- Added a Save/Load system
- Added arrow & Numpad support for Hack minigame
- Added an expanded tutorial 2.0
- Nerfed Flippy minigame (size of collider)
- Added High Score Hack minigame
- Added High Score Whack minigame
- Added High Score Flip minimgame
- Added High Score Months survived
- Added High Score Games released
- Added approx 100 more cards
- Fixed load screen error
- Fixed Deal with the Devil sprite error
- Changed install path to correct name
- Assorted minor bug fixes
- Assorted grammar fixes
In progress:
- Achieves are temporarily broken
- Some Card resource values are way off
- Resolution Full Screen selection
- Resolution default selection broken
- Minigame "juice" - (this means gameplay look/feel stuff)
- Death Floor/Ceiling for Flippy minigame
Post Launch features: (in development, but won't be done before launch)
- Greenlight Man
- Direct Bot
- Invaders Minigame
Beta Testers, you may need to uninstall and reinstall due to the correction of folder naming/executable. And if you have any feedback for us (tonight) you can use the in game feedback form, or just DM us on Twitter @MutantStudios
Steamulator releases this Wed (1/30/19)
We're excited to release Steamulator this Wed 1/30/19
Are you tired of your favorite Game Storefront letting you down?
Think you can do a better job?
Have we got the game for you!
The legends* that brought you I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gambling present: Steamulator 2019 - Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge.
Curate!
Using an accept or deny mechanic, decide what games to allow into your store. Tired of seeing sequel after sequel? Turn them down! It’s all up to you.
Make Hard Choices!
Should your store support Linux users? What about an automatic curation system? Should your company even bother making their own games anymore? All these tough decisions and more await you.
Evolve!
No industry can stay the same forever. Add and remove storefront features as you are presented with fun and interesting choices.
This game does not qualify you in any way to run a business or a gaming platform. Do not use this in your resume when applying for game curation jobs. We will not be a reference for you.
*According to our friends in Canada who totally exist and are not made up at all
Beta Feedback
Thanks so much to our initial round of Beta Testers!
We spent the first few days last week gathering up your feedback and making as many quality of life improvements as possible.
I should also mention that you guys were given a limited amount of in game cards. The full game will release with about 3x as many as you encountered in your testing rounds. And yes, we know there were quite a few bugs and more than a few hidden features.
I'm hoping to crank out another Beta Version after crunching through the weekend which will include a ton of patches. I'll post an update here when its ready. We would love it if you could give it another round of testing once it goes live, and we would very much appreciate another round of feedback.
Thanks again, to the best Beta Testers ever!
Jeff and the MES team
Hi Beta Testers
Items currently being worked on:
Adding a short tutorial
Mini Game Art (Hacking)
Mini Game win states
More game cards
Spelling/grammar fixes
Jeff
MES Complete Bundle
Announcing the Mutant Entertainment Studios Complete Bundle!
Thanks for playing! Follow us on Twitter @mutantstudios for updates, upcoming projects, and more!
ICBING - Belgian Waffle Update
In order to comply with recent rulings by the Belgium Gaming Commission we made a few minor changes to the game.
We hope you enjoy!
Welcome
The legends that brought you I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling present... STEAMULATOR 2018. Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge!
*Note: This game is purely for parody. You will not actually be releasing any games or making any real money. Side effects of 'Steamulator 2018' may include: nausea, upset stomach, crossed eyes, long sighs as you realize how much more you could be doing with your life, deep regret purchasing this parody game and all your life choices up to this point. I mean really... like, remember that time in high school when that thing happened to you... man, how would things have turned out if you had handled that differently... oh well, you'll never know now, but at least you can rail against the injustice of it all by complaining loudly about this "game" on the internet. Hey maybe you can even get these stupid devs fired, that would really show 'em...
If you experience any of these things for more than 4 hours, consider calling your doctor immediately, or play any real game...*
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