Have you ever snogged in zero gravity? Would you like to? It looks like Reece has his spacetime ship The Newt-on up and running once more, but the ship’s kitty-related malfunctions must have been a little trickier to patch… Assuming Reece even wanted to fix them in the first place!
All we know is, the resulting sci-fi shenanigans are equal parts snuggly and smexy – the perfect combo for a brand new pinup! To add this image to your game’s Memory Album, just collect all seven daily event tokens during the Limited Time Event! No running, ball-peen hammers, or contraptions that go ding when there’s stuff required. Geronimeoowww!
We love you so hard,
~The Pandas
Fall is for the Boys
Hey Panda Peeps!
There’s a bit of a chill to that morning air, so we’re focusing on things that warm us up! Coffee, tea, and hot chocolate… Scarves, blankets, and fuzzy socks… Kelby, Nimh, and Volks…
From September 14 to 19, embrace these warm feelings with a cool 15% off all Diamond purchases. Volks’ Summer Outfit will be unlocked when you do, so don’t miss out on this hunky reminder of hotter weather!
We love you so hard.
The Pandas
Did we just ace this persuasion check or what?
Hey Panda Peeps!
Equip those +1 Goggles of Ogling, adventurer, because Ichiban’s RPG outfit is here and you’ll definitely want to get an eyeful of those intriguing tattoos...
Invite this winsome warrior into your party by logging in every day of the Limited Time Event and collecting your daily tokens - no roll of the dice required. And unlike other games, you don’t even have to give someone else the boot to make room for him - when it comes to hawt guys, we say the more the merrier!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Yoohoo, big summer blowout!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Don’t put away your water wings just yet, because we’re planning one last pool party bash before the temperature drops: an all new pinup featuring that speedy sweetheart, Sven!
If you’ve purchased his bundle already, this pinup will appear in your Memory Album automatically! If you haven’t? You can still collect gold rings – um, that is, daily event tokens – and complete his Limited Time Event for it! Of course, then you’d be missing out on his better-than-chili-dogs Speed Dating ability…
Look, all we know is, it’s a good thing he’s not in hedgehog form for this pic, because that inflatable lounger doesn’t look particularly quill-proof! Also, we’re pretty sure hedgehogs don’t have smexy abs like that.
We love you so hard,
~The Pandas
A Walk to September
Hey Panda Peeps!
We thought that Sven was all about speed, but he has nothing on how fast this summer has gone by! With the days of warm weather drawing to a close, why not take this opportunity to celebrate all the fun we’ve had?
From August 31 to September 5, Diamond purchases are 10% off. They also come with the Summer Outfits bundle! Just in case you’re not impressed yet, all DLC is ALSO 10% off. That’s right! Have you been eyeing Volk’s Deluxe Date? The Cole or Sven bundle? How about giving all your lovely boys a voice? With so many amazing options, what are you waiting for? Go get yourself something nice!
As we take on September, remember!
We love you so hard!
~The Pandas
Where have all the good men gone? Blush Blush, of course!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Are you holding out for a hero? One who’s strong and fast and fresh from the fight, mayhaps? Toss and turn no longer, because we have just what you need: the paladin of your dreams, Dmitri!*
You don’t even have to wait until the morning light, because Dmitri’s RPG outfit is here NOW as a Limited Time Event! Just log in every day to collect your daily event tokens, and let this larger than life hero sweep you off your feet!
*Fiery steed not included.
We love you so hard,
~The Pandas
911, what’s your emergency?
Hi Panda Peeps!
Does a man in uniform get your sirens going? How about a man out of his uniform? If you answered yes to either of these questions, we have some good news for you! A brand new Logan pinup is here to fan some flames. In your mind, in your heart, or… lower.
During this Limited Time Event, our star firefighter lights up the pole. Log in every day and collect event tokens to unlock this absolute hottie, or use this opportunity to splurge on his package! Er, his Store Bundle, that is. If you’ve already purchased it, his pinup will be added to your Memory Album for free! So what are you waiting for?
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Sssssteamy!
Hey Panda Peeps,
A hot shower, a fresh cup of coffee, a tv commercial for a big juicy cheeseburger… All steamy. But we’ve got something even steamier: a Blush Blush sale! From August 3rd to the 8th all Diamond and Guy Bundles are 15% off. So whether you’re missing hunky firefighter Logan, Sven the Hedgehog, or any of your other fave manimals, now’s your chance to get them into your game at a great price!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
The Pandas Have the Phone (Fling) Box
Hey Panda Peeps!
Did you know democracy was invented in 508 BCE, in Greece? Reece does, of course, because he was there! But did you also know that democracy was PERFECTED in 2019, when Sad Panda ran its first Vote-A-Fling contest?
Today, we continue to honor that fine democratic tradition with the release of your latest winner, time traveler Reece, as a fully-dateable character in Blush Blush! We’re not sure if it was due to sci-fi or fantasy shenanigans, exactly, but something has definitely malfunctioned aboard his time machine and the situation has gotten, well, a little hairy…
If you’d like to rescue this incredibly endearing adventurer, you better get to completing his Limited Time Event before the clock runs out! And in this case, time absolutely IS a strictly linear progression from cause to effect, so make sure you log in every day!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Shiny!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Are you looking to add a little bling to your summer fling? Then why not cover yourself and/or your best husbandos in shiny, glittery Diamonds! From July 13 - 18, you can enjoy 20% off Diamonds in the in-game Store. Go ahead - treat yourself before you cheat yourself!
