Bugfixes

• We fixed the player involuntarily sliding off of a checkpoint in level 8
  
• Tractors and buses now have better GPS
  
• Cops shall no longer be struck imperfectly by horseshoe damage
  
• The rooster's force field now more accurately absorbs bombs
  
• Level 8 damage to player has been untangled
  
• We corrected anomalous visual behavior when dying to spikes
  
• Owls now die as they should
  
• We tidied up building shadows
  
• Ropes will clip no more
  
• Animation freezing in the final level has been fixed
  
• Pizzas shall no longer be collectively killed by the horseshoe
  
• The crushed animation now properly displays
  
• Cutscene alignment has been enhanced
  
• Cars will no longer clip at the edge of a cliff
  
• Spikes now hurt as they should
  
• We fixed not being able to throw the horseshoe diagonally with the d-pad
  
• Glitch tossing horseshoes while hanging from a ledge has been banished
  
• We improved animations with the Construction Worker boss
  
• The horseshoe should now stop properly at all walls
  
• Subtitles have been rightly nudged
  
• The rooster repair cutscene now glows like the stars
  
• Exorcised a bug from the Rooster Cockadoodledoo achievement
  

What is this animal? And he began to neigh!

Clop, clop!

• A secret cheat code is waiting to be found!
  
• The final boss now looks more beautiful than ever
  
• We simplified the process for configuring a controller

Bugfixes

• Game lag glitch has been bucked
  
• Languages now save and load as intended
  
• We adjusted the horseshoe weapon hitting pizzas too early
  
• Accessing the menu during a cutscene now works as it should
  
• We corrected some menu alignment and menu transition imperfections
  
• Defeat sequences for bosses 6 and 7 have been tidied
  
• We neatened up alignment for certain horseshoe recall animations
  
• Minor tractor display issues have been rectified

What is this animal? And he began to neigh!

THE FINAL HORSE

• You can now play with a horse head and a human body
  
• All levels have been visually enhanced with friendly animals and farming equipment
  
• All cutscenes have been mind-bendingly remixed with new recorded dialogue, sound effects, and trippy visual madness
  
• New horse-themed sound effects and animations adorn the game like confetti
  
• We have prepared a complex new psychedelic weapon
  
• A new delightfully evil multi-stage boss has been unleashed
  
• New optional miniboss battles have been tucked away in hidden locations
  
• Two new difficulty settings have been added
  
• Easy mode is an easier experience of the hard boss content from The Final Specimen with all of the new material also included
  
• Hard mode is the toughest challenge yet with brand new sinister twists added to all 8 bosses
  
• There are now multiple possible game endings
  
• We have cursed you with several chilling cinematic gameplay moments
  
• You can now experience true shock and horror when you lose a continue
  
• There is a slamming new equine title screen
  
• We have included a handful of new achievements

Sweet, delicious grass

• Subtitles and interface support has been added for Italian, Arabic, Czech, Dutch, Greek, Hungarian, Japanese, Norwegian, Polish, Romanian, Swedish, Thai, Turkish, and Ukrainian
  
• There is new mysterious treasure hiding somewhere always close

What's next?

• We plan on adding in a cool cheat code and patching any bugs!
  
• There will be a second cheat code added eventually that will allow for all sorts of ridiculous fun
  

Hay Is for Horse People!

Alright!

• Subtitles were added for English
  
• Subtitles and interface were added for French, German, Korean, Portuguese, Russian, simplified Chinese, Spanish, and traditional Chinese
  
• The soundtrack has been made available as free DLC
  
  

Bugfixes

• Level 4's crusher will no longer push you into the ground if you stand at the edge of it
  
• We fixed a bug where floating bomb pickup items fell to the ground
  
• Swings in levels 3 and 7 will now always move at a consistent speed
  
• A level 7 boss bug that would prevent the boss fight from ending has been removed
  
• Falling into a slime pit and getting hit by an anvil at the same time no longer freezes the controls
  
• An issue with the level 4 boss's charge has been resolved
  

What's next?

• We will soon release a new playable character with some special surreal content as an enhancement to the whole game for free
  

Alright!

• All bosses on hard mode have had their difficulty upgraded with new content
  
• Continues have been increased on hard mode from 3 to 5
  
• Several bosses now more gracefully jump and land
  
• Obstacle hitboxes on the final boss have been made more accurate
  

Bugfixes

• We fixed some enemies not counting towards punch and bomb counter achievements
  
• Dropped bombs now correctly land without getting stuck
  
• The rope at the beginning of level 6 will no longer cause problems with player movement
  
• The boss music on level 4 will now cleanly loop
  
• Bombs can no longer be thrown during cutscenes
  

What's next?

• Subtitles for multiple languages will be added over time
  
• Neigh, neigh, neigh
  

Alright!

• The boss fight of level 6 now has added depth and difficulty
  
• Thomas will no longer be able to easily hide from the boss's attacks because the safe zone on the rope has been removed
  
• The boss will wind up before each hit to indicate where he will strike
  
• When the boss is vulnerable to damage, his eyes will blink twice to allow time to react
  

Audio

• Volume levels have been tweaked across the entire game to create a more pleasant listening experience
  
• Analog distortion has been eliminated by accounting for true peak clipping
  
• Cutscenes are easier to hear
  
• Loud sound effects now know their place
  

What's next?

• At the end of June, hard mode will see all boss fights updated with brand new mechanics
  
• Neigh
  

Alright!

• Checkpoints now autosave progress
  
• Menus allow for easier navigation
  
• Level 3 has clearer mechanics
  
• "Press enter to skip" has been removed from cutscenes
  
• Any assigned key or button now skips a cutscene
  
• The title screen no longer shows a version number
  
  

Bugfixes

• We eliminated periodic screen tearing
  
• Customized Keys now apply only to gameplay, not menu screens
  
• Dropped bombs no longer get stuck in a chimney