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Shakespeare's Birthday Sale 2025!
Happy May 12th, everybody! Yes, it is another sale. Yes, it is not April, when Shakespeare's birthday actually is. That was going to be the first of two things, but I started writing before I made the list, so here we are.
The second thing is that you may notice our sale strategy is a bit different this time around. We're trying out new numbers, testing out new DLC pricing to see if it moves that needle at all.
Ten year ago, Army of Tentacles 1 was greenlit. A year after that, we had sold over 400 copies on Steam. Eight years ago, we decided to make every Shakespeare play into a game. We're two games away from that goal.
So, come one, come all, and peruse our fine (90%) anthropomorphic wares. It's what the Bard would have wanted. No, seriously, Shakespeare probably would be writing a furry webcomic.
It's ALSO the Critter Collector Fest right now on Steam, and so that means.... well, it really just means another game on sale. But WHAT A GAME IT IS.
A full-blown feline battle academy set in a San Francisco ravaged by tech lords (ok, so....), all legally distinct from the most popular creature collector out there!
Next year is our 10 Years of Not Going Out of Business Sale. Life is nuts.
THE MAY SALE!!!!! (2025 EDITION, Late of course)
Go get your goodies. It's like an Easter Egg hunt. Where you already know where everything is.
Super Scary Halloween Spooky Times: Spit's Quest is OUT!
The first(?) in what should/wants to be a rebooted line of Halloween Retail Saga games is here! It's..... thematically different, but still within the MacBeth storyline. We hope you like it. We spent a lot of time getting the hunting mechanics just right, and the costume mechanics are really what we had dreamt up for the first game, but were unsure of how to actually do it within the limited scope of a VN engine.
Anyhow. I just got back from a dentist excursion, so my head is nowhere near where it needs to be if I'm trying to write a proper launch speech.
Enjoy the early Halloween stuff.
Super Scary Halloween Spooky Times III out on April 15th!
I wanted it to be April 1st, but real life stuff got in the way. This is a wildly oddly political game. I started writing it straight off the election of last year, when I was wondering why I was working a seasonal part-time job rather than volunteering at a food bank or a call center.
Final Week of the SPRING SALE 2025!
Don't miss these discounts! They won't be around until the next sale! Only a few more days!
THE STEAM SPRING SALE 2025
The Steam Spring Sale is here once again to terrorize your wallet.
2025 Update [March]
Geeks 2: Staying 99 cents, but we will be adding *some sort of* substantial content update to justify the price. As well as a content DLC.
Scarecrows of Illyria: The new script and BG patch will probably be hitting before December.
Halloween Retail 4: Still on track for maybe before late July.
Game #2 2025: May slip to 2026. We'll see.
Tentacle Prawn DLC: Possibly December.
Steam Visual Novel Sale 2025!
And a few tagalong games as well! You, see, this is what we call 'capitalism'.
NINE YEARS OF NOT GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!
Nine years and two Shakespeare plays away from adapting every single one of the Bard's works into a video game.
GEEKS 2: Prince Change Incoming.
There's a price change incoming to Geeks 2. Right now, it's at 99 cents. We're trying to make it free. The reason being because we got all of the AI art out of the game, therefore we don't see the point in selling a game using entirely reused assets.
AI has no use in art, and the fact that we let it slip by was naive, stupid, incredibly brazen, and entirely unprofessional.
We're going to be publishing some new donation DLC (most likely next month), which most likely will include some new scenes using new assets.
