We heard you like Diamonds, so we put Diamonds in your Diamonds, so you can get more Diamonds when you buy Diamonds!
…Which is to say, for the next 24 hours only, all Diamond Bundles come with 25% Bonus Diamonds! Neat! ːQBaeStokedː
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Love’s BEEN in the air… for a while, actually
Hey Panda Peeps!
Valentine’s Day starts earlier and earlier every year, doesn’t it? We caught our first glimpse of heart-shaped boxes of chocolates back in December! Well, at least there’s one benefit to the ever-increasing meaninglessness of time: we can bring back this smexy Valentine’s Day Pinup a little earlier, too!
And not to brag or anything, but this picture of Nimh and Eli is WAY more mouth-watering than any old box of chocolates - heart-shaped or otherwise. And you can unlock it for your Memory Album by completing the Limited Time Event; all you gotta do is log in every day to collect those Daily Tokens!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
If only virtual men could give massages…
Hey Panda Peeps!
How’s January treatin’ ya? If the post-holiday crash and lousy weather have you feeling gloomy, the best antidote is a timely dose of self care! You could light that candle you’ve been saving for a special occasion and pamper yourself with a bubble bath… orrrr you could spend some extra time with your fave husbandos in Blush Blush!
From January 23rd to the 28th, every Diamond Bundle purchase comes with 20% MORE Diamonds, as well as Volks’s Butler Outfit as a bonus! Because we’re serious about that whole “pamper yourself” thing, and there’s no better way to feel pampered than to be waited on hand and foot (or should that be paw?) by a wolfishly handsome butler!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
Hand us that spyglass so we can peep those biceps!
Hey Panda Peeps!
What do you call a pirate who talks about himself in third person? Garret, in his new Pirate Outfit, of course! Oh, sorry, were you expecting a punchline just now? Well, we’d never joke around when it comes to this seafarin’ hunk! How heavy do you think that anchor is? And he’s just throwing it over his shoulder like it’s a sack of oranges? That kind of strength is no laughing matter!
Witness the majesty for yourself by completing the Limited Time Event! All you gotta do is log in every day to collect your Daily Event Tokens, and those tanned, glistening, muscle-y pirate arms will be all yours for the looting!
We love you so hard,
The Pandas
We’re Flashers!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Has this ever happened to you? Call now! But wait, there’s more! This offer is not available in stores! Operators are standing by!
Sorry about that - we were just practicing our infomercial impression. We thought it might help with setting the mood for our FLASH SALE! That’s right, we said FLASH SALE! For one day only, all Diamond Bundles are 30% off! Use them to treat your beau! Or yourself. Either way, these Diamonds are just the thing to make your game better and easier than you ever imagined!
Oh yeah, this would probably be the perfect time to say “Act now”, huh? Or we could just stick with a classic and say…
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Homebodies Are Hawt
Hey Panda Peeps!
Imagine: You’ve got no responsibilities. You can stay in bed all day. Your sheets are crisp and fresh, your pillows are extra fluffy, and there’s a hawt nerd with a playlist of meme compilations queued up on his phone. Talk about an introvert’s dream, right?
This little lazy-day fantasy has been brought to you by Anon's returning pin-up, in which he's got his headphones and… Well, not much else. Just the way we like it! So if you haven't grabbed this lovely reward yet, we highly recommend you join in on the Limited Time Event and collect your Daily Event Tokens to unlock it!
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Meet At The Pirate Bay
Hey Panda Peeps,
Get online (or on board) with Anon, and become the scourge of chat rooms and comment sections everywhere! The World Wide Web is your playground, and the forgotten depths of the early internet are yours to sack and pillage. Whatever you dredge up during your adventures, there’s one treasure that’s a cut above the rest - Anon’s Pirate Outfit!
Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens to unlock the best-looking boatswain on this side of the seven seas! He’s organized, he’s focused, and most of all, he keeps a ship so clean you could eat off the floor - er, deck!
We love you so hard.
The Pandas
A Sweet Holiday Treat
Hey Panda Peeps!
Since it’s the season of generosity, we’ve generously brought Blush Blush’s festive pinup back to the Limited Time Event! Anon’s the focal point, looking delicious with his hand wrapped around… a monumental candy cane! If this is something that gives you dreams of a happy minty mouth, you know what to do!
Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect all your daily event tokens to unlock this holiday-flavored pinup in your Memory Album. No matter what you may be celebrating during this time of the year, we know getting this gorgeous piece of art will fill you with warm and fuzzy seasonal feelings.
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
'Tis The Season… For MEGA Discounts!
Hey Panda Peeps!
It’s time for our holiday mega sale, which means we’ve got a BUNCH of big discounts to announce. Hold onto your winter boots, because there’s about to be a lot of numbers coming at you!
Diamond Bundles are 30% off! The Voice Bundle DLC, the Volks Deluxe Date DLC, and DLC guys Cole and Sven are 30% off too! Now, what about the Kitsune Bundle featuring the mischievous Aki, the impassioned Haru, and the ruthless, iron-fisted Fuyu, you ask? Hop on over to the Steam Store Page and you’ll find that particular DLC on sale for a whopping 69% off! Now is a great time to experience the warm and toasty love of a trio of magical fox men, don’t you think?
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also slashed prices on all the fun in-game stuff you can purchase with your Diamonds. Enjoy 30% off Outfit Bundles, Time Block Bundles, Speed Boost Bundles, Time Skip Bundles, AND the Time Lord Bundle. Plus, all the LTE Guys available in the Store - that’s Ace, Reece, Logan, Seth, Cashew, and Poe - are 30% off as well!
On yeah, the weather outside might be frightful, but these deals are heckin' delightful. The sale runs from December 19, 2024 to January 3, 2025, which is a whole two weeks! But don’t procrastinate too much, because you KNOW that new year is gonna sneak up fast.
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Leave Those Boots On
Hey Panda Peeps,
Some pirates excel at stealth. Others get by with their reputation for unmatched cruelty. Still yet are the ones in search of undiscovered lands and endless booty. Like Eli! His pink and plumed Pirate Outfit is now available, so make your move!
Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens to unlock this flashy and fabulous NEW nautical ensemble. If this announcement has your timbers shivered and you don’t want to spend another second of your life without the flamboyant pirate Eli, you can always unlock the outfit immediately for a few diamonds.
