Nine images express more than a thousand algorithms.
We would like to thank our Skynet fans for the submitted works.
https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Artificial Creativity
Nine images express more than a thousand algorithms.
We would like to thank our Skynet fans for the submitted works.
https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini
Soundtrack on CD
Soundtrack from Priest Simulator / Heavy Duty is available to purchase. If you're interested, send us a message via Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Asmodev
400 of You
Hey, thanks for following. There are 400 sick people in the party now. We've made a poster for you in the French New Wave style.
Nostramadus is the character in Priest Simulator, Human Farm, Mercyful Flames, and Your Principal. This gentleman is our little tribute to the French culture that we soak up with from time to time. He had Serge Gainsbourg's face for a while, but we think we'd be breaking the law. A poison frog trapped in a glass ball does not threaten anyone.
More!
Booze Master Demo. HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Priest supporters - here comes more of it.
Human Farm and Your Principal followers - here is the quality you can expect!
Okay, we can't just make promises. Every once in a while, even a fake studio like us has to release some abandonware. This wretched evening has come. We present you another game from the Demontada Universe. Same characters, same cringe, same fps, and same great opportunity to share our adventures with you.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1057600/Booze_Master/
This time we invite you to Gilo Vice, where Jerry has to prove his value as a liquor producer. The Booze Master Demo is a few dozen minutes of gameplay, in which we give you a taste of our fictionalized FPP tycoon. Please note that practically every aspect of the game will be regularly fixed by us. We realize that we need to improve animations, optimization, UI and fuck knows what else as soon as possible, but we ask you for feedback anyway. Pleeease!
By the way, we would like to thank Take IT Studio! for cooperation. If you wanted to play a decent production for a change, and not some niche shit, the Electrician Simulator Demo has appeared at the festival.
Love you! ːpraisesunː ːmrb_ivanː
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1080020/Electrician_Simulator/
We Speak No Americano
We have two announcements that we decided to combine into one. We have prepared two experiences for you, but we need your help.
As you enthusiastically reacted to the voice over in Heavy Duty, we have prepared a similar one in Booze Master. The demo is ready and we're going to release it prolly this month.
What's the problem? Well, the original dubbing is Polish. We are Poles, our games are steeped in Polish atmosphere and we recommend playing in our native language. Of course, English subtitles are available. We get it, however, that understandable voice over + subtitles turned off are a different dimension of experience and Poles aren't the only people who deserve it.
So far, we have tried to meet this need on our own. As some of you know, we already had almost the entire English voice over at the launch of Heavy Duty, which you could turn on with a bug. We thought then that the disproportion between the voice overs (Polish vs English) was too big. In the last month, we finished the missing lines and decided to risk exposing ourselves to your disgust and officially release our verbal acrobatics.
English voice over in Heavy Duty is recorded by Poles. The same Poles, mainly Asmodev developers, who provided voices in the original version. The game may sound funny, but we are ready for your criticism. We hereby provide English dubbing. If you find it edible, you will hear similar quality voice over in the Booze Master demo. As you can guess, recording yourself is much cheaper and more comfortable than hiring actors.
We look forward to your feedback ːlunar2019piginablanketː.
Vulgator Available Now
Priest Simulator metal part of the soundtrack available now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpMg2AnKMo4
Playtest Invitation
Whasupp :].
We'd like to invite you. There are playtests coming next year, so you'll be able to taste a part of Priest Simulator before its release. For free, unfortunately. All you have to do is to press the green "Request access" button on the main page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator/?curator_clanid=35280558
This is how the button looks like:
patch 3
No elo.
Some improvements for you (in the demo version):
1. Telekinesis vs physics working better now.
2. No door blocking.
3. Weapon menu reworked.
4. New buildings.
5. Barn upgrade.
6. Thou shalt not steal.
7. Christianism instead of grace (simpler system).
8. NPC react to mopping.
9. Additional icons.
10. New save system.
11. Hitting/collision fixes.
salute
Developer Page
Hello beloved players ːpraisesunː.
We've got this developer page here:
https://store.steampowered.com/developer/Asmodev
Please, follow us.
As a thank-you gift we will prepare a decent patch for Heavy Duty.
And give you this trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SbimG_Ll18
And this contest:
https://steamcommunity.com/games/1276510/announcements/detail/3087774047944081207
Heavy Duty
Yello.
We'd like to inform you, that there is this game we made, and it's called Heavy Duty. You can download it for free here:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1675670/Priest_Simulator_Heavy_Duty/
It's a short episode from the life of Father Orlok. Heavy Duty is not a demo! These are two different stories. We recommend playing both to get a taste of the full version. Heavy Duty won't be a part of a Priest Simulator. It's a standalone game.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1405690
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