We have released an update that fixes a bug causing two achievements to not be unlockable.
-The Shize Board
The Achievement Update
It is with great pride that we release the final update for OnlyCans, in the form of the Achievement Update.
You should now be able to unlock all the achievements in the game, and if you've played before, you'll get them awarded without having to play through again.
We've also added a new voice for Taro Tease - we think you'll like them.
Thank you all so much for playing the game. Your streams, videos and reviews have made it all worthwhile.
With love, and Eternal Devotion, -The Shize Board
Achievement Update now in Beta Testing
Hello Shizeheads™!
We're in the process of adding Steam Achievements to the game using our patented Shize™ LLC Achievement Management System™ - but we need a few days to check its all working on a live beta build for our testers.
During this time you'll be able to see the upcoming achievements, but you won't be able to unlock them until we release the achievement update on the main game branch. This should only take a few days to test, and then you'll be able to get into game and unlock the achievements that you so rightfully deserve!
Remember to Feel the Fizz Inside You™ and drink Shize™ every day!