Dear travelers directed to the Paradise's Archipelago,
It's your captain speaking. Thanks for choosing this flight directed to the Paradise Archipelago.
We're happy to announce that the Steam Gate is now open. Please Wishlist and follow this flight in order to be updated before the departure.
If it has not been stolen, please read the "Safety off Board" card available somewhere nearby the seat. If it has been stolen... well please don't bother our crew for requesting a new one, it's useless anyway.
We'll be glad to let you get on board once we've completed the fix of our 3th grade renewed engine.
Sincerely,
Your Captain.
In case of plane crash, please remember that we could not be considered legally responsible.