Microsoft's top executives gather for their weekly meeting where they discuss how to ruin my day
Executive 1: Welcome to the weekly meeting of The Great Evil Villainous League Of Evil Villains Microsoft. Executive 1: Today we gather here to discuss a grave matter. Executive 2: No....... You don't mean....... Executive 3: Everything but that............... Executive 1: That's right. It's been over a week since Doctor Shinobi had to work on Outcore even though it's been almost 2 years since the game came out!
*All the executives rumble in panic*
Executive 1: Now, my fellow companions of capitalism, we must quickly devise a plan otherwise Doctor Shinobi will be able to work on new games. Executive 2: Yes.... Executive 3: A plan... Executive 4: An evil plan...
Executive 2: Let's make French names unreadable for Outcore! Executive 1: NO. We already did it. Executive 3: We're rich. Let's use our lawyers to threaten Doctor Shinobi into working on the game, otherwise, we'll sue him! Executive 17: IMBECILE! Lawyers cost money! We want to stay rich. We need to think about something else...
The poor underpaid intern who makes coffee for the executives: What if we add "File Explorer" to the title of every open folder? Everyone: .... Executive 51: What??? The poor underpaid intern who makes coffee for the executives: I mean Outcore breaks every time we change anything in a Windows update. The developer probably checks if a window is open by looking for its exact name. Surely, something will break If we add a "File Explorer" to the name of every folder and also translate it into a different word when a non-English copy of Windows is installed Everyone: ?????.........................??.................. GENIUS!
Patch notes
- Fixed a bug where K-Lev's sonar would break near the end of the game on non-English copies of Windows. Thanks, Microsoft.
EDIT: Just to clarify, I'm not actually mad at Microsoft. There is no way they could know such a minor UI change would break Outcore, nor should they care since it affects very few programs (like Outcore and... maybe viruses)
The Toilet Update
- Fixed the toilet's lab key not appearing for people who can only speak English
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The Dockronic birthday update
This update is dedicated to Dockronic.
Who is Dockronic? I don't know, but they mentioned their birthday in the last patch notes
Happy birthday. Don't forget to brush your teeth at least twice every day.
Changes:
After getting all 4 keys and finding the Mastermind's door password, Laifu will remind the player to go to the lab only if they completed the game at least once (and reset without deleting their save file)
August 23rd update
Black screen fix for people who install Outcore somewhere other than the default steam installation path
Another sonar mini-game fix for Turkish people
Fixed an edge case where Hexamilian would repeat a dialogue in the lab
Drank water today. It's very important to drink at least 80 liters of water every day.
Fixed Hexamilian & Octhouzend being available to give you the lab quest after you finish the lab
Laifu will no longer remind players to do the lab quest. The reason is that I don't want first-time players to accidentally enter the lab, which is intended for experienced players. Players who listen closely to Octhouzend and Hexamilian's instructions should still know how to enter the lab.
Fixed weird sound whenever a period appears in a dialogue sentence.
Characters should sound a bit better when talking.
August 17th emergency update
Fixed the camera breaking after leaving the classroom in the 3rd memory
Fixed the mastermind's door text showing broken translations
Laifu plushie campaign still not funded
I hope you enjoyed The S.E.X Update earlier this month. I for sure enjoyed seeing your reactions to both the name and contents of the update.
One of the reasons I made It was to promote the new Laifu plushie campaign, which needs to sell 200 plushies to be funded.
As of when this post is written 137 plushies have been sold and there are 9 days left. There's still a significant chance the campaign won't be funded, so consider getting one or more plushies while you can
Fixed some critical issues
- Fixed being able to return into the lab after completing it - Fixed leaving the lab, returning to it and then dying causing the player to spawn in broken space - Attempt to fix a crash that happens on old computers for players fighting Reinbo's 2nd and 3rd boss battles
Hotfix update
Fixed several serious issues introduced in the last updates that tried to fix other several serious issues. Sorry about that!
The S.E.X update is coming, and it's gonna be HARD!
I also made a little fun trailer to convince you to get one
Let's talk about the Update
There's one thing everyone in the world loves and that is S.E.X. After all, everyone kept nagging me to make a S.E.X update.
What is S.E.X? Why of course, it stands for Scientifically Experimental X-rays! Or as the Crusaders from the Middle Ages used to describe it: "Lo and behold, noble brethren, the wondrous contrivance known as Scientifically Experimental X-rays!! By the grace of the Almighty and the cunning of wise alchemists, we are granted the power to gaze upon the innermost secrets of the flesh, discerning the hidden marvels within the bones and ligaments of man."
Some people prefer to describe S.E.X as lasers. There are a lot of them
What have I cooked for you in the S.E.X update?
Before I answer that allow me to ask a question of my own. Do you like girls? The answer is yes. Everyone likes girls. Guys like girls, girls like girls, even misogynists like girls and they only pretend not to because girls don't like them back.
So what's the point?
Well, I like seeing Outcore fan art, which usually is about Lumi. I've seen what kind of fanart you disgusting degenerates like to make. And let me tell ya, you're not making enough of it for Laifu.
Which is why I decided Laifu deserves an upgrade! Better-looking sprites and more poses (she no longer looks like Monika, which I swear was never intended). She's a bit smaller, but to compensate I decided to increase the size of her PERSONALITY!
Some of you poor simps have always wanted to sleep with Laifu, so I'm happy to announce you finally can have a slumber party with her! Isn't this what you've all been asking for?????
NEW STORY CONTENT!
Remember that stupid door in the school that does nothing?
Now it can be opened! Ohhhhh I wonder what's inside? Spoiler: I already ruined the surprise with the previous picture.
This new content sheds light on the unexplained things during the school chapter. It contains a difficult optional sidequest that grants you access to the mastermind's 4th and secret boss route.
Oh, I should mention. The S.E.X update is HARD. The new content is optional and to complete it you'll have to go through the most difficult platforming obstacle course in the game. Good luck.
You can start the new content right after defeating Reinbo's first encounter.
How much does the S.E.X update cost?
Some people pay a lot for S.E.X. But you? You're getting it for free, buddy! But.................. If you reaaaaally don't want me to be a tortured artist you can always (not always, just for 3 weeks) buy the Laifu plushie I mentioned earlier
