Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator
Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator released on PS4
Today we welcome all PS4 players to the family of ultimate insults! It’s also a great news for all our beloved PC players.
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Don’t waste your time on Facebook arguing with console players. Now you can throw an instant argument using the game you already love!
Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator, brought to PS4 by Crunching Koalas, supports cross-play multiplayer between PC, console and even mobile! It means, that you can expect a flow of inexperienced players, who still don’t know about the Combos, Weaknesses and Continuations.
However, we kindly ask you to stay fair and helpful, if you want to support our idea to constantly push for merging, rather than splitting our community.
The game is up to date with all the balance patches, characters, scenarios, etc. Let the insult face-off begin! Xbox players will join us later this June.
Yours sincerely,
Vile Monarch
Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast will be released on May 31st!
The wait is almost over! Oh...Sir! The Hollywood is coming to flame you & your loved ones on May 31st!
You can watch its epic new teaser-of-a-teaser trailer below, because that's just how all of the cool Hollywood bigwigs are doing it these days.
Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Release Date Teaser Trailer: https://youtu.be/EMR6ny2_yj0
True to modern moviemaking, Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast takes the series in a dark direction, with gritty new features like an expanded career mode, Steam Workshop character creation tools and controller integration. The script has been rewritten a dozen times by heavy-handed executives to ensure that Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast offers twice the vocabulary of its predecessor. The producers have also recast and redesigned the scoring system for more engaging fights while introducing a hot new charged comeback mechanic that lets players drop the final curtain on each other with dramatic effect.
Your support has been like a well-written Hollywood romance, and we will never get over you once the inevitable tragedy strikes in the third act. So before your untimely death, we have one more big surprise planned for Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator! We will have more information to share about this free update soon, but let's just say that a top requested famous face will be entering the verbal arena soon.
For now we're all giddy with excitement to hear what you guys think of The Hollywood Roast, and we can't wait to flame you & everyone you ever cared about online in one short week!
Yours Insincerely,
The Vile Monarch
Is the game dead on the loading screen? No, it’s resting.
although our little studio is mostly focused on the game’s console port and its sequel, we are still listening to your praise and… yes, your complains as well. Among them a few about the game stopping on the loading screen. Well, we are pleased to notify you, that the problem is no more. It has ceased to be.
Best Regards,
Vile Monarch
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But if you still happen to encounter this or any other problem with the game, please do not hesitate to disturb us during our more significant tasks and use all means to annoy us so much that we’ll take a look at it just to make you stop bugging us.
Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator coming soon to PS4/Xbox One!
Are you fed up of insulting random people using only your PC? Have you ever wanted to tell your friend that his wife will reincarnate as a pigeon?
Good news! Vile Monarch, together with Crunching Koalas, will soon bring Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator to the PS4 and the Xbox One consoles!
You can expect a full set of features from the original PC release, including both: local and internet multiplayer, the complete cast of characters, balance patches, etc. All of the beloved gameplay mechanics stay the same with Combos, Criticals and Continuations - useful to outwit your argumentative opponents.
We will soon share more details about the console versions, including how much time your friendships will last (A.K.A the release date). In the meantime, you can keep practising using your Steam and/or mobile version of Oh…Sir!! to give your friends a hard time when they will join our instant argument family!
Yours Sincerely,
The Vile Monarch
Razer Chroma - don't panic, it's fixed!
if you happen to use Razer gear with its exquisite Chroma features, you might have encountered problems with our game after the last update (that brought you Chroma support). Namely, the game could freeze when insulting Father character. We're happy to report that we've fixed the problem, so you can enjoy the absurdly luminous effects on your Razer devices.
Yours sincerely,
Vile Monarch
H.P. Lovecraft joins the Verbal Arena and we have a new surprise announcement!
"Your mother was a hamster and your brother doesn't know that Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu!"
Yes, it's not a joke! A brand new distinguished gentleman has arrived! Straight from R’lyeh...I mean from Providence, sir Howard Phillips Lovecraft already awaits you on Steam. So grab today's update of Oh Sir! and insult even more with the master of horror... before the Great Old Ones arrive...
This is not all though! We're all super excited to announce that we're working on a follow-up to Oh...Sir!, and this time we're taking on la la land itself! This new project is called Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast and it will have many of the features and changes that some of you have been requesting, including custom character creation through Steamworks, a new comeback mechanic and much more. You can check out the epic first trailer for it below and take a look at its Steam page here: http://store.steampowered.com/app/575330/
Oh...Sir! The Hollywood Roast Announcement Trailer: https://youtu.be/NqVTfZelylk
Lastly, this update also introduces Razer Chroma support which adds a whole new level of visual flair to your verbal jousts.
We're planning on continuing to support Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator well beyond this update and we can't wait to show you more of what we have planned for the expanded world that we're building.
Thank you very much again for all of your venerable support!
Yours Sincerely,
The Vile Monarch
Version 1.07 is Now Available - Albert Joins The Noble Miscreant Family!!
Dear prominent Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is our absolute distinct pleasure to inform you that a new gentleman has just entered the prestigious verbal jousting arena! So please give a warm gentlemanly welcome to Albert. He’s an enterprising chap who’s sure to bring additional levity to all of your Blue Mondays.
But that’s not all though! Today’s timely update also brings with it some new fixes and changes to help make your verbal activities all the more enjoyable.
Here’s a quick breakdown of what the update includes:
- New character: An enterprising Cockney called Albert. Just Albert (do you remember that mysterious chap from our promo art? He’s finally in the game!)
- AI tweaks
- A player suggestion: The hand won’t disappear until you’re out of tea, so you’ll always remember to have that one last sip
- Satan is less cruel now, which means it’s easier to get “The Number of The Beast” achievement
- Serious Sam is a bit harder to unlock now: The ease of unlocking him was previously a result of a bug
- Winter is Leaving: No more snowing and the characters have hidden their warm clothes at the bottom of their wardrobes.
We sincerely hope that you enjoy all of what this update has to offer, and please know that we’re hard at work expanding our little family of noble miscreants. So keep an eye out on this space, as we’ll have some fun surprises in store in the near future.
Thank you very much again for all of your distinguished support!
The Vile Monarch
New Free Holiday Update is Now Available - Includes Mulled Wine!
Dear prestigious Ladies and Gentlemen,
It's that special time of the year when we restrain from insulting the people we love... Or do we?
After you're fed and tipsy with all the mulled wine you guzzled, why not indulge in a session of Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator with your father, your mother, your favorite auntie and a hamster? They will surely appreciate the seasonal additions that we just added - including obligatory winter hats and snow that falls even indoors. That's the magic of Christmas, Sir!
Have an amazing holiday break and thanks again for your continued support!
Yours with-or-without any mistletoe,
The Vile Monarch
Crush Your Enemies is updated and on sale!
Dear Sir/Madam,
if you are reading this, you are probably keen on insulting people. But if you also happen to fancy more old-fashioned kind of violence, the one that involves blood, guts, axes and magical powers, you surely will be delighted to play our other game: a barbaric RTS entitled Crush Your Enemies. Now is a perfect moment to familiarize with the latter, as it has just been updated with a keg filled with FREE new content (this includes 11 new levels!) and starting from today for one week only, it’s going to be on sale for 65% off for $3,49.
For even better bargain buy The Vile Monarch Playlist BUNDLE, which includes Crush Your Enemies, Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, and the original Oh...Sir! Prototype.
Yours truly,
Vile Monarch
Version 1.05 is Now Available - Serious Sam Joins The Verbal Battle Arena!!
We would just like to inform you that we’ve been listening to your many requests and beautifully worded suggestions, and we’re giddy like school boys to bring you the biggest update for the game yet.
The biggest headline feature is that we’re incredibly proud to announce that we’ve added one of the most requested distinguished gentleman into the verbal battle arena. This legendary fine fellow requires no introduction, as he’s been saving our planet from vile alien creatures since most of us were still holding on to our mother’s pants leg. So please welcome the one-and-only, Sam “Serious” Stone!!! He’s not here to dilly-dally around and comes packing a whole arsenal of new devastating verbal weapons of mass destruction!
Besides the inclusion of Serious Sam, this update also introduces the following key improvements to the game and its multiplayer:
- New Guest Character: Sam “Serious” Stone - Can you figure out how to unlock him?
- Important! This version is NOT compatible with the previous one in the online multiplayer mode: The bad news is you won’t be able to play with your slower friends, but the good news is that you won’t be playing with pirates neither (for a while…) So in order to play with all available players online, make sure you install this update
- Requested multiplayer scoring changes: Disconnecting now counts as escaping, which constitutes a win for the opposing player.
- Multiplayer score changes are now saved after one of the players wins, but before the final dialogue (so you are free to disconnect during the dialogue)
- Bigger penalties if a player delays making their move for more than 15 seconds, several times in a row
- Small tweaks in how the insults are spoken (they should sound a tiny bit more natural)
- Additional minor scoring changes
- Fixed some typos: Thanks to gentlemen in our community for rightfully reporting these unacceptable violations of the Queen’s English!
Please do not scurry too far away after installing this update though, as we have a lot more exciting surprises planned for the game. To this end, know that we’re keeping track of all guest character suggestions being put forward in the forums, so please keep these coming. We have more famous new faces lined up to join the verbal arena, so keep your eyes glued to your digital windows … you never know what other new surprises the dead parrot might bring you!
Thank you very much again for all of your venerable support!
The Vile Monarch