🐍Priest Simulator is coming to Early Access. It's a mockumentary FPS with Ponglish voice over. A fever dream sandbox, that will cringe your souls.
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Priest Simulator: Heavy Duty
Priest Simulator - Early Trailer
🐍Priest Simulator is coming to Early Access. It's a mockumentary FPS with Ponglish voice over. A fever dream sandbox, that will cringe your souls.
🐔Kura, jest w pytę.
Face On
Yo.
There are still some things to tweak, BUT I am sending you the biggest update in history of San de Ville. The characters got faces. The Orlok looks a bit like Waluigi, but should take that as a compliment. There are no placeholder masks anymore, and Nostramadus is the proud beneficiary of this fact.
The game has optimized itself, the sounds have balanced themselves, minor bugs have unbugged, and the enviro has become a bit more alive. That's it for Heavy Duty for now. We focus on the full game.
If you haven't done it yet, you can add Priest Simulator to your wishlist here:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator/
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Artificial Creativity
Nine images express more than a thousand algorithms.
We would like to thank our Skynet fans for the submitted works.
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Artificial Creativity
Nine paintings are worth more than a thousand algorithms.
Thank you, our Skynet supporters, for sending these beautiful fanarts.
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400 of You
Hey, thanks for following. There are 400 sick people in the party now. We've made a poster for you in the French New Wave style.
Nostramadus is the character in Priest Simulator, Human Farm, Mercyful Flames, and Your Principal. This gentleman is our little tribute to the French culture that we soak up with from time to time. He had Serge Gainsbourg's face for a while, but we think we'd be breaking the law. A poison frog trapped in a glass ball does not threaten anyone.
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Language Issue
1. Set desired audio language.
2. Set text language to the same language as desired audio language.
3. Restart game.
4. Audio language should be as desired, now you can switch text language back to what you want (this setting works in runtime without need to restart the game).
Page Renovation #2
Here comes another one. This game is soooo ugly, we're proud as f. Interesting fact: this guy's head will be completely different in Priest Simulator. We came to the conclusion that this mask looks like a placeholder. However, now as I'm typing, I think maybe that's not a bad idea.
Anyway, thanks cyanide_headache.
You send us screenshots, we put it on our Steam page. Fair deal. We need more wonderful beautiful players like you ːpartymaskː.
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Page Renovation #1
Good, very good, MateuszF960. Thanks for showing this beautiful screenshot. We're putting it on our page. Pity it's in Polish, but maybe no one will notice.
If you have any suggestions how to attract more players, share them with us ːneonsmileː.
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Pump It Up
Yelllllo.
I'm just looking at our Steam page. Half a year ago it seemed quite ok. Today I think we may be losing potential vampire priests because of the quality of the screenshots. We'll swap them with fresh ones, possibly with those you post publicly. So if you're in a mood of helping us out, feel free to share more screenshots. Otherwise we'll upload new stuff made by us, probably crap again.
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Q&A #5
Yello.
https://youtu.be/zoYdCEzf8YM
As promised, with the last day of every month I post a video with Q&A. I'm on a short vacation, so it was quick this time. Video is in Polish, but there are English subtitles included.
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