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Noob Squad

Noob Squad at 25% off
DEAL OF THE WEEK!
Get Noob Squad at 25% off!

Offer ends on August 31st

ValveTestApp496550 was a mistake, sorry
Many have encountered an error in recent days, the game had been renamed to ValveTestApp496550.
This was a mistake made by Valve (Steam), I spoke with them, and finally they solved the problem, do not worry.
So, I did not want to troll anyone, in fact, I apologize in their name for this mistake.

Thank you all!

Support our New Game: "ZAP Master"
Today is the day one of our new video game: ZAP Master
If you want to support us buy the game now that there is also a 10% discount!
You can find it here:
ZAP Master

Player Of The Week!
And the title of Player Of The Week is won by the player Osteoporosis.
He won because of its funny name and for playing several hours Noob Squad!
He wins a huge box of cookies!
Or, if it is an adult, he can also choose as a prize a dildo in the shape of Leonardo Di Caprio.
To him the choice!

+3000 accounts already created!

After less than three days from the release of the game, more than 3,000 accounts were already created!



Thank you all for your support!

If you want, buy the game now since there is a discount of 50% for a short while!

WOW!!!!!!!111111ONE114115475!!!
Kids, today Noob Squad comes out in the final version! Yeeeeeeeiiiiiii!!!!!!!!111111ONE114115475!!!
Are you happy???????
Get ready now to play in this fantastic game, only suitable for an audience of children who go to kindergarten and that eating boogers daily!!!!!

CAUTION: In the game may also be present pedophiles, pederasts, molesters and men with flabby balls.





SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES:

  • heyduck
  • ungravelly
  • interpalpebral
  • cloddish
  • vesiculated
  • electrothermics
  • encephalomata
  • interfibrous
  • agenetic
  • smutty

WOW!!!!!!!111111ONE114115475!!!
Kids, today Noob Squad comes out in the final version! Yeeeeeeeiiiiiii!!!!!!!!111111ONE114115475!!!
Are you happy???????
Get ready now to play in this fantastic game, only suitable for an audience of children who go to kindergarten and that eating boogers daily!!!!!

CAUTION: In the game may also be present pedophiles, pederasts, molesters and men with flabby balls.





SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES:

  • heyduck
  • ungravelly
  • interpalpebral
  • cloddish
  • vesiculated
  • electrothermics
  • encephalomata
  • interfibrous
  • agenetic
  • smutty

Soon New Updates!
Soon there will be many new updates!

Released!
The game is now available on Steam!
During these months of Early Access we will add a lot of things thanks to your tips.
I hope you will be part of the development and that you'll have fun with our game!