Super Army of Tentacles 3: The Search for Army of Tentacles 2: Black GOAT of the Woods Edition
patch, 4.24.2023
KITTENS/SF: MONSTERS is OUT!
Get it while it is hot.
Kittens/SF: Maybe Delay
I finally got COVID-19.
The silver lining here is that most of the teams for the next few games already work remote, and Kittens in SF is basically 98% finished. Which sounds relatively easy, but I have never felt this lethargic and aimless with any other cold or flu that I've had the chance of catching. There are maybe fifteen minute windows where I feel good enough to work on the game, but then those pass and I can't even think straight. Even with those fifteen minute windows, my body is constantly fluctuating between extreme hot and extreme cold.
I can't talk, I can't smell, and while I still retain my sense of taste, it's dull in most areas but extremely punctuated in others. It's super weird.
But wait, it's not all doom and gloom!
While the game may be delayed, it won't be delayed that long, as I'll be out of isolation next week and plugging away to get you, the general public, your yum-yums.
At the very least, I'll probably take this time to finish up work on some future store pages so we can announce some new products in the interim. Who knows.
If you can, please get vaccinated. I have a mild case, but knowing it is a mild case, I would not want anyone to experience a full-on case of COVID. Because I can't even begin to imagine what that feels like. I also am still deep in recovery from a prior surgery, so these two factors combined are..... not great.
The Halloween Retail Season sale is still on if you feel so inclined.
Halloween Retail Season Sale!
PLANTKILLERZ launch!
I rather do like this whole "adapting games of old plays" gig.
Here it is. I'm going back to sleep.
Furries & Scalies & Scarecrows OH MY! early launch!
Was going to wait until the sale is over, but then again, February is absolutely packed with releases. Thought it best to release now.
Steam Lunar New Year Sale 2022!
Game Announcement: Planetkillerz!
Much like Joe Papp (okay, EXACTLY like The Ghost of Joe Papp), this also was a play written in college. I decided to adapt it as a game because it felt like material that I wanted to revisit given I had just received some really horrible news. It helped me process the stuff that I was feeling inside, and the game itself goes over topics like death, religion, and mass planetary extinction events.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1811920/Planetkillerz_death_of_a_world_in_five_acts
Scam Alert!
It is a scam.
I mean, we wouldn't be in a CS tourney anyway, but not everyone would know that.
This also goes for, I guess, anyone in general. If you get a random, out-of-the-blue message about CS GO, don't fall for it.
DINO SIM 2021, the final game of 2021, is OUT for CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAYZ!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1806200/Scientifically_Accurate_Dinosaur_Mating_Simulator_2021
Happy holidays, everyone!
Merry Christmas to those that celebrate!
We'll be rolling out store pages for the 2022 crop soon, but here's a preview of our intended releases:
1. Another adaptation of a play I wrote in college, much in the same vein as Ghost of Joe Papp. Expect it Early February/Late January.
2. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1800080/Furries__Scalies__Scarecrows_OH_MY
Launching right before our 6th year of being in business/not going out of business.
3. A Furry Shakespeare RPG with a fun new combat mechanic. Late May.
4.
Six years and the third game later, behold the second game in the Army of Tentacles trilogy. Taking place parallel to the events of the first two games, you are thrust into the role of the B Team - the misfits responsible for ending the world if Perry and their crew failed to do so.
October.
5. A Furry Shakespeare Election Sim just in time for the November USA elections.
So, two RPGs and a few dating sims.