Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator
Version 1.03 is Now Available
We would just like to inform you that our newly replaced parrot has delivered a tiny new update to your fancy digital libraries. Following many of the beautifully written requests that we’ve received, we’ve worked to enable VSync and fixed one pesky little achievement.
Of course we have many exciting new updates planned, so please take a look at your windows for future death prone incoming messenger parrots.
Thank you very much for all of your venerable support!
The Vile Monarch
October the 25th is the International Insult Day as Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator will start its verbal assault on the world!
Are you tired of playing the same games year-after-year? Have you ever wanted to tell your friends and loved ones how you really feel about them, but without the risk of any lasting physical repercussions?
Then we have some wonderful news, as Oh...Sir! The insult Simulator will be released next week on October 25th!
Oh…Sir! The Insult Simulator builds upon the ideas explored in past prototypes and delivers an Insult’em-up game where you can release your inner fury….the British way! Create insults by using a random selection of handcrafted zingers and verbally assault friends and strangers across numerous devices with Crossplay, and let them know that their Hamster farted on your hovercraft from anywhere in the world! Experience a deep Contentious Battle system. Employ Combos, Criticals , Continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!
Prepare to improve or destroy all of the important relationships in your life, as Oh…Sir! The Insult Simulator will launch on October 25th for the low LOW price of $1,99!