Okay, Panda Peeps. Grab your Early Internet Culture Starter Pack, because we're about to welcome a seriously special girl to the Crush Crush roster.
First, double check that no one's using the landline. All clear? Awesomesauce. Now let's dial in to the World Wide Web and meet your latest love interest.
Explora-chan is cool. Explora-chan is fast. Explora-chan is very secure, and not at all concerned that you won’t like her! Ha ha!
Also, if she looks familiar, it’s because she’s actually a cameo character originating from Merryweather's amazing Browser Waifus webcomic! We cannot overstate how excited we are about this. Eeee!
So we definitely wanna say a huge THANK YOU to Merryweather for permitting us to adapt one of their characters for Crush Crush, and we HIGHLY encourage you to go check out the webcomic. You can read it here, and check out their Twitter here!
Enjoy getting to know Explora-chan - we’re positive you’re gonna have a BLAST (from the past).
W00t w00t!
We love you so hard!
-The Pandas
Hot Under the Color
Yo, Panda Peeps!
Ready for a check-in with the coolest artist ever? Yeah, we know you've got a lot on your palette, but how often does "real talk" happen with a badass chick like Nova? And “real talk” is exactly what she has in mind…
So go on, seize the day! It's clearly pigment to be. Check out Nova's new messages, and remember this is Part 2 of a triptych! Keep your eyes peeled for the final installment in the next few weeks.
Oh, and speaking of the next few weeks… Something EXtra special is coming to the LTE very, very soon. Prepare yourself. It’s gonna be all that and a bag of chips.
We love you so hard!
-The Pandas
Tag, You're It
Hey Panda Peeps,
Check this out - your favorite saucy sk8er dream girl is back, this time for another 3-part Phone Fling!
Don't worry, that little run-in with the law didn't dampen Nova's spirits. She's already airbrushed herself off and gone back to a life of kickflips and street art - only this time she's got art blanche to do whatever she wants with those paint cans of hers. Yep, things are looking up for our little rebel. Paint no mountain high enough to keep her from celebrating this one!
Go on, check your texts and see what she has to say! This is Part 1 of Nova's new 3-part convo, so keep an eye out for updates over the coming weeks.
Love you so hard!
The Pandas
Doki Doki Dakimakura!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Do you hear the pitter-patter of our little Panda hearts? It's because we're super delighted about the new dakimakura (pillow cases) in our merch store! There are now 15 different designs to choose from… But choosing is hard, so why not grab one of each? Imagine the epic pillow fort of Crush Crush girls you could build!
To celebrate the new designs, all our dakimakura will be 10% off for one week! Get yours at store.sadpandastudios.com now.
We hope you love them as much as we love you…
Because we love you SO HARD!
The Pandas
Spring 2021 Flash Sale
Hey Panda Peeps!
We heard you like Diamonds, so we put some Bonus Diamonds in the Store Diamond bundles. Specifically, 30% more Diamonds than usual!
On top of that, all the Girls in the Store are 20% off - that includes Suzu, Ruri, Generica, Wendy, and Shibuki, as well as the special Charlotte, Catara, and Darya bundles. Oh, and we've also temporarily brought back the Monster Girls! Remember Jelle, Quillzone, Bonchovy, and Spectrum? Yup, they're all 20% off as well!
~Phew, that was a lot of names all in one paragraph…
Anyhoo, this is the "blink and you'll miss it" kind of sale, running only from March 26-29, so don’t delay! Enjoy some discounted goodies and remember…
We love you so hard!
The Pandas
Game Day
Hey Panda Peeps!
Calling all fans of booty shorts and dazzling smiles! Your favorite girl-next-door-gone-wild is making her way to the Crush Crush big leagues. That's right, Sawyer is now a fully dateable character!
Sporty Soy might seem like a wholesome snack on the surface, but trust us, there are no vanilla beans here. She's cheeky, cheery, and she studies dental theory! What could be more fascinating than that? Seriously, though, you're gonna love Soy and her great big… Heart.
Unlock Sawyer during her Limited Time Event! Just make sure you've stretched, hydrated, and completed all her phone fling conversations first!
Love you all so hard,
The Pandas
Daylight Savings Time!
Hey Panda Peeps!
Just a quick reminder that some of you might be changing your clocks this weekend! That means that depending on where you live you might find the Limited Time Event switches over at a different time than you are used to. That's because our LTE uses a time zone that isn't affected by Daylight Saving Time (it's midnight UTC if you're curious).
Thanks so much! -The Pandas
Eat Dessert First
Hey Panda Peeps!
The new LTE starting today might look familiar to some - because it was originally a reward for a Scavenger Hunt we had in game several years ago. Good news if you missed that one, now's your chance to collect this super sweet Bonnibel pin-up by collecting the daily event tokens. Go have your cake and eat it too!
After this LTE we'll be rolling out with Sawyer!! Hype!
Love you so hard, ~Pandas
Can't Take The Gymnastics Out Of The Girl
Ola, Panda Peeps!
It's clear by now that Caitlin isn't one to get bent out of shape. She might have somersaulted her way from crash mat to red carpet, but at the end of the day, she's still the same silly, adventurous gymnast she always was! That’s why she's decided to to enjoy a little downtime, to focus on herself and what she REALLY loves doing. Hint: it involves gymnastics equipment and chatting with you.
We hope you enjoy how this conversation wraps up! It’s the final installment in Caitlin’s 3-part series, so definitely let us know what you think.
Love you so hard!
The Pandas
We're With Cupid
Hey Panda Peeps! Happy Valentine's Week!
It’s that time of year when the shops fill up with heart-shaped chocolates in heart-shaped boxes, and our chocolate-loving hearts can hardly wait for the post-Valentine's Day chocolate clearance sales.
Speaking of sales, we’re having one! And you don't even need to wait, because it's right now.
From February 11-16, Diamond Bundles are 10% off. Girl DLC and LTE bundles are also 10% off! That includes Suzu, Charlotte, Catara, Darya, Ruri, Generica, Wendy, AND Tessa… Wow, that's a lot of girls!
With the day of love almost upon us, celebrate your waifus and all the joy they bring you with these sweetheart deals. Enjoy, and remember…
We love you so hard!
(Like, seriously so hard. Will you be our Valentines?)
