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Genre: Indie

What If George Washington Was a Girl?

The Second Chapter, Patch Notes AND Franchises
There's a massive patch out for WIGWWAG, make sure to update for these explosive changes!

Patch Notes



Large Changes:



When the villain known as the Carver was speaking to Georgia in that alley there was a spelling error:

I am no feline Georgia! You are I are alike, me and you. You and me. We complete each other.


Changed ARE to AND.
This was the only grammatical mistake fixed because

Small Changes:



Added a link to the second chapter on the title screen.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2326460/The_Magical_Land_of_Canada/



You can click on it and it will bring you to the Steam page BUT it has no accompanying clicky sound effect when clicked so this might be a shock to some.

Medium Changes:



What if George Washington was a Girl and The Magical Land of Canada are franchised

https://store.steampowered.com/search/?franchise=Alter%20Historia



That's all

Chapter 2 - The Magical Land of Canada

Did you know?
🤔 Did you know that Georgia still has that fish? 🐟 The one she got from that elephant? 🐘🎁 She never gave it to that cat! 😲😲🐈 The cat refused it! ✋🐱
What's up with that!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Almost done with the next part, had to make a lot more art for this one. Also it will have a skip, back, save and load button.

It takes place directly after WIGWWAG's ending and will have a lot more Bonny + new characters.
Here's a preview:

https://twitter.com/Echomune/status/1621991297505714176

A Georgia Washington Firework
Firework Simulator is coming out soon! Behold!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2271890/Firework_Simulator/

It's a simulator where you play with and make fireworks.

There's a bunch of different fireworks in it including the Seven Barrel Salute based on What If George Washington Was a Girl.

LOOK AT IT:



It's glorious in action, here's a video of it:

https://twitter.com/Echomune/status/1614697680181293057

Follow Twitter, Instagram and Youtube for upcoming stuff.

OTHER THAN THE FIREWORK THERE MIGHT BE OTHER REFERENCES ABOUT A CERTAIN DARK MUSICIAN WHO WONT BE NAMED

What if George Washington was a Girl? is on Sale!
Wait never mind you can't put a free game on sale

Shocking Trivia + Random News
First for something that might shake your entire worldview, you might never see things the same after this so fortify your minds now.

Ready? Ok... You know the part when you get to the village and meet this elephant?



You were probably thinking when you saw the character: “Why is this just a realistic photograph of an elephant and not a drawing like everyone else? This is kind of odd but I guess I'll forget it and continue to focus on the thought-provoking narrative.”

Well here is the shocking trivia, this is actually not a real photo of an elephant. It too is a drawing, a mere illustration.

No really it's actually true, there is the one tiny hint to show it's a fake, look closely at it's toes here:



See, it only has two toes (2), real elephants have five (5). So there ya go, not an actual photo of an elephant.

Now that you know the truth, try to keep this information on the down-low, not everyone is prepared for something of this caliber.

Anyway, spooky themed game about to drop just in time for Halloween, wishlist it here:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2129860/Little_Horror_Raiser/

Follow these things too:

Twitter
Youtube
Instagram

Ok stop reading now

Current Power Levels, Fighting Styles + Alignment Chart
This has spoilers so if you haven't played the game yet turn back, play it (including the after credits scene), then return.

GOT IT?

Here's the current power level ranking from strongest to weakest:

1: Beethoven
2: The Night Gale
3: Teddy *when a certain condition is met
4: Bonny
5: Mozart
6: Georgia
7: The Carver
8: Teddy *normal state
9: Janus

Teddy's “certain condition” is a mystery. Mozart was one step below Georgia in the beginning but after the post-credit scene she's now stronger.

Fighting styles of the characters, using RPG terms:

Georgia – Melee Warrior, uses a hatchet/axe thing
Mozart – Caster/Summoner, wields forbidden musical magic
Bonny – Monk, uses punches and kicks (and headbutts)

Everyone else is a secret.

And finally a somewhat accurate alignment chart based on the story so far:

Important News!
Bonny is best girl.

What if George Washington was a Girl? Is out now! It's free too!
What if George Washington was a Girl? is out. You follow Georgia Washington in historically accurate events like fighting Mozart, dealing with her job as a Templar for the United Nations and investigating a small village about a villain known as the Carver.

This also uses a beta version of a custom made visual novel engine, if you're into visual novels leave feedback on it and if any features are missing, here's some of what's already planned:


  • Different routes (endings)
  • Phone/Tablet support
  • Naming certain characters
  • Animated Sprites and Backgrounds?


Trailer and Release Date!
What if George Washington was a Girl comes out August 12, 2022!

Here's the trailer with a song that completely fits the tone of the game:



Kind of a challenge to make a trailer for a visual novel, like wtf* are you supposed to do.

(*what the frick)
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