We've just rolled out our latest patch to Steam, this is removing a few things that shouldn't be appearing (yet) which snuck in, alongside some bug fixing:
Release Notes
Build number: 9.0.136354
Removal of Unlocked Character Limit.
Removal of unknown qualifications appearing.
Fix for staff idling in the Cafeteria.
Miscellaneous bug fixes.
Let us know if you bump into any issues, thanks everyone :D
Cafeteria Update 9.0 - Available Now!
Happy hauntings!
What’s Halloween without some tricks AND treats? Alongside a whole cauldron of spooky seasonal goodness, the Cafeteria is now open and ready to serve the BRAND NEW Crumely Student Range.
Don’t let your cohort stuff themselves on candy before they get the chance to try the culinary delights on offer! There’s something for every grumbling stomach, from the sustainably sourced Recycled Burger to the County’s coolest pasta dish: the Frozen Lasagne.
Not happy with Gubbins and microwave meals, you let us know your students needed a Cafeteria! Winning the community favourite feature vote, Crumely has delivered on that promise, with the Cafeteria now open for business! Serving substantial hot meals for your bustling staff and students, if they just make sure the centre has defrosted before tucking in…
The Cafeteria is the best place to get a hot, “home-cooked” meal on campus. Your campus can enjoy brand new eat-a-thon events, leaving your students full of food and stuffed with buffs, and they may even meet the Cheesy Goblin himself (other food-related mascots are available).
For fast-food efficiency, you can even adjust staff Capacity in the room inspector, to have up to three Assistants working in a single Cafeteria for increased productivity.
Each and every menu item from the Crumely Student Range comes with its very own signature consequence, it’s a fun little surprise for your students to share with all their friends on campus, just like spreading jam on toast!
Instant Casserole - for when you want a warming meal, but you’ve not got all-day
Unfoldable Pizza - it’ll fill you up, without filling up your cupboards.
Recycled Burger - the first person who ate it enjoyed it.
Frozen Lasagne - the County's coolest pasta.
Your lovely students will enjoy some chit-chat over their hot meals, encouraging relationships to blossom, because who wants to chat with Gubbins dust around their mouth? There’s even a hint of romance in the air, if your students fancy a crummy candle-lit Cafeteria instant casserole, that is…
New Things
New Cafeteria Room
Satiate your students whilst they socialise in the new Cafeteria room:
Invite the County’s favourite mascots on Campus to new Eat-a-thon events
Retro-style your cafe with floor and wall customisations
Seating items available for all clique sizes
Chaotic-ly large condiment decorations
Seasonal Theming
Spooky songs so sinister you'll shake and shudder in surprise!
Frightfully refreshed items for a breath of fresh scare:
Batty windows
Don't look under dorm beds...
All organic ominous orange pumpkin planters
Even the most diligent janitor can't hold up against the onslaught of cobwebs...
Ghastly theming changes:
Mysterious meta map
Gastronomy has been spirited away...
There are 199 steps to climb the Knight's tower, be careful you don't get tangled!
Who are these apparitions on Spiffinmoore? (are they paying tuition?)
If you'd prefer your campus remain dusted and its foliage green, there's an option for you! Head to the settings menu and scroll down to find the Seasonal Content toggle to control the seasons (didn't realise you trained in Dark Arts?!). The seasonal theming will be live from NOW until 1st November.
We can't wait for you to get stuck in, it wouldn't be the same witch-out you experiencing it for yourselves! Update 9.0 is available now on all platforms.
Update 9.0.135512
Hiya friends!
Today we've released our latest build, this patch looks small but is in anticipation of more, coming soon!
Release Notes
Build Number: 9.0.135512
Miscellaneous bug fixes.
Stability improvements.
As always, please let us know if you run into any issues.
Hotfix 8.3.134415
Hey everyone,
We've released a patch today which has a few bug fixes and stability improvements.
Release Notes
Build Number: 8.3.134415
Fixed issue of Block Headed Patients only appear through emergencies on Molten Rock.
Fixed issue with Fun Fair items not having a set Kudosh amount.
Fixed Fun Fair items not appearing in additional content filter.
Miscellaneous bug fixes.
Stability improvements.
Thanks everyone, please let us know if you encounter any issues or bugs by posting in the bug forum.
Two Point Campus 55% off in the Wonderland Sale!
Hey, Pointians! Grab a ticket, the fair is on Campus!
Have a wheel-y good time, with 55% off!
We're excited to announce you can now grab Two Point Campus at our BIGGEST 55% off in the Wonderland Sale!
Plus, Two Point Hospital and a load of our awesome DLCs are on offer too.
Summer on Campus
Roll up, roll up! Your students can now try their luck at the Hook-a-Duck & have a romantic spin on the Ferris Wheel 🎡
And of course, a fairground wouldn't be the same without the blinking fairy lights of the Fairground Sign! The new pack is live in-game now, free for all players.
The Fun Fair is a perfect addition to any student's summer break plans! Students across the county can finally kick back, relax and try to forget about their finals…
In case you missed it, here's everything our free summer update has to offer!
Hotfix 8.2.133735
Heya everyone,
We had a patch go out this morning including some fixes and improvements. Full notes below!
Release Notes
Build number: 8.2.133735
Fixed Crash when a graduating student is selected while leaving.
Fixed a bug that meant Treatment Boost Research would not generate on other levels after it was unlocked on Pointy Peak.
Fixed a bug that removed the Treatment Power Buff from the stats tab of a room when more than one Treatment Buff was added.
Fixed a bug leaving patients headless if you picked up the Head Clinic after their head was removed.
Fixed a bug that would leave notepads in the hands of NPCs if the Psychiatry Room was picked up during treatment.
Fixed a bug where newly hired Janitors could take on the Ghost animations.
Fixed a bug where the Flappy Hamper Emergency would not complete after meeting the successful criteria.
Updated UI for Medical Courses in The Course Management screen, to include
Updated Teacher Job Assignments to “grey out” classes they can’t do.
Fixed an audio issue that meant the sound of fire would still be heard when paused.
Fixed a bug where the Gazebo would not show in the Exterior Items menu.
Fixed a bug on Lifeless Estate that prevented money and Kudosh rewards being given to players after beating Expulsion Ceremonies.
Fixed a bug with incorrect job icons on the Hog Logs and Roach Burger Kiosks.
Tweaked how staff take breaks to stop them doing so in the middle of training. Breaks should be completed before or after they begin training unless sent by the player manually.
Miscellaneous bug fixes
Optimisations and Stability fixes
As always, please do get in touch if you experience any issues!
Hotfix 8.1.133282
Hi everyone!
Here's a quick update for you all today, bringing needed bug fixes and changes after the DLC's release:
Release Notes
Build: 8.1.133282
Fixed a bug preventing Expulsion Ceremony awards from paying out.
Fixed a bug where moving the Head Clinic item mid-treatment, would leave NPCs without a head.
Moved Cubism Bench to the "Additional Items" Tab.
Fixed a bug that didn't display the correct rooms and qualifications for Medical Courses.
Fixed an issue preventing the Flappy Hamper Emergencies from registering some successful completions.
Updated UI to grey out qualifications for teachers that cannot do certain classes.
General bug fixes.
As always, please let us know if you encounter any issues or bug!
Two Point Campus: Medical School | OUT NOW!
Medical students needed in Surgery!
At Medical School they say laughter is the best medicine, but that isn’t true if you’re actually diseased or currently on fire. So, take a turn for the worse and join us as we welcome everyone to Two Point Campus: Medical School, OUT NOW across all platforms!
Vitality Johnson, the County’s wandering paramedic, needs YOUR help aiding the sick people of Two Point County, who will be (literally) putting their lives in your uneducated hands. You may be worried, but your patients won’t be; as long as you wear a white coat they’ll never suspect a thing!
Join Vitality Johnson to cure the sick, tackle pesky pirates, and embrace yeti wisdom. Your adventures in medicine start here! Missed our announcement? No worries! Let’s take a look below…
NEW CAMPUS LOCATIONS
Lake Tumble
To this day, many of the County's most remote locations have their healthcare provided by a single, wandering paramedic Vitality Johnson- the roaming remedy-has been on call for years, performing a never-ending check-up. Searching places like Luke Tumble for solitary sickos in need of support.
Open a medical campus to ensure tourists recover from the dangerously scenic conditions.
Though it's been on the hospital waiting list for years, Lake Tumble has been lost to the "maybe" pile, like some knick-knack in a surgery patient. So, Vitality thought "maybe" he'd try something different. He's asked for an apprentice to soak up his wisdom and assist on his trails but if anyone's getting tutelage, we're doing it wholesale. Open a Medical School, spread the remedial word and one day Mr Johnson can take a break ("maybe!")
Molten Rock
Welcome to Molten Rock, where the main things you'll notice is the HUGE volcano, unbearable heat and the singed remains of a former hospital.
Settle into island life, keep one eye on the volcano, and try not to think about the state of the old hospital, okay?
A particularly molten Monday took out the old place, and ever since, sick visitors have relied on sporadic visits from Vitality Johnson, alongside the suddenly booming pirate healthcase system.
Pointy Peak
Life in the Pointy Mountains is extremely beautiful, but it's also beautifully extreme, with countless sheer drops and absolutely zero medical facilities.
Home to clouds, yetis and frigid temperatures. Build a medical campus and aid The Bigfoot Foundation’s mission to support the Pointy Mountains and all who call its icy faces home.
Vitality Johnson holds the record for an emergency deployment to the peak, arriving in three and a half days, a full two weeks faster than the previous time. The Bigfoot Foundation were, admittedly, a little impressed. but they need better. Build a medical campus and aid in their mission to support the Pointy Mountains and all who call its icy faces home.
NEW COURSES
Medical School
Doctors are learn-ed vessels of life-giving knowledge in snazzy white coats. Traditionally, a medical education involved years of gruelling bookwork before practising medicine, but why not front-load the good stuff and learn as you go? It’s not life or death, not every time.
Nursing
The unsung heroes of the medicinal world, nurses are found throughout the County's hospitals holding things together in spite of the ever-questionable odds.
TREATMENT ROOMS
The County's wide variety of illnesses, and injuries, will require a range of different remedies and medical facilities including:
Head Clinic - Refresh your face and lighten your load.
Psychiatry - Tell me where, I mean how it hurts.
Surgery - Here's a shortcut.
Injection Room - Moving the needles.
Thumping Therapy - Makes a strong first impression.
Ward - Pathological lying down.
ALSO
Patient Emergencies - Your medical campus will be asked to deal with an influx of patient emergencies, just like any other County hospital.
Fire-Resistance - Medical equipment can catch fire if its maintenance becomes too low. Keep machines maintained to prevent fires.
Ghost Capture - Unfortunately for them, if a patient's treatment is unsuccessful, there's a chance they might... you know. Train, or hire, Janitors qualified in Ghost Capture to deal with the problem.
Helipads- Patients use Helipads to arrive on campus. Place Helipads to help arrange the layout of your medical campus.
WHAT’S INCLUDED?
3 new campus locations
2 new courses with 6 treatment rooms
2 new student archetypes
Lots of patients and illnesses
Emergencies and helicopters and fires, oh my!
and lots of new items!
Two Point Campus: Medical School is OUT NOW, available for £8.99/$9.99/€9.99.
Hotfix 8.0.132653
Hiya friends!
Today we've released our latest build, which comes with bug fixes and stability improvements, alongside preparing some secrets in preparation for Medical School's release on Thursday.
Release Notes
Build Number: 8.0.132653
Changes:
Medical School pre-patch including updates to the metamap (more info coming Thursday!)
Fixed a bug with Lifeless Estate objectives resetting on Save and load.
Fixed an issue where janitors would not clean beds on Cheesy Heap.
Fixed a bug where Year 3 students would display as 0 in the Course management screen.
Fixed a crash that could occur when saving a Room Template.
Fixed an issue preventing players from returning terrain to the existing terrain on Pebberly Ruins.
Various minor Bug Fixes
Stability Improvements
Known Issue:
We are aware of an issue affecting some players where the game asks you to install Medical School after you've pre-purchased it, despite it not being out yet! We've got a workaround for this issue here.
As always, please let us know if you encounter any issues or bugs.
Two Point Campus: Medical School | Brand New DLC!
Enrol in Medical School today!
Choosing what to study can be a sickening task, but why choke down the wrong course when there are better pills to swallow?
Each day, dozens of Two Point citizens trust the County’s medical campuses for their healthcare. Citing fantastic reasons such as “medical emergency”, “impending death” and “low, low prices”. You’ve been enlisted to help the sick people of Two Point County, who will be (literally) putting their lives in your uneducated hands. You may be worried, but your patients won’t be; as long as you’re wearing a white coat they’ll never suspect a thing!
Join wandering paramedic Vitality Johnson to cure the sick, tackle pesky pirates, and embrace yeti wisdom. Your adventures in medicine start here!
At Medical School they say laughter is the best medicine, but that isn’t true if you’re actually diseased or currently on fire. So, take a turn for the worse and join us, today as you take on our latest DLC, Two Point Campus: Medical School.
NEW CAMPUS LOCATIONS
Lake Tumble
To this day, many of the County's most remote locations have their healthcare provided by a single, wandering paramedic Vitality Johnson- the roaming remedy-has been on call for years, performing a never-ending check-up. Searching places like Luke Tumble for solitary sickos in need of support.
Open a medical campus to ensure tourists recover from the dangerously scenic conditions.
Though it's been on the hospital waiting list for years, Lake Tumble has been lost to the "maybe" pile, like some knick-knack in a surgery patient. So, Vitality thought "maybe" he'd try something different. He's asked for an apprentice to soak up his wisdom and assist on his trails but if anyone's getting tutelage, we're doing it wholesale. Open a Medical School, spread the remedial word and one day Mr Johnson can take a break ("maybe!")
Molten Rock
Welcome to Molten Rock, where the main things you'll notice is the HUGE volcano, unbearable heat and the singed remains of a former hospital.
Settle into island life, keep one eye on the volcano, and try not to think about the state of the old hospital, okay?
A particularly molten Monday took out the old place, and ever since, sick visitors have relied on sporadic visits from Vitality Johnson, alongside the suddenly booming pirate healthcase system.
Pointy Peak
Life in the Pointy Mountains is extremely beautiful, but it's also beautifully extreme, with countless sheer drops and absolutely zero medical facilities.
Home to clouds, yetis and frigid temperatures. Build a medical campus and aid The Bigfoot Foundation’s mission to support the Pointy Mountains and all who call its icy faces home.
Vitality Johnson holds the record for an emergency deployment to the peak, arriving in three and a half days, a full two weeks faster than the previous time. The Bigfoot Foundation were, admittedly, a little impressed. but they need better. Build a medical campus and aid in their mission to support the Pointy Mountains and all who call its icy faces home.
NEW COURSES
Medical School
Doctors are learn-ed vessels of life-giving knowledge in snazzy white coats. Traditionally, a medical education involved years of gruelling bookwook before practicing medicine, but why not front-load the good-stuff and learn as you go. It’s not life or death, not every time.
Nursing
The unsung heroes of the medicinal world, nurses are found throughout the County's hospitals holding things together in spite of the ever-questionable odds.
TREATMENT ROOMS
The County's wide variety of illnesses, and injuries, will require a range of different remedies and medical facilities including:
Head Clinic - Refresh your face and lighten your load.
Psychiatry - Tell me where, I mean how, it hurts.
Surgery - Here's a shortcut.
Injection Room - Moving the needles.
Thumping Therapy - Makes a strong first impression.
Ward - Pathological lying down.
ALSO
Patient Emergencies - Your medical campus will be asked to deal with an influx of patient emergencies, just like any other County hospital.
Fire-Resistance - Medical equipment can catch fire if its maintenance becomes too low. Keep machines maintained to prevent fires.
Ghost Capture - Unfortunately for them, if a patient's treatment is unsuccessful, there's a chance they might... you know. Train, or hire, Janitors qualified in Ghost Capture to deal with the problem.
Helipads- Patients use Helipads to arrive on campus. Place Helipads to help arrange the layout of your medical campus.
WHAT’S INCLUDED?
3 new campus locations
2 new courses with 6 treatment rooms
2 new student archetypes
Lots of patients and illnesses
Emergencies and helicopters and fires, oh my!
and lots of new items!
Two Point Campus: Medical School is coming to all platforms on 17th August 2023 for £8.99/$9.99/€9.99.
