Are you looking for a good boy and a nice time? Can we interest you in hell’s hottest boy 900 years running? All you have to do is sign this contract! Don’t worry about the fine print. Just sign here. Initial here. Sign here… Annnnnnnnnd one more, here.
Great! Now you’re all set. Collect 7 event tokens by logging in every day during this ALL NEW Limited Time Event featuring none other than the smoldering prince of hell. We’re all very confident that nothing unsavory at all could possibly happen here, so please do your best to acquire this wholesome pin-up! If you’ve paid penance with your wallet and purchased Seth’s bundle from the store, then this will unlock for you automatically. If this is the little push you needed to buy him now, indulge.
To all others, may the daily logins begin.
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
You Have a Mew Message!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Texts and saucy pics are fun and all, but we’ve added a vital new functionality to your Blush Blush phone: you can now use it to receive interstellar distress calls! And just in time, too, because that scarf-wearing cutie Reece is in a spot of trouble…
He and his time machine will be crash landing into your Blush Blush game soon, so make sure you’re ready for his Limited Time Event by completing his phone fling and answering that incoming distress call ASAP! Help him, Panda Peeps, you’re his only hope!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
The Way of Garret
Hey Panda Peeps!
Who needs weapons with arms like these? Garret has been studying the ancient art of hand-to-hand combat, channeling supernatural levels of strength, speed, and focus. Sounds pretty useful for activities outside of battle, too, don’t you think?
If you want to earn ki points with this handsy fighter, then go forth and quest! Collect your daily tokens during the Limited Time Event to unlock Garret’s stunningly striking RPG Outfit.
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Goodnight June
Hey Panda Peeps!
As the month comes to a close, why not end it with a bang? And by a “bang”, we mean a banging sale! Between June 22 and June 27, all Diamond purchases will give you 20% bonus Diamonds. But don’t you worry, that’s not all! Every Diamond bundle will come with Nimh’s Summer Outfit. So treat yourself to some rock candy and some eye candy!
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Do Not Cross
Well hi, Panda Peeps!
Have you been frequenting graveyards recently? Maybe listening to morbid podcasts? Perusing archived newspaper articles for grim headlines? We’ve been doubling down on the police scanner, and we heard something we think you’ll be interested in.
10-66 - Suspicious person. Last seen at City Park crime scene. May seduce on sight.
Sounds to us like the stage is set for an ALL-NEW Cole pin-up! For those of you who own Cole’s DLC bundle already, this shiver-inducing image unlocks automatically. If you don’t, then not to worry. You can still get your claws on it by logging in every day of his Limited Time Event and collecting the event tokens. Of course, there’s always the option to let him sway you into buying his bundle. Whatever you do, try not to fall for his dark charms or his brooding intensity. We’ll offer you one warning, Panda Peeps. Be careful with this one, he’s after your heart!
We love you SO hard!
The Pandas
Doki Doki Dakimakura
Hey Panda Peeps!
What can we say, we Sad Pandas are real cuddlers! If you’re a cuddler too, you’re gonna love our dakimakura (body pillowcases) featuring a coterie of cuties from our games.
That’s right, we said games, plural, because for the first time you can get your hands (and arms, and legs) on some of your favorite beaus from Blush Blush! Snuggly soft dakimakura featuring Nimh, Volks, Eli, Anon, and Garret are all available now at THE SAD PANDA STORE! PS, they’re double-sided…
We love you so hard, The Pandas
He’s In… Your Heart
Hey Panda Peeps!
Have you ever heard the saying, “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”? Well, Anon has! Which is why he chose technomancer as his class for his new RPG outfit. Don’t know what a technomancer is? No problem, Anon is only too happy to explain the ins and outs of the lore to a newb… so long as that newb is you!
Whatever your power level, you won’t need any supernatural hacking skills to unlock his new look - just log in every day of his Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens, and you’ll be discovering the secrets of technomancy in no time!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Volks like you've never seen him before
Hi Panda Peeps!
Picture this. You're sitting across from your best boi at your favorite coffee shop. It's warm and bright and cozy. You're gazing into his beautiful eyes as he talks about his hobbies, his favorite books, and how much he adores you. You're watching his lips as he sips his drink. You're wishing you *were* that drink…
Okay, don't get too carried away with the daydreaming. We actually have something amazing to announce! Are you ready?
Introducing the fully voiced, fully animated, fully interactive Deluxe Coffee Date With Volks.
Finally, you can experience a real, in-depth conversation with your dreamy wolf boy. Earn affection, unlock special achievements, and experience Volks like never before - again and again and again! With branching dialogue and multiple paths to explore, there's always something new to discover - whether it’s a different question to ask or a flirtier way to flirt.
This DLC will be available in the Store for $2 USD, and once its yours, its yours - enjoy the date as much and as often as you want! We've put a lot of love into bringing Volks to life, and we’re pretty sure you’re going to love it. But hey, don’t be shy! Tell us what you think!
We love you SO HARD!
The Pandas
Dear Reader
Hey Panda Peeps!
How do you feel about the idea of Cashew’s big, beautiful green eyes gazing adoringly at you over the top of an old-fashioned book? Does it make you all tingly and warm? Does it inspire a desire for romance? Great! Then you should definitely complete the Limited Time Event and unlock this brand new Cashew Pinup reward!
But wait! If you purchase or have already purchased the Cashew bundle from the Store, then this pinup will be added to your Memory Album for FREE! You don’t have to wait one more second - just turn those pages and let your eyes behold the cutest bookworm of all time.
We hope you enjoy it, and we love you so hard!
The Pandas
Follow the Tavern Music
Hey Panda Peeps,
We get it. After a hard battle or many long days of travel, all you really want is a place to take a long rest, have some food and drink, and maybe enjoy a fun, uplifting conversation. That’s where the local tavern comes in! And, more importantly, the handsome tavern keeper.
Eli’s RPG Outfit is here, and he’s more than ready to pour a beverage or lend an ear. You know the drill - collect your daily event tokens during the Limited Time Event to unlock this stylish reward!
