Ye best start believin’ in pirate romances, because yer in one! Today’s the start of the Limited Time Event to unlock William’s Pirate Outfit - complete with cute shoulder parrot, because OF COURSE an animal lover like William has one of those!
Just log in every day to collect all your Daily Dubloons, and you’ll be sailing the high seas with this heartthrob before you can say “Dead men tell no tales!”
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
The Game is Afoot!
Hey Panda Peeps,
Do you crave more excitement in your life? How about a handsome new love interest?
Oh yeah - that got your attention, didn’t it? Good, because this is one news post you are not going to want to skim! In fact, you might want to grab a notepad and start jotting things down. Remember, no detail is too small. And trust us, it’ll be great practice for what’s to come…
Are you sitting comfortably? We’re adding Parallel Events to Blush Blush!
In the coming days, you may notice a new countdown timer at the top of your game screen. On March 24th, when the clock hits 0:00, that timer will be replaced with a mysterious button. Click it, and you’ll find yourself transported to a parallel dimension and a new, time-limited game mode! There’s new jobs and hobbies, a sumptuous new setting, and a few familiar faces you’ll get the chance to meet for the first time all over again.
You’ll have just a few days, from March 24th to March 28th, to complete your Event Goals and solve a thrilling mystery - but beware! In this dimension, you’re starting from scratch without your Reset Boosts or Time Blocks, so you’ll have to stay on top of your game if you want to outrun the clock.
But for those who dare to meet this challenge, a worthy prize awaits: a brand new fully-dateable guy, only available by completing this event! We’d tell you more about him, but what’s life without a little… mystery?
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Pitching Tents on the Beach
This Limited Time Event, we’re bringing back Kelby’s saucy summer pinup!
Don't panic if his picture makes you suddenly forget how to swim. Kelby has that effect on people. Probably because he's the world’s hottest and most reliable lifeguard. Yup. Whatever happens, his big, strong arms will find you. He might even give you mouth-to-mouth! Just don’t get too carried away if you don’t want sand in places sand has no business being…
If this sounds like your jam, make sure to log in every day during the event and collect your daily tokens to unlock the most beautiful beach scene you’ll ever see for your Memory Album.
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Time (and Sales) March on!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Get ready to have your socks blown off by our March mega sale! We’ve searched far and wide for the best discounts and are bringing you a veritable feast of options.
From March 13 to 18, it’s raining discounts! Sven and Cole? 10% off! LTE boys? 10% off! Outfit Bundles so your guys can look their best? 20% off! That troublesome Kitsune trio? 20% off! This sale has a little bit of everything for a little bit of everyone. Make sure you take full advantage of the smorgasbord of sale items because it’s not every day this much stuff goes on sale at once.
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
The Folly of Foxes
Hey Panda Peeps!
If you ask us, one of the best things about spring is the folly of animals. Rabbits parkour in the air for no reason, birds build nests out of hand-me-down animal fur, and foxes… track down a way to break their ancient curse?
The Spring Sale is here, and with it comes the opportunity to get the Kitsune bundle for 15% off! Don't hibernate on this deal if you’ve been eying the trouble-making trio. It’s only available from March 13 to 20!
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Brain not work when arms
Oh, uh, hey Panda Peeps!
Sorry… We totally forgot what we were doing for a second, there. This was gonna be a snappy, smarty-pants post about Ichiban’s new Pirate Outfit, but then we saw how good those arms look with some ink on ‘em and now we’re kinda… distracted. You know how it is.
Or maybe you don’t? In which case you should see for yourself by collecting your Daily Tokens and completing this Limited Time Event. Just make sure you don’t plan on operating any heavy machinery or taking any big exams for the next little bit. And don’t forget to blink!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Gotta Go Fast!!!
Hey Panda Peeps,
Whoa! Where did February go? It’s like we blinked and now it’s almost March! Not that we’re complaining, but do you think we still have enough time left to fit in one last flash sale before the month is over? Pfft, of course we do!
For 24 hours only, every Diamond Bundle purchase comes with 20% more Diamonds and Nimh’s Kigurumi Outfit as a bonus! And while we’re at it, how about we give you 20% off DLC guys Cole and Sven, as well? We can’t make Spring come any faster, but Sven’s Speed Dating ability can definitely accelerate your game!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Goodest Guy Takes Goodest Pictures
Hey Panda Peeps,
They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks… but what about teaching a new dog old tricks? If you bribe him with the right treat, Volks can probably be persuaded to sit, lay down, and roll over. Don’t believe us? Well, the proof’s in the pinup!
Starting today, you can get your hands on this beautiful addition to your Memory Album by logging in to your game every day during the Limited Time Event and collecting your daily tokens. Lounging on the dog bed made for two with Volks will be well worth the effort.
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Here for a Good Time AND a Long Time (Well, a Week)
Hey Panda Peeps!
The season of love is here, and so is a sweet Valentine's sale! From February 13 to 18, all Diamond purchases are 15% off. If you were hoping for something a little more huggable, then you’re in luck! Sven, the cutest hedgehog on this side of the internet, is discounted by 50%! That’s an impressive HALF off!
We’ll leave it up to you whether that’s the top half or the bottom half.
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Hawt Pirate on the Horizon!
Hey Panda Peeps,
Do you dream of tropical islands? Of being cuddled up with the most beautiful maroon(ed) pirate you’ve ever seen? Then it’s time to turn those dreams into reality! Dmitri’s Pirate Outfit is here, and he’s ready to woo you with his words and the sound of waves crashing against the shore.
All you have to do is log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your Daily Tokens to unlock this swoon-worthy addition to Dmirti’s wardrobe. It's as easy as taking candy from a baby, right? Not that we condone such behavior. Unless it’s really good candy. Then the baby probably wouldn’t have appreciated it properly anyway.
