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Genre: Racing, Strategy, Indie

The Floor Is Still Really Cheap Lava

The Superstore Update

General



  • New Characters



    • The Food Crew is available in the shoppe now!
    • Includes 4 new characters and 2 hats!



Lasertag



  • New Maps



    • No Foods Superstore



    • Brad's Top Secret Tropical Paradise




  • New Vehicles



    • Motorized Shopping Cart




  • New Gamemodes



    • Circle of Lava



      • A battle royale style zone closes in and moves across the map forcing the battle into tighter and tighter quarters!


  • New Weapons



    • Apple Cannon



      • Shoots apples.


    • Pea Shooter



      • Shoots peas.


    • Lighting Carrot Sniper



      • Shoots carrots that were rubbed really fast to make static electricity!


    • The Invisible Cloak of Invisibility



      • Equip this to become invisible!


    • Baguette



      • Fresh from the oven, and hard as a brick. This baguette packs a punch!



  • Weapon Changes



    • Colors are hard, and sometimes putting the blue and red wires in the blue and red wire slots is a challenge. Everyone makes mistakes. Unfortunately for you, because mass producing drones is so hard, drones now have a 1/20 chance of turning on the owner. Just remember: colors are hard. It's not out fault.
    • The Jolly Rodger, Cricket Pistol, and Musket now have better accuracy.
    • The Trooper of the Storm rifle was too accurate, so it's accuracy has been slightly decreased.
    • The Boogeyman shotgun now has increased range and fire rate.

  • Bug Fixes



    • Fixed Hella Cool rarity Lever Action Sniper's damage from 900 to 90.
    • Fixed levitating building in Jurassic Jungle map.
    • The raptor paddock in Jurassic Jungle is now properly electrified.
    • Fixed issue where grappling with a grapple shotgun or getting electrocuted while on a vehicle would make you levitate.

  • General Improvements



    • You can now switch between first person and third person camera perspectives in the settings menu.
    • Scope sight now lines up with the actual scope of the weapon. This fixes having projectiles being shot out from the left side of the screen.
    • Slightly improved muzzle flash look.
    • Aiming now shifts the camera to the right so the weapon doesn't block your crosshair.
    • Aiming FOV shift matches physical camera movement speed to make aiming less jerky,
    • If you try to fire while the barrel of your weapon is clipping, you will be notified with a message.
    • If you die to a player that is already dead, it will show that kill as coming from the dead instead of 10,000+ meters.
    • You can now invert your X and Y camera movement in the settings menu.


The Dinosaur Update

General



    New Characters

    • Clever Girl

      • Comes with the Clever Girl Shotgun (Extended) (shown below).



  • Volume sliders now control linearly instead of logarithmically. This will allow for more precise volume adjustments instead of it being either too loud or too quiet.

    • Because of this change, all volume adjustments have been reset to 90%.


Lasertag



    New Maps

    • Jurassic Jungle


  • New Vehicles



    • Dinosaur!

    • Jetpack


  • New Weapons



    • Grapple Shotgun

      • New rare shotgun that allows you to fly towards your target before dealing massive damage!


    • Taser

      • A pistol that does electrifies other players!


    • Lever Action Sniper

      • A fast firing, accurate sniper.


    • The Happy Ending

      • Essentially just a big water gun...


    • The Big Propane Tank

      • Same as a normal propane tank, but is 5x larger and has a much bigger boom!
      • Unlocks once you reach level 170.


    • Clever Girl Shotgun (Extended)

      • The clever girl shotgun is more accurate and can shoot further when the stock is extended!
      • Available with the Clever Girl outfit (shown above).



  • Bug Fixes



    • Fixed issue on projectiles that stuck to objects (arrows, darts, etc.) from continuing to play their fly audio upon getting stuck.
    • Fixed issues that arose when a player entered a match while a round was active.
    • Damage markers no longer show decimals.
    • Fixed the floating magnet that happens when the delivery balloons set the box on the ground.

  • General Improvements



    • Ghost camera fov set from 60 to 90.
    • Ghosts now have a crosshair and UI.
    • All non scoped and sighted weapons have a larger aimed in fov from 40 to 50.
    • Added a timer to show how long until the next round starts.
    • Removed compass and made health and juice values larger.

Patch Notes 1.8

Storymode



  • The Syrup bottle now grants 7x the meters you run in addition to the 7x meters you were awarded previously from collecting other collectibles with this power up. Your speed is also reduced by 10% to make it slightly easier. (Also, it's syrup, so logically, you can't run as fast.)

Lasertag



  • All damage and health in Lasertag has been multiplied by 10. There are now no more decimals.
  • The following weapons have increased damage:

    • Flame Thrower
    • Flare Gun
    • Firework Launcher
    • The Boogeyman
    • Bear Beater
    • Oversized Mouse Trap

  • Increased the fire rate on The Boogeyman shotgun.
  • Drone battery life decreased from 60 to 45 seconds.
  • Brick throw speed reduced by 50%.
  • Rounds now default to 3 instead of 1.

  • Selecting a random item now has a 1/1,000 chance that the random item will be the rare Super Duper Rapid Fire Rocket Launcher which will be unlocked if you are lucky enough to have this item show up in your inventory.

  • New setting Fire Cancels Reload which you can customize to have firing cancel reloading on all weapons, no weapons, or everything but shotguns that reload one shell at a time. This will default to cancel reloading on all weapons.

  • New Custom Options



    • Max Magazine Size
    • Speed Multiplier
    • Reload Multiplier
    • Spread Multiplier
    • Recoil Multiplier
    • Kickback Multiplier