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Genre: Adventure, Indie

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale for Terrible Parents to Read to Their Equally Terrible Children

New Quiver Dick Game Coming Soon!

I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fairy_Fails/

Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think!

- Crankage Games

12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale Ending!

12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends!
Less than $10 gets you:
Metal as Phuk
The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children
Damned Daniel
Deported: Drain the Swamp
Deported 2: Build That Wall


https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/

https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392

Crankage Games Bundle on Sale!

Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you!

Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/

And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegames

Where fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you!

Thank you so much, and keep being amazing!

- Crankage Games / Michael
https://twitter.com/CrankageGames

Deported: Drain the Swamp now on Google Play!

Hello everyone!

Crankage Games is pleased to announce that we've released Deported: Drain the Swamp on Google Play!
We plan to release Deported 2: Build That Wall very shortly, and then we'll be porting over our other games as well!

Thank you all SO very much for the continued support! You've all been incredibly amazing and we appreciate each and every one of you!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=games.crankage.deported&hl=en

- Crankage Games

Happy Holidays! We now have a Patreon!

Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all!

We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one!

If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back!


  • Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure.


  • Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it.


  • Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want!


But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, channel links, or anything else you'd like people to see!

Like I said, you want to support us? Well we want to show you that we appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us!

You can find our Twitter links and Patreon below!

Happy Holidays everyone!

- Crankage Games


https://www.patreon.com/CrankageGames

https://twitter.com/CrankageGames

Crankage Games Bundle On Sale Nearly 50% Off!

Deported 2: Build That Wall is live!

Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released!



https://store.steampowered.com/app/968290/Deported_2_Build_That_Wall/

If you haven't tried Deported: Drain the Swamp yet, you can find it here:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/

This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. We are currently working on more projects similar to our previous titles! We're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick!

Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot and none of it would be possible without you!

- Crankage Games

Damned Daniel is Officially Live!

Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, has JUST released her very first game, Damned Daniel!

It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/

Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)

I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!

She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!

Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!

- Crankage Games

New Game Damned Daniel Releases Tomorrow November 30th At 8 AM PST!

Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, is releasing her very first game, Damned Daniel, tomorrow morning at 8 AM PST!

It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/

https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/

Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)

I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!

She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!

Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!

- Crankage Games

Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/

Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released!



This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. More of these episodes will be coming in the next couple of weeks, and then we're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick!

Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot.

- Crankage Games