The Chronicles of Quiver Dick
Damned Daniel is Officially Live!
It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)
I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!
She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!
Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!
- Crankage Games
New Game Damned Daniel releasing Tomorrow, November 30th 8 AM PST!
It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/
Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)
I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!
She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!
Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!
- Crankage Games
Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released!
Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released!
This isn't your typical game from Crankage Games, as we wanted to do a fun, different little side project and make mini episodes in a miniseries. More of these episodes will be coming in the next couple of weeks, and then we're excited to announce our next few games with characters you've grown to love from our previous titles, as well as new characters to add to the ever-growing world of Metal as Phuk and Quiver Dick!
Thank you so much for your continued support along the way! It really means a lot.
- Crankage Games
12 Hours Until Official Launch!
October 26th, 10:00 AM PST.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/
- Crankage Games
Quiver Dick is back with a new tale! October 26th, 2018!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/
Let's have some fun!
- Crankage Games
The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck + Metal as Phu.k Bundle on Sale!
Care for a good laugh? Check out these games for a discounted price for the next week! Crankage Games hopes that you enjoy yourself while playing and we'd love to hear your feedback!
Thank you so much for the support and have an amazing day!
Big Update! The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck!
So, as far as this update goes, I won't say a lot about it because let's face it... Patch notes can be rather boring, especially when it comes to the technical inner-workings of the system.
However, what I will say is this:
- New NPC's have been added.
- New Gear has been added.
- Returning Cameo's from Metal as Phu.k have been added.
- Bosses have been modified. (Internally and slightly)
- Certain events in the game have been modified to provide the average player with up to 20% more content overall.
(Some of it is blatant and some of it is hidden, waiting to be found!)
- + Some other stuff that I'm totally forgetting... but it's there!
We hope you enjoy your time playing the game and we're ALWAYS looking to improve wherever possible! We'd love to hear your feedback and we always read reviews and comments! Thank you so much and I hope you have a wonderful day!
- Crankage Games
Small Update! New Additions!
With that being said, we did see a few things that we feel may add a bit more balance to the overall feel of the game so we're putting in another minor update:
- Bonus Content Added! New NPC's Based on Supporters of Metal as
Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck Added to the game!
- Grimmsby Boss Fight Damage Slightly Increased, Health Decreased
- Doomwalker Boss Health Slightly Decreased
- Dominatrix JoJo Boss Health Slightly Decreased
- Krendler Boss Fight Damage Slightly Increased
- Cock-Ness Monster Boss Fight Damage Slightly Increased
- Minor Dialogue Fixes Implemented
- New Events Added for Bonus Items and Experience
- Gandank Greysmoke Boss Fight Damage Slightly Increased
- Some Minor Additions have been made to add more polish to events!
Most of these changes are quality of life changes, but some of them, such as the new additions to NPC's being added into the game is our way of showing our support for YOU, the players! Thank you SO very much for everything you do! We're currently adding to this project as well as working on multiple new projects, so keep an eye out!
Thank you all very much for playing The Chronicles of Quiver Dick and we hope you enjoy your time spent! As always, we'd love to hear your feedback in the reviews below and we wish you all a fantastic day!
- Crankage Games
If you enjoyed the game!
Thank you very much for taking the time to play The Chronicles of Quiver Di.ck! The NPC's in the game are made up entirely based on Fans and Supporters of Crankage Games. If you've shown support in the past by posting, streaming, etc, then your name is probably a character in this game. If it isn't, don't worry, there are more episodes of The Chronicles of Quiver ♥♥♥♥ to come and I'll be sure to add in more and more supporters as Crankage Games grows!
If you enjoyed the game, I would absolutely love to hear your comments in this link here: https://store.steampowered.com/recommended/recommendgame/846880
If you'd be so kind as to take a moment to say a couple of words, it would really mean a lot and I'll always read every comment! There's more than just a high chance that you'll end up in a future game as a character as well, if you're interested in that sort of thing.
There's more where this game came from as well! If you haven't checked out Metal as Phu.k, you can find it at a discounted price in this bundle here:
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_♥♥♥♥_Chronicles_of_Quiver_♥♥♥♥_Collection_Bundle/
Crankage Games isn't stopping here though. We've got a new game that should be coming out soon that's still in development, but it's far along and we'll be releasing a trailer and Coming Soon page in the near future. We have 3+ more games planned for this year, and will do our best to get them out to fans of Crankage Games in a timely manner.
Again, thank you very much for supporting us along the way, it really means a lot, and we appreciate every single person that takes the time to write their thoughts and give their feedback on the games we make. None of this would be possible if it wasn't for you, and we want you to know that and show you our appreciation. Let us know you exist, so we can add you into our future and current projects! :D
- Crankage Games
Update - Small Patch!
With that being said, we did see a few things that we feel may add a bit more balance to the overall feel of the game so we're putting in a minor update:
- Potion Healing Increased from 250 to 350. (Potion Buy Price increased slightly to compensate.)
- Magic Water MP Gain increased from 75 to 100. (Magic Water Buy Price increased slightly to compensate.)
- Rejuvenation Elixir Buy Price slightly decreased.
- Tasty Apple Buy Price slightly decreased.
- Charred Fish Sell Price Increased from 100 to 200.
- Solid Gold Fishing Rod Sell Price increased from 250 to 500.
- Pure Golden Fish Sell Price increased from 500 to 1000.
- Slight Text Overlap on one NPC has been fixed.
- Dominatrix JoJo Boss fight has been slightly buffed.
- The Bandits Boss fight has been slightly buffed.
- Gandank Greysmoke Boss fight has been slightly buffed.
- Richard Longshlong's Missile Barrage has been significantly buffed.
- Starting gold has been increased from 50 to 100.
Most of these changes are quality of life changes, but some of them, such as the boss fights being buffed, are a direct result of undertuned abilities not working as intended. Overall, you shouldn't notice TOO much of a difference in difficulty but battles listed above should flow more smoothly now.
This is a very minor patch that didn't NEED to be put in, but we felt that if there's anything we can improve in the time we're given, then we should aim to improve whenever possible.
Thank you all very much for playing The Chronicles of Quiver Dick and we hope you enjoy your time spent! As always, we'd love to hear your feedback in the reviews below and we wish you all a fantastic day!
- Crankage Games