adventure, so you don't have to play any of them in any particular order to understand and fully enjoy the individual episodes!
The game will be priced at $1.99 upon release and launched with a discount for the first week so that many can enjoy the laughs in an affordable way!
Again, if you've played Metal as Phu.k, please feel free to leave your review in this link here: http://store.steampowered.com/recommended/recommendgame/662210
I will respond to each and every one of you and your support is greatly appreciated!
Thank you so much!
- Crankage Games
As a Token of Gratitude...
If you've done something to support the game in any way:
1. Thank you SO much, I really do appreciate the positive support you've given, (And the positive support that is still yet to come from those of you who are just joining the group!)
2. Don't be surprised if you see your names in the next game as a character or part of the storyline!
The next game will be a 3 part episodic comedy adventure that will not only make you laugh, but hopefully do a good job at honoring those who continue to support Crankage Games along the way!
3. Episode 1 is nearly finished and will be releasing as soon as possible! Episode 2 is also being fleshed out as we speak, and Episode 3 will follow soon after! (There's still room for characters to be added to the mix as the story was written with a handful of placeholder names for the time being, so if you don't see your name in Episode 1, that doesn't mean you won't in Episode 2 and 3!)
I want to be sure to give back to the community that made all of this possible, as MaP is now sold in over 90 different countries around the world! I really could not have done this without you!
Thank you!
- Crankage Games
New Bonus Trailer + A Big Thank You!
Thank you to everyone who has supported the game along the way!
Whether it has been with shoutouts, advertising on your social media pages, in discord servers, sharing with your friends, streaming the game live, making youtube videos, and especially to those who have enjoyed the game enough to leave such kind words in the reviews.
You are truly what determines the success of the games we create! We owe you all a BIG thank you, and we have something very special we're working on in our next game to show appreciation for those who have supported the project and continue to support the project even now!
Truly and wholeheartedly, Thank you.
- Crankage Games
Metal as Phuk Strategy Guide / Walkthrough now available!
In both the Metal as P.H.U.K. discussions forum as well as the "Guides" section, you can now get tips and tricks, or even a complete walkthrough of the game!
Enjoy!
- Crankage Games