If you aren't in the Top 0.1%, it's nothing to feel bad about, only the most elite players are. If you aren't in the Top 0.5%, no problem, most people aren't. If you aren't in the Top 1%, don't worry about it, hardly anyone is. If you aren't in the Top 5%, it's all good, maybe some day it'll become true. If you aren't in the Top 10%, don't let it stop you from trying, you'll get there eventually. If you aren't in the Top 25%, it's still not worth stressing, 3 out of 4 people aren't either.
And if you aren't in the Top 50%... well, congratulations on actually having a life ːgp_coolː
I'll catch you all in the next update! ːGrumbloː ~ Lava
WORLD 6, OUT NOW!
World 6 is HERE!
Farming Skill ADDED!
Sneaking Skill ADDED!
Summoning Skill ADDED!
New vials, anvil equipment, meals, stamps, alchemy bubbles, and SO much more!
• 5 new tiers of coin display! • Trial by Time achievement can now be completed at any movement speed, even ones over 133% • Adjusted scaling on the 6th bubble of each colour other than yellow, such that it's BUFFED for players with less than bubble Lv. 300, and nerfed for those with higher Lv. • Siege Breaker's cannons now spawn behind you, so monsters 'on top' of you will be hit. • Changed Deathnote "multikill tier" text to make it more clear for each world • Big fix - archers can now attack all shielded mobs (that includes random event bosses) without sliding around • Check world 2 and world 3 shops for new stamps, go do it now before you forget forever and ever ever. • Other players now have their own movements speed. Go to world 1 and watch the noobs crawl at a snails pace!
I put my all into this update for the last 4 months, and now it's up to YOU to enjoy it :D Do people even read this far down in the update notes? I hope you like it tho fr, Idle on! ːSmile_IdleOnː
Collect treats from monsters - 50 per day! These AUTO LOOT, so you can active AFK.
Earn an exclusive EVENT NAMETAG if you open 500 treats throughout the event.
Each treat has a 1 in 250 of having a limited time MASK!
You can expect to get hundreds of Gems, dozens of time candy, and other seasonal goodies from Treats!
Look at this absolute PILE of loot!
Come play the event, and get some of these sweet rewards ːSmile_IdleOnː
ːbobjoepickleː How's everyone going, hope you like the new falloween masks, thought I'd spice this event up with a bit more than just the normal 'exclusive nametag'. My personal favorite is the blue Bloque Monster mask, very spooky but also very endearing in a way only ice cream can be!
ːPigchamp_IdleOnːWorld 6 is the next big thing on the horizon, it won't be the very next update but it's only a matter of time before it drops in all its sixy glory!
xoxoxo ~ LavaSpooky2
Equinox Valley (NEW CONTENT)
• The Equinox Valley in all its glory has been added, it's accessed using an Equinox Mirror, a 1 in 1000 drop from Bloodbones in World 3.
• Complete cloud Dreams to unlock 11 different bonuses, new resources, and powerful upgrades.
• Added Hide Damage toggle to Worship Tower Defence, to help with users facing lag when playing.
• Adjusted the Player Swap system to show background of player's location and only require a single click to swap
• Reduced the cost of the "1% chance of starbook" in the Shimmer Island shop from 3 -> 2 • Fixed a display issue where the amount of Trash you have for trash island would sometimes round up incorrectly • Fixed a rare issue where Rando Island wouldn't spawn its weekly Random Event boss.
This one goes out to all the haters who said I'd never make an update called 'Equinox Valley'. Also, check out these new Steam Emotes: ːPigchamp_IdleOnː ːbobjoepickleː ːUp_IdleOnː ːGrumbloː , I finally added Trading cards and all that!
Enjoy the update Idleoneers! I hope your valley has lots of Equinox and your bar stays full after upgrading ːSmile_IdleOnː
~Lavaflame2
Weekly BATTLES & UI unlocks!
Each week, a new boss will arrive in World 2 Town! You'll get to choose between different attacks, buffs, and misc moves for each of your characters, in an attempt to deal as much damage as possible! After all your characters and made their move, you can restart (once a day) and try a different strategy now that you know what moves there are to choose from!
Defeating each boss difficulty rewards TROPHIES, which you can spend here in the shop! The first two are always new UI, and the last two are always items. Shop items reset each week, so there's always something new to spend your trophies on!
Each character can select their own unique UI, so you can further customize all your characters! UI is the big gray bar at the bottom of the screen btw
If you're too scared to face some of these fierce bosses who miraculously can't attack you back, then you should definitely not check back each week!
Hey you look great today, did you get a new haircut? Anyway there were 319 people who left a comment on the last patch-notes "5000-gem joke contest", and the winner was... honestly a lot of them were borderline concerning but I gave the W to this guy:
(If this is you, send me an email with proof that it's you. You can find my email in the Discord.gg/idleon)
Also for my fitness bros, I hit a new benching PR of 275 after training for another few months (up from 255 earlier this year)! Unfortunately I have yet to be crushed under 275 1-pound boxes so I haven't put it to good use, but you never know what the future will bring lmao
Enjoy the update! ~lavaflame2 ːsteammockingːːsteamhappyː
W4 Trophy & ONYX STATUES (content)
• NEW NPC: Royal Worm (Mid world 4) • NEW NPC: Monolith (Late world 4) • NEW TROPHY: Complete all world 4 quests, and the final quest from Royal Worm NPC to get it
• NEW GAME MECHANIC: Onyx Statues, unlocked by doing the 2nd Monolith NPC quest
• I redid a lot of the UI art, namely for the Items & Equipment, Storage Chest, and Talent ui, hope you like it :-) • Oh and I added 2 new STAR TALENTS, unlock them by doing quests from the new World 4 NPCs
Arrgh sailor, ye made it to the end of me patch notes! As a reward, I'll tell you a secret: one random commenter here will win 5000 gems, but only if your comment has a funny joke that makes me go haha! ːsteamhappyː
~ Lava "IdleOn Gaming" Flame2
SUMMER EVENT [1000+ Free Gems and time candy]
Summer Break event is LIVE until August 28th, 5PM UTC
If you open all 50 Coolers every day, you can expect to get the following rewards:
NOTE: There are some rare 1 in 1000 chance items, like the pink snail shell hat, that you may or may not get. The only "rare" I got below was said hat, but you may get it yourself AND more!
Stay cool Idleoneers ːgp_coolː
~Lavaflame2
ISLAND EXPEDITIONS (new content)
• Unlock 6 islands at the Deepwater Docks in World 2, where Omar Da Ogar is located.
• Unlock new islands using Bottles, which you can collect at the docks every day. You do NOT need to check in every day, bottles will stay there from days you miss!
• Islands have a variety of daily and weekly activities that you can check in for rewards!
• Rewards include 4 new stamps, 3 new Star Talent books, 1 unique Nametag, 1 unique Trophy, and over 15 other various bonuses for you to discover!
• It will take a while to unlock all the islands, as the cost increases every time you unlock one. This allows you to really choose the order you unlock islands in!
• Hey there, its me. You read all of that right? So I bet you'd want a hint, yea? Ok so, if you want more Garbage and often find yourself doing Random Events, buy the New Bribes fast, trust me.
• You wanna know more? Uh well yea so, I'd recommend to avoid Crystal Island unless you REALLY like killing crystal mobs, and also avoid Seasalt island until World 6 comes out. Also, shimmer island is my favorite island!
Summer event is CONFIRMED in the next update!
ːsteamhappyː My name is Lava flame two and I'll catch you (fish joke, its a reference to the Seasalt island) in the next update!
3 New Languages - Korean, Japanese, S-Chinese!!!
96,533 words across nearly 700 pages of translations (I Partnered with the Translation company WhisperInteractive)
New framework to handle the ~1500 unique Korean/Japanese/Chinese characters used
Updated UI buttons for each language
New atom added to the Atom Collider!
Island Expeditions are in development, and will be coming to IdleOn soon...
Summer event maybe soon too? Leave a comment if you want that! ːgp_coolː ːsteamhappyː
New BOSS FIGHT!
• Kattlekruk's Volcano at the end of World 5 is now opened! Enter using the Boss Keys dropped by Big Moles, Crawlers, and Tremor Wurms! • New NPC added - the Tired Mole. Find him sleeping on the job outside of Kattlekruk's Volcano. • Craft 4 new Kattlekruk Weapons, and 4 new Kattlekruk Armor. Recipes unlocked though W5 Merit Shop in Tasks. • Added a new ULTRA equipment (pendant) -- requires you to complete all 10 of the new "Defeat Kattlekruk" W5 Tasks, gather rare equipment, and maybe get "lucky" once or twice ;) • Added 3 new boss exclusive items: new Obol, new Pendant (separate from the ULTRA above), and new Cape! • A new Trophy has been added! • 4 New Upgrade Stones added to Kattlekruk's drop tables: These give the BEST stats ever, but use up an upgrade slot even if they fail... so use cautiously...
• King Doot companion is now guaranteed if not found within 200 treats. This works retroactively for those this would have previously applied to! • Combustion attack on Blood Berserker no longer removes Inflame • Combustion attack Cooldown reduced: 40sec -> 20sec • Inflame buff Cooldown reduced: 90sec -> 60sec
Good luck getting those rare Kattlekruk drops... and to whoever dares attempt to craft THE SCARF... the divine will have mercy on your soul! Oh also, here's a FUTURE CONTENT ROADMAP!
World 6 is still months away, but it'll be here before you know it! I cant wait to have a big dance party in the SPIRITED VALLEY with you all soon enough!
