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Genre: Adventure, Indie

The Dark Room

UPDATE: Version 0.9.0 is up!

Hello, Darrens!

Version 0.9.0 has been uploaded!

Bugfixes include:

1. Improved subtitles

2. Bethlehem is now escapable

3. Options screen now properly sets window mode and resolution

4. General error smashing.

Leaderboard!

Hello, Darrens!

As of 4:40pm 24/10/18 (BST) three of you have managed to find the Good Exit to Level One.

They are, in order:

1. Lustriga of the Darrenzord
2. That Retro Video Gamer Darren
3. Darren of the Mills



21/10 - Update 0.8.0 + Bug Fixes

Hey, Darrens!

New update! Version 0.8.0 includes the following features and bug fixes:

1. Music is now in the game!

2. If you "reached level 2" and glitched yesterday, that was an old exit from a previous build - try again! Your exits are now... in another castle.

3. THERE IS ONE TRUE PATH TO ESCAPE LEVEL ONE, AND SO FAR NOBODY HAS FOUND IT YET. A SACRIFICE WILL BE NECESSARY.

4. Hard Mode / Adjust Brightness has now been made genuinely hard.

As always, please report bugs here: https://steamcommunity.com/app/918530/discussions/0/1735465524701614928/

If you want to, please leave us a nice review on Steam.

And if you want to send theories, maps or questions hit up @Robbotron on Twitter.

New Update Available

Hey, Darrens!

Oh, what a great day!

Make sure you download the latest version of the game, we've rolled out a bunch of new updates including:






There should be some storyline implications, along with more deaths and less fatal errors. Heh.

Thanks for reporting your glitches over at: https://steamcommunity.com/app/918530/discussions/0/1735465524701614928/

THE GAME IS OUT!

Ah, I'm so happy! The game is finally out!

Welcome to Level One of The Dark Room!

It wasn't always our plan to release the game in parts, but I think the team at Stirfire and I have put together a damn good adventure that you'll really enjoy/ become insane with rage at - especially when you realise how many changes we can slide into the updates when the game is literally folks being trapped in a dark room.

There's 60 minutes of specially-created mo-cap footage in this level alone, and a host of puzzles and traps. Good luck. I'm going to see how you all do getting out of level one before I offer a reward. :-)

So, my point is - we're here, it's going to be great - and The Dark Room will expand as we go! If you're thinking of buying it, get in now - it's 10% off, and your money helps fund the rest of the development costs, so we can bring you levels 2, 3 and Darkest as fast as we can.

I LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING YOU ON THIS JOURNEY.

THE DARK ROOM IS EVOLVING. AND IT WILL TAKE YOU WITH IT, DARREN.

9 Hours to Go! DAGames Plays The Dark Room!

YouTube superstar and lovely haircut man DAGames made a 25 minute Let's Play of an earlier build of The Dark Room: Level One!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPEMMq0BhDk&feature=youtu.be

2 days out - another review!

The fine and good and noble Darrens over at Blazing Minds loved the game! HOT-DIGGETY-DAMN!

https://blazingminds.co.uk/dark-room-september-pc/

3 days out... 1st review is in!

... and it's 9/10 from Game Ladder Network!

"bring some painkillers, because your sides will split from laughter"

https://www.gameladdernetwork.com/review/the-dark-room.html

The Dark Room In UK Comedy Press

Howdy folks! We're 4 days out from release!

So, have some news stories!

After six years of touring The Dark Room live show across the UK, Australia, South-East Asia and every place on the planet that isn't America (I like America, just haven't been over yet), the UK comedy press celebrates the release of The Dark Room game with:

"John Robertson's Cult Show Dark Room Becomes Proper Video Game".

https://www.beyondthejoke.co.uk/content/6220/news-john-robertsons-cult-show-dark-room-becomes-proper-video-game