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Genre: Music, Role-playing (RPG), Indie

The Metronomicon: Slay the Dance Floor

A Live Action Trailer! One Month 'Til Release!

Monsters from Koras are invading the real world..!

Slay The Dance Floor Has a Date!!


August 30th! So soon!
I am pants-poopingly excited to dance this monster dance.

We've been trucking away, and we're awfully close to ready. In fact... The number of things in this expansion (because I'm never content to rest) has only grown!

  • Full local multiplayer, across All play modes
  • A new unlockable, playable character, with totally new ability types
  • New unlockable passive abilities, usable in all modes
  • Reworked and new challenges
  • A brand new (still secret) play mode
  • New languages, balance, tweaks, secrets

A giant, meaty, totally free expansion!

A Portal To Koras Has Opened!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsLKeoxM2jg
If there's ever been anything, in any universe, as cool as this trailer... I don't know what it is. Put it on loop and bask in it. I've been doing it all week.

And tell us what you think!

:hug: :heartsong: :stonehead:
-Danny

Slay The Dance Floor In 2017!

A sneak peak into the fuuuuutuuuuure...

Big Ol' Expansion In The Works!


We see you there, people on the forums...
We see wachu been askin' for. :epicTreasure:

For the last few months, we've been working on a major game expansion we call "Slay The Dance Floor"!
It brings so many features, a bunch of which we aren't even announcing yet.

  • Full local multiplayer, across All play modes
  • A new unlockable, playable character
  • Reworked and new challenges
  • New ability types
  • A brand new (really meaty, still secret) play mode

And yes. As with the UGC expansion, this giant-sized patch will be 100% free.

You'll see more about this in the coming months, but... hey!
Announcement hyyyyype!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMVVhtwSchQ
Plus! We'll Slay The Dance Floor will be coming to consoles in 2017!

PAX East Approacheth!


Want to get your hands on multiplayer right stat now?
We'll be marching out to Boston, home of PAX East, with the first playable multiplayer build in just two weeks.
Come hang out, chat a bit, and compete against your friends for some super fun prizes!

:hug: :heartsong:
-Danny

New Languages! Winter Conventions! Nominations!

New stuff now, and some on the horizon...

New Languages Playable Now!


By player demand, The Metronomicon is now additionally available in Russian and Brazilian Portuguese!
For you native speakers, that's... Pу́сский and Português-Brasil!
So, you know... if you speak those things (and, erm, also understand me right now...), we have a thing for you!!

Otherwise... play some music and learn you something new!

Conventions! Come See Us In Person!


It's just about convention season again, and we'll be heading all over the place!

First, in the second week of March, we'll be heading out to Boston, MA for PAX East!!
Despite the flight and hotel needs, this show has become a second home for us, and I couldn't be more stoked to go. Last year, I had a BABY born while showing this game pre-release at PAX. So, you know... something there will have to beat that!

Then, the very next week, we'll be headed to Austin, TX for SXSW!!!
SXSW Gaming was kind enough to nominate our little musical monstrocity for The Gamer's Voice Award!

It's a voting sort of thang. So, if you're nearby, we want you there. And screaming. Or singing. Loudly.


Mystery Things!


Before those shows, in the weeks that come, you'll see some announcements of some Super cool new Metronomicon news. All of features, stuff, things, and thangs are in the works, and these conventions will be your first chance to get your hands on Some of it!
Playable Convention Reveals, Ho!

Hope you're all enjoying dancing!!

:hug: :heartsong:
-Danny

Free Christmas Gifts For All!!

Tis the for jumping and fighting...

A Weird Ol' Christrmas Gift is Here!!!


Just in time for the holidays... A FREE DLC pack for everyone!

Featuring "Deck The Dubstep" by Andross, this song is festive, jolly, a little bit trippy, and... an experiment in my doing something bizarre. :heartsong:

Playable in the Story DLC dungeon as well as in Freeplay Mode, "Deck The Dubstep" puts a weird little holiday twist on normal song choreography. Something a bit... hm. Well, go play it!

Grab it here!!

And support Andross by checking it out on iTunes here!

Happy holidays to everyone, and we love your big, dumb face!
To a New Year filled with big ol' Metronomicon announcements (so much in the works... ːsteamhappyː)

:hug:
-Danny

The J-Punch Challenge Pack is Here with Tournament Prizes!

You need to rest yo' mind...

J-Punch is Kicking His Way Into Our Hearts!!


Time for our first single-artist challenge pack!

Fight alongside a handful of bad guys to win an item that ups the game challenge. Spawn two enemies at once by beating Shoes off of Stick Figure Guy.

Want to ride one hero lane all the time, at the expense of their casting speed? Win a super hasty round to the beat of Hours Late, off of Stick Figure Guy.

Finally, want a super-special tournament oriented reward? Go as fast as you can to Make It Blue, off of Maximum Exertion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GnbHHoY8AM
All of these new songs in Freeplay Mode, the Arena, or in our other-worldly, player-requested Story Mode DLC-dungeon!

Consuuuuuuume!


Our Tournament Has a Winner!


After many matchups, some nail-biting competition, and some incredibly inventive party building by our players, a winner has been crowned!
Athrend Fyre is the winner of our first Metronomicon Tournament ("WEINER 2!").

Athrend won a custom Metronomicon Dance Pad of his own, as well as a special item named after him in-game. One perfectly suited to the strategies in use in the tournament!!
And you can get that item in this DLC!

Read about some of the tourney evolution on our wiki, here

Stuff Happened!
-Danny

Dance Battle to the Tune of your Own Music Library!

Big awesome news! Free update news!



Make Your Own Tunes!


The Metronomicon’s latest update is here, and it opens up so many fun doors to fun.
As of today, per massive player request, you, the player, can create your very own choreography for your very own music and play it in-game! The very same editing tool that was used to create the game’s tracks by us… You now have that thing.
(But, so much prettier! We made it prettier for you!)

All custom created tracks can be played in both Freeplay Mode and in Story Mode (in a brand new DLC dungeon!) with the party of your choice. Each even has its very own leaderboard, so you can beat your own high scores or even challenge your friends to a dance off!
Learn how to use the Metronomicon Step Editor here: www.puuba.com/metronomiconugc

Also! Stepmania Support! Now!


Maybe you’d rather use a tool you already know, or keep something you’ve already made.
If you’ve created music choreography tracks before, or just have some hanging around, we are also pleased to announce that The Metronomicon is now compatible with Stepmania’s popular .SM .DWI, and .SSC file formats. Just import your already created files into the game and dance away!
A full tutorial walkthrough for using Stepmania files can be found here: www.puuba.com/stepmaniasupport

Whether you are looking to casually dance to your own songs or push the difficulty barrier as high as it will go, there is now even more choice of how to play with The Metronomicon!
It’s a good time to visit Koras.

Wewt!
Danny

Chiptune Challenge Pack #2!

It's all bit-y and tuney!

The Music Continues to Crash Down!


Moar musics enter the arena! Three songs, three arena challenges, and three new pieces of strategic gear to earn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFzDKBCv6E
Challenge by ChronoWolf!
Lazarus by Dya (feat Rudy Escobar)!
And ABXY by Popskyy!

As with previous packs, you can reach these new songs in either FreePlay Mode or the Arena.

Enhancement Patch Today

Well... The first we've mentioned, at least...

New Features! More Incoming


Hey all! You may have noticed that there's been some quiet patches every day or two since launch. Thank you all for your Super Good ideas, suggestions, and bug notes on the forums! We appreciate them more than we can say!

To that end, since this lil' one makes some more visible changes, we thought we should spell out today's patch contents.
Note that the below also includes references to some changes made over the last week, that may already be in place in your current build.

New Features by Request:

  1. After much player demand, added a “Note Scroll Speed” slider to the Display Options menu.
    This slider ranges from .5x to 4x.
    As such, THEHUSTLE and SLOWJAMS cheat codes have been removed from the game.
  2. GOTTAGOFAST enemy level was reduced by one.
    Note: This tweak has been in place since just about the day GOTTAGOFAST was announced. We wanted the mode to be more speed than survival oriented.


Fixes/Tweaks:

  1. BigPharm Targeting is Smarter.
    If all heroes are already Inspired/Protected, Gruver will target whoever has the least buff duration remaining.
  2. Retribution now counts bleed damage toward its total.
    This includes bleed damage accrued by cursed items.
  3. Tagged a couple missed songs as YouTube unsafe that were at-first missed. Including the credits. (Sorry!)
  4. Assorted fixes to minor forum-reported and unreported bugs.
  5. Moderate redo of how note timing is handled in-engine, in preparation for more comprehensive upcoming enhancements.
    You won't notice anything different yet. ;)


Woot!
Danny :hug: :stonehead:

Indie Game Challenge Pack #1!

Friends join the musical fray!

More Songs Served, Hot and Fresh!!


A few big things today, so I'll get right to the point, yeah?
All selected from some Indie Games we know and love, more songs have arrived, and they're from beautiful, beautiful friends!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0k0vb5jIs
Neo-SF Strut by Aethernaut, from Read Only Memories!
Whispering Willows Theme by Steve Goldshein from Whispering Willows!
Credits by Skyler McGlothlin from Retro/Grade!

As with our last pack, the Indie Game Challenge Pack contains three songs, three challenges, and three new pieces of gear to unlock!

It Be All Up In Here!

A Speedrun Contest!! Real Prizes!!


Have you heard about any of our cheat codes yet?
Have you heard about GOTTAGOFAST?
A fifty song playlist of songs, back-to-back. The faster you kill the boss, the sooner you move on.
Build as agro a party as you can, be strategic, don't die, and conquer!

Play at any difficulty, put together the party of your choice, and come out guns a'blazin'. Strategy is really the name of this game.

Signups Open Today!


Starting today, we're taking signups for a head-to-head, live-on-Twitch Speedrun Tournament in GOTTAGOFAST Mode!
Giving away lots of Steam keys, as well as one Real Custom Metronomicon Dance Pad - you can win prizes any by competing, spectating, and tweeting!

Learn More and Sign Up Here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1oQwFtnXDs
Hooray!
Danny

Chiptune Challenge Pack #1!

The challenge! It grows!!

Come and Getcha Music Here!!


Is everyone enjoying our weird little Rhythm RPG so far? We're loving the feedback, ourselves! The forums, the tweets, the chat!
So so much fun chatting with players!

But now! It's time for even more songs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP0k0vb5jIs

Pretty in Pixels by Marissa Hapeman!
Do The Double Deux by Craig Barnes!
Flow Unlimited by DDRKriby(ISQ)!

Challenges! Prizes!


Each challenge pack (well, just one right now!) comes with three songs, three new arena challenges, and three new pieces of gear as rewards.

Really fun new challenges. Post-game timing has given us a chance to get really creative. Stay tuned for even weirder stuff on the way... ːsteammockingː

And gear! What if you were permanently buffed... but bleeding as a cost?
Just one taste of the new items to come!

Check it out here!

Hooray!
Danny