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Genre: Indie

The Real Laser Ball

The Real Laser Ball Patch 2

I received a few reports of some of the hidden achievements being finicky to unlock, or not triggering when supposed to. This patch fixes those items.

The Real Laser Ball Patch 1

Patch to correct the issue with the Bomber related achievements not triggering. These should now trigger properly when destroying the correct amount of Bombers.

The Real Laser Ball has launched!

The Real Laser Ball has finally launched onto Steam! This game was a joy to create and I hope you all have a blast playing it! I wanted to put up a brief announcement with a few tips and tricks:


  • Turning off the laser will allow you to spin faster. This is good for sharp changes in direction
  • You will not survive if you don't use your boost
  • You do more damage while boosting
  • Upgrade your combo and magnet early to make money faster
  • If you upgrade your start level past 50, make sure to upgrade your damage
  • Always rewind your VHS tapes before returning them to the rental store


I will be watching my twitter (@holmsario), my e-mail (Help@holmsario.com) and the Steam reviews in case any issues pop up.

Have fun!

-Holmsario Josh