- (POSTAL 2) Fixed a problem causing the player to be incorrectly credited for kills in the Napalm Factory, preventing a Jesus run.
- (Paradise Lost) Improved visual and audio feedback for using the Weed Whacker on the “herbs” in the Medical Marijuana Farm area.
- (Paradise Lost) Aforementioned “herbs” can now be pruned easier using the Weed Whacker’s alt fire.
- (Paradise Lost) Optimization and tweaks to the final boss and its arena to reduce crashes. Note, you'll have to load a save prior to the final boss fight map for these to take affect.
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed some pickups that could not be acquired in the Yeeland’s Fun Land area
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed a broken teleporter that could cause the player to go out of bounds in the Junkyard
- (Paradise Lost) Removed collision on decorative objects in the Junkyard and Saloon areas for easier navigation and gunfighting
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed an inaccurate HUD pop-up hint for one of the hidden weapons.
- (Paradise Lost) Addressed an exploit that could render most boss fights trivial with the Sledgehammer’s alt-fire.
- (Paradise Lost) Possible fix for Winter Wonderland map crashes related to Static Meshes
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed a couple unattainable pick ups in Winter Wonderland
- (Paradise Lost) Addressed an exploit where the player could use the Chompy game cartridge to instantly kill any boss in the game.
- (Paradise Lost) Resolved a problem that could cause the optional end-of-game faction leader objectives to not properly cross out on the map.
- (Paradise Lost) Fixed a problem where the boss battle at the end of Wednesday could attack during the autosave, leading to an unusable autosave where the player could not possibly avoid the boss’s attack.
- (Paradise Lost) Player now receives a free health restoration at the beginning of every major boss fight.
- (Paradise Lost) Cats will no longer rain during the credits
- (Paradise Lost) Addressed lighting issues in several maps.
- (Paradise Lost) Various audio improvements
- (Paradise Lost) Various new easter eggs
Postal 2
POSTAL 2 & Paradise Lost (4444 Hotfix 2 - DLC owners only)
AT LONG LAST THE WAIT IS OVER! POSTAL 2: PARADISE LOST IS OUT NOW!
We can’t begin to say how excited we are here at Running With Scissors. The long hours, the work and the planning have finally ended and we are more than proud to present you with the results of our labors. We definitely won’t say it has always been easy. There has been a lot of blood, sweat and tears along the way counteracted with generous amounts of profanity to ease the pain. Unforeseen problems and conflicts were continuously rearing their ugly heads causing delays and setbacks but we stuck to our guns (and shovels and various other types of weaponry) and refused to give in.
Thank you to everyone who worked so diligently on this project. It took a lot of thought, a lot of time and a great deal of effort to achieve what we anticipate will become a jewel in your collection of POSTAL video games. Most of all thank you to our loyal fans. We realize and appreciate that it is our fans who have kept Running With Scissors and the POSTAL video games going strong all these years.
Our goal has always been to do our best to provide whatever our fans asked for. As a direct result of your requests, we are pleased and proud to present PARADISE LOST. We think the end result is worth the wait and sincerely hope you will agree.
You can pick up your copy of POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost today!
You can view our full press release here.
The Wait is Almost Over!
It's getting closer and closer to the final countdown and our nails are getting chewed shorter and shorter with the excitement. In less than 24 hours the big red launch button will be pressed and POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost will be released in all its particular type of glory upon the unsuspecting world!
To celebrate the long awaited launch we are having an iAMA on Reddit tomorrow at 11:00 AM PDT / 2:00 PM EDT. If you are not too busy completing your brand new set of sticky note missions we have something else you might like to take part in. Why not come and meet and greet some of the team behind POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost. We will provide you all with the link just as soon as it is available! You'd be best to watch our Twitter for that link!
In case you missed it, we released the official trailer for POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost the other day on Reddit! You can still check it out there!
Running With Scissors releases POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost launch trailer
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/32kny5/running_with_scissors_releases_postal_2_paradise/
The Final Paradise Lost: Mystery Image #11 of 11
What! Who in the Heck is this Dude and what is he up to? Does anybody know? He actually looks kind of perplexed about what’s going on himself. Hopefully we will find out what’s happening in time to get in on the action ourselves. After all, time is running out and nobody likes to get left behind.
There is only a few more short days to go. If you are anything like the gang down here at Running With Scissors, you have your fingernails chewed to the quick with anticipation. You know that the town of Paradise will soon be on the receiving end of action like it has never seen before. Make sure you are ready and able to give the Dude a helping hand when he is fearlessly fighting the battle of a lifetime.
POSTAL 2 is 90% off right now on Steam in celebration of the soon to be launched PARADISE LOST! You can't buy Paradise Lost quite yet. As mentioned earlier it's still a couple of days away, but you can also check out the new Paradise Lost store page for a sneak peak at what is in store!
The Second Last Mystery Image has been released #10 of 11
Some of us are lucky enough to get a good one but they are few and far between, others curse the day this person’s mother and father met. Who am I talking about? The Boss of course!
There are at least two different types of bosses. The good Boss will congratulate us for a job well done or quietly point out our faults and offer advice or help on how to improve our job performance. Unfortunately, most Bosses seem to be of the opposite sort.
The bad Boss is a loud-mouthed menace with a God complex. He/She seems to take sadistic delight in finding fault and humiliating us in front of our fellow workers. The Boss might not say it in so many words but when they are done putting you down there is little doubt that you are the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Your snickering co-workers choose to forget it could be their turn next and just breathe a sigh of relief it’s not them doing the groveling right at the moment.
So what kind of Boss will you find in Paradise Lost? Will they be a good Boss looked up to and admired by their workers? Maybe it will be a good Boss just having a bad day or perhaps the Boss will resemble one of the fiends of Hell let loose on the poor unsuspecting workers.
Find out for yourself on April 17, 2015.
Sometimes when you think you are going to be fired it doesn't hurt to go in and suck up to the boss. When you think you might be fired upon by the boss's shotgun it might be best to give credit to your co-worker and send them in first.
Paradise Lost Mystery Image #9 of 11 has been released!
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Terrorist knows. It can be a beautiful day, birds singing, children playing and people just going quietly about their business when suddenly, without warning the unthinkable occurs. Anything vile or outrageous can happen when a Terrorist strikes and you can be sure it’s not for the good of anyone. It makes no difference if the victims of these monsters are innocent or not. Anyone who happens to have the misfortune to be in the targeted area will probably die. The peace can be suddenly and unexpectedly shattered as bullets and screams fill the air and bombs split the silence with a deafening roar.
Will Terrorists find a home in Paradise Lost or will they unmercifully attack its unsuspecting citizens. Will the buildings become dust and ruble and the people blood covered body parts. Who knows? Maybe this time the Terrorist just wants to settle in and become your friendly next-door neighbor. I sincerely hope not. Just the thought of coming into contact with these brutal, unfeeling dregs of society is enough to make your blood run cold.
The Eighth Paradise Lost Mystery Image! Three more to go!
For those of you that don’t already know, there is nothing like the feeling you get when your favorite mutt is waiting faithfully at the door for you when you get home. It doesn’t really matter how long you have been gone, the wagging tail that just about shakes the whole body, the whines and slobbery licks of welcome always let you know you have been missed. You know this is one little buddy that worships you and will do his best to protect you even to the cost of his own life his life.
So what happened? What turned our best four legged friends into vicious killers who are intent only on ripping us limb from limb? Where did these snarling, drooling, muscle-bound monsters come from? Surely Champ would not be found among these blood drenched fiends unless he was there to protect his one true friend. Is there any way to eradicate these salivating, sharp-toothed, murderous beasts before they butcher us all? We may have no choice but to stop the carnage by exterminating these wildly crazed brutes. We only know steps must be taken quickly to control the animals before they tear us apart and dine hungrily on our bleeding flesh and broken bones.
The Seventh Paradise Lost Mystery Image has been revealed
Ghosties and goblins and things that go bump in the night are just child’s play when it comes to this fellow. One look at this creature and you know he is evil incarnate. You can almost feel the wickedness vibrating off this demon’s skin if you have the misfortune to draw too close to him.
Terror and a pressing urge to flee seems to fill the air and strike when this disgusting horror even thinks about Paradise. Is there anyone or anything that can not only stand up to this devils spawn but actually live to tell about their horrendous experience. Will Paradise be able to rid itself of this nightmare or is it doomed forever to serve this creation of Hell? Will you be the very hero we seek to rid Paradise of this monster or will you fail miserably. This fiend must be returned to Hell as quickly as possible before the town suffers the wrath of Satan himself.
The Sixth Paradise Lost Mystery Image has been released. Half way there!
We likely all have had the misfortune to run into one of these dim bulbs at one time or another. There is nothing one of these miserable creatures likes better than to pick on someone who can’t defend themselves. The Bully mistakenly seems to think that other people will admire him for picking on someone vulnerable to his attacks. He probably thinks it makes him look like a big man when he is putting the little guy down.
Typically loud-mouthed and possessed of a lower mentality than the regular guy, the Bully is the first to run away if his own well-being is threatened. What seemed like a good joke when it was happening to someone else suddenly isn’t quite so funny when it happens to the Bully.
Has our Bully finally learned his lesson or is he out to have a real good time demonstrating his Neanderthal mentality to a bunch of disinterested onlookers?