The melodrama continues! Or repeats itself, rather, for those who missed it the first time. Yes, our beautiful Rosa is back for another Limited Time Event, and her story is as passionate and theatrical as ever. There are powerful forces standing in the way of your relationship - is your love strong enough to overcome them?
Yes, of course it is! So go - sprint through the pouring rain if you have to! Collect your tokens and unlock Rosa before she vanishes once more.
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Maid You Look
Hey Panda Peeps,
It's time for part 2 of Willow's latest Phone Fling! And if you're expecting things to be squeaky clean, rest assured - they won't be. But they also will be. Because when it comes to a maid like Willow, anything related to soaping, scrubbing, and rinsing is a major… Inspiration. Of the carnal sort. It's clean and dirty at the same time!
And hey, maybe she'll even inspire you to do some actual chores? After all, it's the most wonderful time of the year - spring cleaning time! Nothing hotter than a freshly squeegeed window, am I right?
Anyway, check your messages and enjoy your continuing chat with the precious Willow. And look out for the final installment, coming soon!
Love you all so hard,
The Pandas
Hot Girls, Hot Temps, Hot Sales!
Hey Panda Peeps,
Are you interested in a good deal? Well, good news! It's time for another sale + goodies!
This time around, enjoy 10% off Diamond bundles in the in-game Store. And if you spend $5 or more, we'll throw some bikinis at ya too! Get your Diamonds and all the core girls' bathing suits for a hawt summer that's totally nawt a bummer. (And just in case you're wondering, core girls = everyone from Cassie through to Sutra. Plus Peanut!)
But wait, that's not all! We've taken 10% off all the LTE and DLC girl bundles, too. And if you’re feeling a little more on the snuggly side, our dakimakura and plushies are ALSO on sale - 30% off in the Sad Panda Store! Woo, that's a lot of options.
This sale runs from June 10 - 15, so make your selections quick! Oh, and don’t forget to wear sunscreen. It’s not related to the sale thing at all, but it is important.
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Employment Enjoyment
Hey Panda Peeps,
Listen. We know it's not easy being as rich, successful, and good-looking as you are. You've got SO many responsibilities - all those jobs, all those women, that ginormous mansion you live in... Sure, it can be a little hard to keep track of everything, but that's what you have staff for, right?
On that note, you might want to check your messages! Lieutenant Commander Chambermaid Willow wants to remind you of a certain work-related task you must complete. What could it be? Another housekeeping emergency? Something to do with the newly-constructed seventh floor? There's only one way to find out!
This is part 1 of Willow's new 3-part conversation, so keep an eye out for the next installment! Enjoy your chat, and remember…
We love you all so hard!
The Pandas
Renée is Bae
Hey Panda Peeps!
You had your say - Renée is here to stay! YAY! We hoped this girl would make the cut someday. We’ll get started right away! Heeheehee, I could do this all day… But I won’t.
Seriously, we can already tell this transformation's gonna give us all the feels. Thinking about those summer trips to the lake, the formative experiences, the forgotten firsts - it's almost too much nostalgia to handle! Tears will be shed and much hot chocolate guzzled as we work to turn your past sweetheart into your future love.
Thank you all so much for voting and helping us pick our next dateable girl! We’re pumped to get started, so you wait here while we frolic on over to the drawing board… Well, you don't have to wait HERE, but you do have to wait. Just for a little while. Check back periodically, and before you know it we'll be announcing the next chapter of your relationship with the lovely Renée!
Love you all so hard!
The Pandas
Fortune favors the bold
Hey Panda Peeps,
It's about time we introduced you to Esper. She's bewitching, enigmatic, with mental powers the likes of which you've never seen before. She can read your thoughts with a single glance. She knows your deepest secrets, your darkest desires, and whether or not you returned your cart the last time you shopped for groceries. Your mind is her playground! There's no escaping her psychic dominance!
Wait, hang on a sec… Nope, we were wrong.
Okay, so by now it's common knowledge that a lot of strange and unlikely things happen to and near and because of you. So, as fate would have it, Esper's psychic powers go kaput when you're around. We predict some animosity over this, but it's probably safe to say the future holds good things for the two of you (after all, this is Crush Crush).
So go forth! Be bold! Hop online to grab your daily tokens during this Limited Time Event, and blow Esper's mind with the most mysterious meet-cute yet. We hope you love her as much as we do!
Love you all so hard,
The Pandas
You know the drill! Vote for your best girl!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Can you believe it? It's already Crush Crush's 4th Vote-a-Fling! Once again, we'll be giving a lucky Phone Fling girl the "fully dateable character" treatment - and it's up to you to choose which one!
For your convenience, here's a quick rundown of how it all works:
You have from May 17th - May 31st to vote using the "Vote" button at the bottom of each Phone Fling conversation. Your first vote is free, but you also have the option to purchase up to 4 more! Because trust us, we understand how hard it is to pick a favorite.
(Then again, maybe you do have one particular best girl in mind, and you just wanna rain ALL the votes down on her - that’s cool too!)
We hope you have a blast casting your votes and watching the polls. Will it be a neck-and-neck competition? Will one girl win by a landslide? Let’s find out!
We love you all so hard,
The Pandas
English is important, but physics is importanter…
Hey Panda Peeps!
Remember the beautiful, adventurous physics teacher from S.T.F. University? Well, she's reaching out to you again, and this time, well…
Let’s just say Miss Desirée's life has taken a bit of a turn for the worse. Luckily, you're more than capable of cheering her up! Let the funny banter, flirty comments, and potentially questionable advice begin.
We hope you enjoy getting to know Miss Desirée on a deeper level! Go check out the full-length Phone Fling convo now, and remember…
We love you SO HARD!
The Pandas
Another Scandalous Sale!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Yep, it's happening again. From April 28 to May 5, our Diamond bundles are 10% off!
But wait, it gets better!
This is also your chance to snag Nutaku-chan's unique outfit, because we're throwing it in as a special little treat with any Diamond purchase. More Diamonds AND more ways for Nutaku to dress up? Yes, please!
Oh, and remember - there's an even more risqué version of this outfit, too, because of course there is. It's Nutaku, after all! You'll be able to enjoy that if you have the uncensored DLC enabled.
One more thing before you go! In addition to the in-game sale, we’re also offering 25% off plushies in our merch store! You can get a Mio plushie, a Quill plushie, or one of each!
Don’t miss out on these awesome deals, and as usual…
We love you all so hard!
The Pandas
Bits and Masterpieces
Hey Panda Peeps!
Your girl Nova is definitely riding a high. She hasn't slept in days, her artwork's almost finished, and now that she's confessed her mushy feelings towards you, there's a new kind of closeness blossoming…
That being said, it’s Nova. She’s not going to let things turn too lovey-dovey. So let’s just put it this way - this sassy convo is probably gonna make you wanna get into her “paints”.
So go check it out! It’s the third and final installment of Nova’s latest Phone Fling. Enjoy it the way Nova enjoys every day - to the fullest.
