So far, Priest Simulator has been bought primarily by Poles. In the last few months, the game has become equally popular in Germany. Thanks for your support, neighbors. We are united not only by Lewandowski.
We will make it up to you.
BTW We've released another weird shit. It's called Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine. I don't want this post to be classified as a promotion, so I won't provide a link - you know how to find it.
Steam Adwords
Hello, there is this Steam Adwords contest. You can win good prizes and stuff or lose everything etc. I send you the proper answers. Dunno if it's possible to vote like that, but you can try. Some things are worth dying for trying.
Print the questionnaire, complete it as provided, send it to Steam or wherever. We've already won anyway.
Vampatch
Hello. We're launching a Halloween sale, celebrating the most beautiful holiday of the year, and with it, we're introducing a new name. Hopefully, this will stop you from confusing the game with Heavy Duty. And perhaps it'll be easier to click, you know, because of the vampire in the name. And maybe those who complain that the priest doesn't have his faculties will finally back off. GREETINGS, BOOZE MASTERS.
We managed to:
- Improve lighting in houses during exorcisms, - Fix objects displaying incorrectly in certain buildings, - Change the bomb text in the English version, which was in Polish - 'to zgol wąsa łysa dupo', - Create music for the spider video, - Correct Orlok's text for the rollaf after collecting the casino pass, so it doesn't say "i fucking knew it" in the subtitles, - Translate the word "wstań" to English when using this version of the game, - Address issues with Kremuvy, - Add voice overs with translations for the remaining sermons, - Fix a bug that caused some lines to be cut off in the English dubbed version, - Translate the line "Najwyższy czas się nawrócić", - Fix typos in English dialogues, - Add dialogues in the casino, - Correct subtitles in English cutscenes, - Add missing subtitles for the English dubbing, - Improve English VO for Kremuvy in cutscenes after the first conversation with Orlok and after destroying the statues so he isn't cut off before the end, - Align subtitles with English dubbing, - Improve punctuation in English, lol, almost all errors were related to English, something about my English grade being a 4 in high school - Synchronize dialogues with subtitles in the English version, - Fix the Satanist string in hell in the English version, - Correct Orlok and Kremuvy strings in the reception cutscene (in English), - Fix torpedo strings during exorcism in English, - Add an option to mute the music after starting the DJ console, - Correct Orlok's voiceover subtitles, - Modify the behavior of the krucafuks, - Fix the line where the old man says 'uno dos tres quatro like people said', while the subtitles say 'holy shit', - Fix hell, - Correct subtitles in the Polish version, - Fix the sound of krucafux, which decreases when used while moving forward, - Translate the relic "święta tabliczka" (object in the game), - Add subtitles for sermons, - Fix a bug where some dialogue lines were not spoken despite having subtitles, - Fix a bug during the fight with Bebok where you could enter the wheel menu and use wine even if you didn't have it, - Add feedback on the screen related to breaking the exorcism record, - Fix a bug where Christian models pass through church benches during sermons, - Fix the issue where after the final cutscene, we briefly return to the crypt before the game ends, - Add possessed sounds, - Remove the "Orlok" subtitle from Orlok's line, - Add the string 'that's weird,' which is missing in the first dialogue between Orlok and Kremuvy, - Improve the pitchfork range so it reaches the end of the field, - Improve the use of zoom, - Correct subtitles in the pulpit cutscene that don't match what the character is saying in the English version, - Significantly increase the amount of splendor earned, increase the maximum splendor level, and significantly reduce the costs of renovations and other products in the shops, - Add a line in the third sermon, - Improve the diary's user experience, - Change the text of Vamela where she repeats 'stop' twice when talking to Orlok in the last wish task, - Improve the music volume in hell, - Correct the content of the "trudne sprawy" note in Polish, - Lower the volume of the Christian woman's speech during sermons, - Correctly display Nostradamus' name in tasks, - Add physics for balloons in the casino, - [MINOR] Fix flying destructibles on the map, - Correct subtitle alignment with Polish dubbing, - Add collision for the table, - Colors of schemes are incorrect; all except one are blue, the same in the folded version. It means it was like this, but it's not anymore., - Fix the bed's position, - Correct Kremuvy's VO during his first cutscene in hell as it gets cut off, - Fix the HUD displaying in Vamela's cutscene after the first exorcism, - Remove the button that informs us about changing the action in hell, - Fix the disappearing game world after the elevator cutscene, - Change the wine chalice icon in the diary, - Add collision for the confessional with corpses, - Fix the incorrectly displayed Satanist character in the background during the funeral, - Change the access card icon in the diary, - Fix the HUD, - Fix that after changing the resolution to 3840x2160, all options are unclickable., - Fix a bug where there's no sound when you play the organ, - Add the Asmodev logo at the game start, - Add collision for bats in the pastry shop, - Make Rolaf and Mortimer continue the concert after the cutscene, - Fix a bug where you couldn't jump over the roadblock in the tunnel, - Add collision for candies hanging from the ceiling in the pastry shop, - Fix a hole in the terrain near the pastry shop, - Fix some graphics, - Add a desk fan in the church, - Fix the position of cans in the Exorcism II building, - Fix the text on the vending machine, - Fix punctuation in Polish dialogues, - Remove Torpedo from the escape cutscene from Vamela, - Translate a line in the French connection task to English, - Fix a bug where the code 88 is visible through a shelf in Smrodowa Street., - Add dubbing for the fight with Chochoł and his idle animation, - Fix the sounds when clicking on items in the inventory, - Add MTV-style widgets when boss fights start, - Fix a bug where you could leave items in the air, - Add sound feedback for all tabs in the diary when using a controller, - Remove debris from the staircase cage in the completely renovated church, - Add more graffiti in the village, - Fix a bug where the player could get stuck in the church model, - Fix a bug where the radio from the church basement could be heard upstairs, - Remove the hit animation bug, - Update the "Creators" tab, - Fix a bug where the possessed howling sound was heard after the exorcism ended, - Display Kremowka in the pastry shop, - Fix a bug where the player character got stuck in the confessional after finishing confession, - Fix a hole in the road, - Add collision for cornices, - Expand cutscenes with musical motifs, - Fix the bus stop collision next to the church, - Add collision for the roof of the signboard in front of the church, - Remove the ability to reset the attack animation.
And so on, I don't want to list everything because I'm writing from memory. Support us with kind words and play Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine,
Sign of the Cross-Promo
Yello guys.
Another poor game was created, even worse than Priest. If by some miracle you haven't purchased usyet, you can now do so for even more money by grabbing the bundle from Bloodwhatever. I recommend it at your own risk.
Overwhelmingly Polsitive
We've already posted it on Facebook, but we should have been here first.
Congratulations to you, you are the winners. You have earned the "Overwhelmingly Polsitive" designation. The second time.
We have the last voice recordings left for the new build. Ultimately, it was decided that we would add 4 more planned updates before the premiere, including day 1 patch. Almost a year has passed since entering EA, so it's about time to get to the main trading floor. As an OVERWHELMING POLSITIVE team, our beloved perverts.
Update 600 k gold pls
Hey. I hope you're sleeping because we've ruined your game again. This time we managed to:
- fix a bug when throwing alive shatanists into corpse chests in the "don't be or not to be" mission, - fix cracking dubbing issues in the English version, - fix the music in cutscenes after defeating Bebok, - add concert posters, - add missing English dubbing to some lines, - record and upload new NPC voice overs, - fix a bug where one line of Orlok when talking to Nostra is not read and does not scroll by itself.
Something Fixed This Way Comes
Hiya. We are constantly working on new content. But before we put in the new furniture, we still need to get rid of the mess. Well, we've already cleaned it up a bit. It's not going as fast as we dreamed in our most erotic dreams, but it's going pretty good enough anyway. Life is life. You know, damn computer games.
This time we managed to:
- improve the location of the road at the festival because the car could stuck, - make corrections to the first 10 quests (wrong colors, wrong cutscenes etc.), - correct punctuation in subtitles, - fix the hole in the wall next to the pastry shop, - increase Bebok's voice, - add TV commercials, - correct the position of Zero in the cutscene where he is hidden by the screen, - remove the spoiler in the name of the task with parts for the Spoiler, - remove relics from the inventory, - change temporary street names and add translations, - make over 150 corrections to texts and VO in English, - correct several plot inaccuracies and errors in descriptions, - add text comments as in TV news, - equalize ambient sound levels, - add missing collision effects, - get rid of holes in the ground.
If you like what we do, leave your blue thumbs up and make some noise on our TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@asmodev666
Kisses ːneonsmileː.
Morbid Sales
Hi, I'd like to make a statement ːmarryː.
Well, there is a sale going on. You can buy the entire set of our first three paid games for a few bucks.
Yes, this is really happening and it will be happening one more day. Perfect opportunity to add something to your pile of shame ːgeorgesmileː.
To Patch a Butterfly
Hello, dear kremuvkers :).
It's been greasy lately. You have already crossed the threshold of 400 reviews and almost all of them to Melissa's color <3 ːsteamthumbsupː.
We messed up a bit again. This time we managed to:
- add music to cutscenes, - add a note in confectionery saying when you can find Bomba there, - add missing Vamela's voice overs, - correct "Face Off" counter, - replace the exo book with a washing machine manual, - modify HUD options and enable HUD minimization, - make it possible to remove graffiti in a house with a slot machine, - fix audio bugs in cutscenes, - add the ability to crouch, - increase the sensitivity range of the pad, - remove the inaccuracy after talking to Torpedo about the codes, - enable to disable the radial menu on the pad, - add more enemies and throwables in the final fight, - fixed a bug that caused NPC conversations to go out of context when trying to interact during a conversation, - change the place of the marker after defeating 15 shatanists in "El Clasico", - add colliders to the wooden fences next to the gas station, - add the sound of christianism growth, - add the ability to disable the wheel with the selection of weapons / actions after turning it on on the pad, - add the ability to zoom the view, - improve teleportation lighting effects, - reduce the HP of enemies and the prices of some products related to christianism, - equalize the volume of footstep sounds, - add audible sounds of NPC footsteps, - correct the player's position on the map while in the car, - add a hammer projectile sound, - add new music to Nostramadus' bar, - set the visibility of log elements depending on the context, - allow you to change the language during the game, - fix some logic errors in cutscenes.
ːpraisesunː
Priest Master
Hello, fanatics.
I would like to announce that we are working on a bridge between Priest Simulator and Booze Master. This means that as soon as we're done with the former and before the release of the latter, you're gonna experience a short winter adventure, meeting characters you already know. It's gonna be something like Heavy Duty, but more unique. You will be able to experience the adventure together with Quella, Jerry and Mortimer. We will officially announce the game when we have a Steam page prepared. Ahoy!
